This is another word game, I played it a bunch on some old roleplaying forums. You might already have it, or something similar to it, so I suppose you can delete this if you want to (Mods or Admins).

Anyway, the game goes like this. One person makes a wish, and the other says something that goes wrong with it.

Example:

Joe Shmoe: I wish I had some chocolate cake.

Frank the Tank: It comes true, but the cake is actually a cake monster and eats you instead.

I wish for...

See how it goes? You make a response, then a wish.

So here's the first one:

I wish that it was summer already!

Summer comes, alright, but because of global warming, it never leaves again EVER and eventually the entire Earth becomes an unlivable husk.

You didn't put a wish, but whatever you thought didn't come true. Nyah nyah.

I wish for some S'more flavored pop tarts right now.

What the hell, I'll go again. And wish for something this time, haha.

The S'Mores-flavored pop tart factory that happens to be conveniently by your house explodes, and not only do you get your pop tarts, but so does everyone else in your city as it's crushed out of existence by a wave of poptarty goodness.

I wish I could do a cartwheel!

You suddenly gain the ability to cartwheel by being turned into a cartwheel, and spend the rest of your life connected to a wagon in an Amish community.

I wish I could turn invisible and back whenever I wanted.

You'd eventually get caught inbetween, you're legs invisible, but your body normal. And then you'd be a freakshow carny. But it would look like you're floating.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

You give birth to a puppy but since your a guy you die in puppy birth.

I wish I had more wishes.

Everyone will think you're too smart and beat you up.
I wish that my next wish doesn't go wrong.

To make sure that your wish doesn't go wrong, God sticks you in limbo for several thousand years.

I wish that I had a different table.

Your table turns out to be a gateway to hell and it traps you in damnation

I wish I could fly.

While happily flying along, a plane comes by and you get sucked into the jet engine. Then I see you in hell.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything anymore.

just as you say that a model walks by carrying a sackful of money and you can't wish for her to give it to you.

I wish i had a salami sandwich that was not alive poisoned or abnormal in anyway

You get mauled by an angry grizzly that wants your sandwich.

I wish that knock would stop wishing for stuff.

Knock suddeny becomes unable to wish for things, then kills you for it.

I wish I was god. (Beat that.)

You become, but moments later the universe comes to an end.

I wish I ruled the world.

You rule the world, but then riots break out, and you are assassinated.

I wish I could find a job...

(LDS becomes king of the world and marries a smoking hot queen. They have five kids, and live happily, but LDS is dead inside because his wife is a total bitch, and his kids all hate him, and spend all is money, eventually selling out to a bunch of revolutionist who beat the Empire that once held its grips around the world. The Rebels finale make it to the Capitol and look to kill LDS, but sadly he is already dead, because he lost the will to live, and committed suicide. hoping that either heaven or hell would be more exciting that living in a bland world where there is nothing to shoot for, since he has already reached the top.)(Damn it!)

You get a job, but its a poopsmith. sucks for you

I wish I was never born.

You were never born, so you never existed, nor did your post, so everyone can ignore it.

I wish this was my last post on this topic.

(Probably will be for a while)