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Battle of the Wits

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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Lord Saladin on Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:37 pm

Although, you will find that the most embarrassing thing is that most people CHOOSE to be celibate. You are unfortunate because you didn't make that choice - no man, woman, dog or any other living organism would take an interest in someone as lame as yourself.
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Remæus on Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:47 pm

Bleh, it's okay. Those of inferior intelligence are forced to continue ragging on sexual insults.
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Village Alchemist on Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:24 pm

It's easy to disapprove of sexual insults when you don't know what sex is yet, and every time a grown-up says it around you you say "What's that?" and no one will answer.

NOTE: They would answer, but they don't want somebody as ugly as you to be involved in sexuality.
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:03 am

That's not ignorance, Alchemist. I'll tell you what ignorance is. Ignorance is when they answer you perfectly, in english, in words that a baby could understand, and you take your grownup self outside, where you start crying because you still don't understand (that means "get it", by the way).

Oho! Didn't know I was listening to you last night, did you?
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Zhelir Darkfall on Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:41 am

I'm appalled at the terrible quality of these insults. Honestly, I've taken dumps with more wit.
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:48 am

Yeah, well we can't all have our brains coming out our... I think you get the point.
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Village Alchemist on Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:46 pm

By suggesting that his feces is made of brains, you are suggesting that all of him is brains, which means he is smart. Your "insult" is a complement! You FAIL!
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:10 am

No. I was rather refering to the fact that he, like you, has his brains situated at the wrong end of his body to be able to use them. I mean, it's hard to use what you flushed down the toilet yesterday.
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Village Alchemist on Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:39 am

'Tis better than having no brains in the first place.
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Yami-Dokuro on Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:50 am

That was a failed attempt at insulting by not insulting and I thought the older you got the wiser you got, I'm waiting...but no, it was voided by an even more pathetic insult that came before, I guess getting dropped on your head too many times as a baby will shift your brain to your @$$, FULL STOP.
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Re: Battle of the Wits ( )

Postby Zillah on Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:13 pm

It is quite funny to see you speak of a failed insult. Being that you are carrying on in the same vein as said previous poster by using an insult no less pathetic, as you make a sad attempt to string together the mess of your words to form a coherent insult. So, there's no full stop, just a continuance of mediocre insults.
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