Lancelot, like any mortal knight, was smitten with the fey-inhabited Forest. He had been to an enchanted wood before: the perilous realm of Queen Mab. But this autumnal, light-filled place was far different. Camelot’s gardens paled in comparison. Even the Lake’s foliage was not as stunning. Such divine trees and flowers seemed fitting enough for Eden. The oddest part was that nothing was really green—every leaf and frond and tendril seemed golden and warm. Every nectar-pooled petal shimmered with an iridescent quality. Yes, perhaps it would be green one moment—but then it would quickly change to another lustrous shade, showing all colors like an opal or the wings of a dragonfly. Glittering flecks wafted in the air—pollen-like, but entirely pleasant.
He sighed with contentment, soothed by the combined effect of the tawny sunlit beauty, the sweet air and the notes of buoyant music. He forgot the dull hunger in his middle. The building heat under his surcoat and armor did not make him uncomfortable. Clarric’s coat was frothy with sweat, his aquatic nature preferring a moister environment. But the enveloping warmth, to Lancelot, was calming and quite pleasurable.
“My Lady,” he smiled at Madelyn as she sat with him on his steed. “Your realm is heavenly. Lady Vivienne would so spite me for saying this, but I do believe it is lovelier than the Lake. I have never felt so free in a place. How blessed you are to rule it! Or, so you will one day…”
They reached the courtyard, and Lancelot dismounted with his eyes looking above. The wooden villa and homes were marvelous, harmonizing with the trees so ingenuously. He turned his attention to Madelyn to help her dismount. Once her feet were on the ground, he was craning his neck to see the expanse of the stairs and tree abodes. He was aware of the fey people and knights dancing, but he did not look much at them until…
“Lady!”
He only had moments to notice the speeding projectile coming towards them. Instinctively, he grabbed Madelyn and pulled her down to duck with him. Clarric, already in a foul temper, whinnied loudly and stomped his hooves. The danger had passed a moment later, and Lancelot’s straightened into a defensive crouch. His head snapped back and forth as he discovered the path of the missile. Near directly behind them, there was a ringed target with an arrow quivering in the bulls-eye. And standing some yards in front of them, there was the guilty archer. Lancelot lurched for his shield attached to Clarric’s saddle.
“Peace, Sir Knight! I was only practicing.” The archer ran towards him. Lancelot had his shield on arm, and watched the young archer with wariness. The boy was wearing deer hide and antlers affixed to his head—clearly he was keen on hunting. But his voice, when he spoke, was very shrill and high.
“Idiot!” Lancelot burst, as he snatched the bow out of the lad’s hands. “Who gave you permission to shoot your arrows in a crowded courtyard? You nearly shot us, are you aware? You put Lady Madelyn’s life in danger! Brainless knave—argh!” In an angry growl, Lancelot snapped the bowstring and threw the broken thing at the lad’s feet.
“But it was a blunt arrow, sir!” the boy squeaked. He pulled out another arrow from his quiver and presented its dull practice head.
“Blunt or not, what if it struck my lady’s eyes? It can still inflict a wound you know, it can bruise! It can spook my mount! What am I to assume when there is an arrow coming towards me? I believed I was under attack! You halfwit fool, don’t you think of such things?” Lancelot harangued, still vehement. He was on the verge of snatching the boy’s arrow and snapping that as well.
“Please, sir, I didn’t mean any harm,” the boy uttered meekly, starring down at his useless bow. A tear, made glistening by the sunlight, slid out from under his long eyelashes. Once he saw this, Lancelot took a breath and halted his angry words. He was suddenly shocked when looking upon the lad’s soft features and remembering the high tenor of his voice. It all of the sudden became very clear, the true nature of this boy, and Lancelot felt deep remorse for unleashing his rage upon such a creature.
He swiftly set his shield down and took the boy by the shoulder. “Step aside and have a word with me,” Lancelot said, sounding remarkably compassionate compared to his last speech. He took the boy away from the others so that he could speak to him more privately. The youth was confused as he looked up at Lancelot with large watery eyes.
“I see what you are,” Lancelot said, his voice and face full of acceptance. “You must forgive me for speaking so harshly before. I thought you were a boy, being careless with your weapon. Surely you understand why that enraged me?”
“Sir?” The boy looked more confused. His voice grew higher the more his confusion built. “But I was being reckless, you were right…”
“Yes,” Lancelot agreed, a flicker of sternness entering his eyes again. “But you are not a boy, that is what I mean. You have an excuse for not knowing the rules of martial training.”
“Sir?” The lad took the cap and antlers off his head and cocked his head in question. He had a shiny shock of cropped brown-gold hair.
Lancelot sighed, and smiled patiently. “You don’t need to hide yourself, and you don’t need to pretend you know how to be a squire. I understand. You see, it is not a disguise to me. I have known brave maidens like you.”
“What are you saying, Sir?” The youth seemed to grow more frantic.
“Be calm, I will not expose you. But believe me, it is possible for a lady to bear arms without disguising herself. There is a lady who does it, and she can mentor you. She can tell you if you’re fit for it. She can tell you the rules, and she won’t judge you. Trust me, I know this lady. She happens to be my--”
“But Sir, I am no maiden!” the boy interrupted.
“Well, we have all committed sins. This lady will not judge you based on impurity--”
“I am not a girl!” the boy near shouted, blinking with shock at Sir Lancelot. In desperation, his hands flew to his doublet and he began to undo the laces. “Do I have to prove it to you, Sir Knight? Do you really not believe me?”
Lancelot’s mouth hung open as he realized that he had made a horrible mistake. Indeed, the lad really was a lad. “Oh—no, there is no need, Lad. No, I believe you…” Lancelot murmured as the lad exposed his flat chest. The lad, huffing, gave Lancelot the most disturbed of looks. Then he turned on his heels and ran away with his shirt still hanging open.
Lancelot didn’t even care to look where the boy went. He stared at the ground, dazed, with his hand on his head. What kind of knight was he becoming, that he suspected common squires of being damsels in disguise? But he had honestly believed that the effeminate boy was really female. After meeting Alanna in his home the Lake, it seemed natural for there to be more ladies like her to disguise themselves and hang around fairie realms.
“Oh, Alanna, I wish you were here,” Lancelot groaned aloud. The strength of his longing for her pained him like a battle wound. Not only did he want to show her this place of sublime beauty, but at that moment he really needed a person who would understand the embarrassing scene that he had just caused.