I agree with souless the post below scored over 1000 points...
Ps: How I put it below is exactly how it looks like in the origional post.
"Tsuya+was+known+for+her+antics+and,+by+Satan,+was+she+a+vixen+for+the+way+she+did+them.++She'd+been+feeding+for+the+past,+oh,+half+hour+or+so+when+she+noticed+another+bloodlust+about+to+be+fulfilled.++And+oh+my,+it's+was+that+handsome+fellow,+Eaon,+too.++%22You+sneaky+hell+hound,%22+she+teased,+%22I'd'a+shared+this+pretty+young+thing+with+ya.%22++She+snapped+her+fingers+to+immediately+ignite+a+flame+to+light+her+features+and+present+herself+to+him."
PPS: the origional post seems to have been corrected, and the scoring adjusted...