Granted, you get sent to feudal Japan.
I wish I could have a normal sleeping pattern.
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Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Zumanzi on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:34 pm
You now have a normal sleeping pattern. For an insomniac.
I wish I never got hungry.
I wish I never got hungry.
"High velocity lead therapy can have some really negative effects on your physical health."
"What?"
"In short, bullets will kill you."
"What?"
"In short, bullets will kill you."
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Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Irish Wolf on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:42 pm
Granted but you starve to death because your body can't tell you when to eat.
I wish that my knuckles didn't hurt so much.
I wish that my knuckles didn't hurt so much.
Its easy to be brave behind a castle wall
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion
A king's son is no nobler then the food he eats
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Irish Wolf - Member for 4 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by varxint on Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:14 am
Granted. However, lack of hands will make it difficult to participate on the site.
I wish for more craft beer.
I wish for more craft beer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Wake on Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:33 pm
Granted, you get another drop of beer.
I wish I was insane.
I wish I was insane.
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Wake - Member for 1 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Irish Wolf on Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:15 pm
Granted however you end up in one of those mental hospitals, where they believe that shock therapy is the only way to cure the insane, if enough voltage is applied. Have fun Sparky.
I wish that I had a winning lottery ticket for tonight's drawing.
I wish that I had a winning lottery ticket for tonight's drawing.
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Irish Wolf - Member for 4 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Zumanzi on Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:18 pm
You do, but so does everyone else, so everyone wins $5 and riots straight out of Bruce Almighty wind up killing you.
I wish Stephen King novels weren't somehow making me read them in one sitting.
I wish Stephen King novels weren't somehow making me read them in one sitting.
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Zumanzi - Member for 0 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by demoniclysayra on Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:23 pm
So perhaps you're not reading them all in one go anymore. Maybe that's because you're physically in the book and running away from only the latest terror in the novel! >.>
I wish I could rid myself of my roommate.
I wish I could rid myself of my roommate.
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demoniclysayra - Member for 0 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Emmery on Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:07 pm
Granted. Your roommate kicks you out. At least you're rid of them, right?
I wish for a cat that didn't try to eat my own food.
I wish for a cat that didn't try to eat my own food.
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Emmery - Member for 0 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Irish Wolf on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:58 pm
Granted, you get a cat that tries to eat you instead.
I wish that my dog wasn't so retarded.
I wish that my dog wasn't so retarded.
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Irish Wolf - Member for 4 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Moon/Mihael on Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:48 am
Granted, but now our planet becomes Planet of Dogs. Thanks for making every human turn into a pet for them. At least the cats are now gone.
I wish someone would tell me the WHY of everything.
I wish someone would tell me the WHY of everything.
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Moon/Mihael - Member for 2 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Avia on Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:29 am
Granted, unfortunately, so much information overloads your mind, and you become a vegetable.
I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.
I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.
"Tell all the truth but tell it slant
Success in Circuit lies
Too bright for our infirm Delight
The Truth's superb surprise"
Success in Circuit lies
Too bright for our infirm Delight
The Truth's superb surprise"
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Avia - Member for 0 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Fiery-Temper on Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:57 pm
Granted, but you end up jumping off a cliff beause you aren't afraid
I wish bugs didn't exist :/
I wish bugs didn't exist :/
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Fiery-Temper - Member for 0 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Moon/Mihael on Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:07 pm
They don't, which is why you are locked up in a nut house for crazies.
I wish I stopped aging at 25.
I wish I stopped aging at 25.
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Moon/Mihael - Member for 2 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Iced Fire on Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:36 pm
granted you die at 25.
I wish I was a werewolf
I wish I was a werewolf
"Why can't it act in an orderly and lawful manner?" "Because it's a Big Stupid Jellyfish."
"If you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want a new problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a Human."
"If you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want a new problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a Human."
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Iced Fire - Member for 4 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Wake on Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:02 am
Granted. You can't change back and end up in a zoo.
I wish I was a cosmic horror.
I wish I was a cosmic horror.
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Wake - Member for 1 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Snow Bunny on Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:34 am
Granted. You are a cosmic horror, but nobody is afraid of you. Actually, they all think you're pretty lame. :\ Cthulhu never invites you to his parties. How sad!
I wish I owned a herd of unicorns.
I wish I owned a herd of unicorns.
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Snow Bunny - Member for 0 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Forensic_Anthro on Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:38 am
Granted. You own a herd of unicorns, but they aren't the pure, magical creatures of myth. They're insane murderers and you are immediately speared by several sparkling horns.
I wish my English paper would write itself and be amazing so I could continue watching anime.
I wish my English paper would write itself and be amazing so I could continue watching anime.
"This is like playing a giant version of Whack-A-Mole!" -Lavi
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Forensic_Anthro - Member for 3 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by Wake on Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:28 pm
Granted, however since you didn't write it yourself you don't get credit for it and end up failing the assignment anyway.
I wish my characters in dwarf fortress didn't die in the first few minutes.
I wish my characters in dwarf fortress didn't die in the first few minutes.
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Wake - Member for 1 years
Re: Corrupt a wish! ( )
by SlightlyIrregular on Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:58 pm
Granted. You're characters can now live longer, more happier lives in drawf fortress.
I wish this flu would leave my body!
I wish this flu would leave my body!
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SlightlyIrregular - Member for 0 years
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