by Alucroas on Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:16 pm
Okay, so most people know me as that-tough-sexy-dude-over-there-who-will-murder-your-whole-family-just-for-breathing-on-me-type-of-guy. (True Story by the way), so it may come as a slight surprise as to what type of girls I like.
So, here come the looks:
Gotta be shorter than me, though my preferred height for a lady is around 5'4"-5'7" I'm 6'3" btw.
I like natural beauty, so when it comes to the hair, just let it hang down. Don't do any freaky shit with it, liken putting it into a bun, or doing pig-tails. ESPECIALLY NOT BRAIDS OR PONYTAILS. That pisses me off just to even look at it.
Something about brown eyes turn me off, I don't know what it is, but they just do. There are some exceptions though, considering my little lady has 'em, emphasis on little. Jesus Christ on a stick, she's like 5'1" and I'm 6'3"
Glasses don't really bother me much, but I do enjoy seeing what they look like without 'em on their face all day long.
Boobs matter, no questions asked. If your boobs are the equivalent to the landscape of Chicago then something's wrong. They don't gotta be huge, but they gotta be at least in proportion and large to some degree.
The ass...uh....let's see here...ah shit. The ass matters 50% of the time with me. Sometimes, I'll look at a girl's face, or the clothing, or just her general body-type and expect to see a nice ass and then end up disappointed. But, yes they only matter 50% of the time, and I don't know why, because I'm weird like that.
I don't want my woman to dress like some skankified skankerella skankoid with her vagina that looks like she just got boinked with a wrecking-ball showing. I prefer girls that wear clothes that hug their body, so I can see an outline of the curves, the shape, etc., etc., and it also feels good to hug something wearing soft, velvety, silky clothes. (Preferences include striped t-shirts, and something with a type of design on 'em. It emphasizes both their style and their body. It's a win-win.)
Now onto the thing that supposedly matters more than looks, that you hear everybody say on television, because they're too sad to get someone they actually like.
Personality:
I like the sweet, kind-hearted girls, that'll give me compliments when they're due in, because I need to be reassured sometimes. I'm not saying worship me, I'm just saying acknowledge me when I've accomplished something, or achieved something that no one else could.
It works both ways, because I like to compliment my women as well. The little blush that appears on their faces when I do it is very contentful, and self-satisfying.
Every girl has their secrets. And I want to know them. =) Though I can't say figuring them out on my own isn't fun either. If there's one thing psychology has taught me, it's that people aren't simple; they're puzzles, and I enjoy putting the pieces together out of self-curiosity.
If you're an animal-lover, well it better be a dog, because I have a tendency to hurl cats across the room when they scratch me. Fuckers walk around like they own the place.
Share my nerd-life with me. Embrace the anime, the hentai, the video-games, the shows on national geographic that depict reincarnated long-neck dinosaurs manifested in Thai-culture. Cosmology also, I love that shit, and it's even better if they like it as well. It's hard to find a girl that's into science these days.
I love adventurers, but I also love couch-potatoes. Swimming in a lake is fun, and so is playing video-games, and all the other crap I mentioned above. Romance I can do, but not that classy frenchy biggity bullshit on a stick. It's gotta be fun while meaningful at the same time. You can't have the salt without the pepper or the fried chicken without the mashed potatoes and gravity; male without the female, etc. But, yes, I do enjoy sessions of love-making, closure, hugging, affection, kissing, all that shit, even if it doesn't lead up to sex.
I enjoy discussing serious topics, debates, philosophy, etc , with my girl, all that intelligent stuff. Be it spirituality or something scientific. Doesn't matter how slow you are at it, so long as I know she's trying.
Show me your interests too, it's not all about me, and besides, I like surprises.
If you can tell me a story, I will love you forever. -Loves listening to stories.- Especially horror-stories, with some fucked up, twisted, ending. Don't be afraid to go balls-out...uh...boobs out. =)
Don't be afraid to tell me what's on your mind, because I'm good at making people feel better with my twisted sense of humor.
I will put my life on the line if I think my girl is in danger, end of discussion. Broken legs, arms, nose, forehead, broken erection, none of that shit matters to me if I see the potential of her getting hurt. Besides, I like playing the hero.
Anyway, this is getting long, so I'll use some keywords to sum it up.
Equality
Shared interests
Likes to dabble in a little bit of everything
Comes to me for help when she needs it
Grants me the freedom that I've been longing for my entire life.
