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by **Riikano-Alinaris** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:03 pm

Ok Ok i know there are people who don't overall like Chuck Norris, But for the lucky few i was just wondering if there were any Facts any body would like to share.....Plz don't post saying how much you Hate Chuck Norris.....just facts and Praises plz.....

Well might as well start with a few...

"Kids are not Sad when they realize Santa Clause doesn't exist, they are sad when they see that Chuck Norris does."

"The boogie Man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris"

"They say the Movie ANACONDA was filmed in Chuck Norris's pants" ( I sincerely hope not)

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by **Gabriel_Whist** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:06 pm

"Beneath Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, only another fist."

by **True Grave** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:09 pm

Chuck Norris does all my stunts.

But in all seriousness, Chuck Norris is awesome.

I also don't think this topic belongs in Discussion nd Debate, since we're not really discussing anything and you've banned most anything that could spark a debate. This should be moved to Forum Games.

by **Vexar** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:13 pm

Chuck Norris round house kicked this topic into the correct forum.

by **Riikano-Alinaris** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:17 pm

Chuck Norris Once was denied an Egg Mcmuffin At mcDonald's because it was 10:35 AM, He round house kicked that Mc'donalds so hard that it became a wendy's

(No balls 0.O for the clown lol)

by **True Grave** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:18 pm

Chuck Norris hung Saddam Hussein, then used him as a weightbag for Karate training.

by **Riikano-Alinaris** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:21 pm

OOC: isn't this a great idea?)

Chuck Norris could Beat a ghost in an Arm wrestle and then scare it away to Hell, Not heaven HELL

by **True Grave** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:26 pm

Chuck Norris once killed a man with just his animalistic gaze.

by **cheif** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:31 pm

in the beginning there was nothing then Chuck Norris told nothing to get a job thus the universe

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice

Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door

by **Riikano-Alinaris** on Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:18 pm

Mr.T Pities the fool....because they end up meeting Chuck Norris in Battle

by **Iarumas** on Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:31 am

chuck norris got in a knife fight, the knife lost
chuck norris can snease with his eys open
P1) if chuck norris and god got in a fight who would win
P2) dont be silly chuck norris is god

by **nayoz1** on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:02 pm

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.

Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

thats enough for now I'd say

by **TowerCorp** on Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:33 am

when Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't pushing himself up. He is pushing Earth down.

by **True Grave** on Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:01 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages. He gives them.

We at Cordell and Cordell are dedicated to making your divorce problems go away. We'll send Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris' role in Walker, Texas Ranger) to deliver some martial arts decisions that will leave everybody happy in their graves.

Chuck Norris founded every martial arts style. He just doled them out to countries because America wasn't big enough.

Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee over a fight about who was the better martial artist.

Chuck Norris is why the ninja exist. They are trying to beat him with stealth. Chuck Norris has laid thousands of ninja to rest.

by **blackfire825** on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:59 am

The Manhattan Project was originally made to replicate the destructive force in Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, sadly they never came close.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

There is no such things as tornadoes, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place, because Chuck Norris is always looking for it.

Chuck Norris pities Mr. T

by **knock** on Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:11 pm

They once named a road after Chuck Norris they had to close it down after people died crossing it nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

If Chuck Norris was gay he'd be jack Bauer

by **True Grave** on Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:36 pm

Chuck Norris has never had a kid because he could never measure up to him.

Chuck Norris has won all the Olympic medals. He just gives them to whoever has worked the hardest.

Chuck Norris' famous black hat is actually a blackhole he created and tamed.

Light is always trying to go the speed of Chuck Norris.

The atom was first created and thought of when Chuck Norris punched a scientist as lightly as he could.

The Sun is Chuck Norris' tanning bed.

(Got a space theme going. Let's get some Halloween ones in, guys.)

by **Death jr.** on Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:20 am

You know how kids wear superman pajamas to bed? well superman wears chuck norris pajamas to bed!

by **blackfire825** on Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:08 pm

When Bruce banner get angry, he turns into then Hulk, when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.

by **Hughes** on Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:14 pm

"Who's your father little boy?"

"God."

"Haha, that's funny. Seriously, who's your dad?"

"Chuck Norris."

Hence the coming of christ.

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