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by **Gabriel_Whist** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:16 pm

But see, Dionysus, if you are capable of seeing the future you would have known that here I would reveal my first and middle name to be Dylan Joseph. You would have been able to see that and tel me. Hoax.

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by **Dionysus** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:25 pm

Gabriel Whilst wrote:Dionysus, how come you do not know my name? If you can see the future, surely you would know that I will tell it to you in my next post, and could then tell me now what I show you in the future.

2 Posts Later...

Gabriel Whilst wrote:Are you an idiot, or did you just not read my last post? Consider the revealing of my name moved to the next post Dionysus.

5 Posts Later...

Gabriel Whilst wrote:But see, Dionysus, if you are capable of seeing the future you would have known that here I would reveal my first and middle name to be Dylan Joseph. You would have been able to see that and tel me. Hoax.

5 Posts Earlier...

Go back and read what I said in the past...

Q.) Dionysus, can you give us another prediction?

A.) Yes, very soon I will be insulted and ridiculed for my teachings and beliefs. In trying to make peace, I will make war. In trying to bring harmony, I will bring chaos. In trying to make sense, I will cause confusion. In trying to bring light, I will bring darkness. In trying to give people hope, I will cause them to doubt. But all these things must come to pass, since it is God's will for it to happen. I assure you though, that hearts and minds will be opened. Spirits will be lifted, and eventually my message will get past the devil's tests.

Q.) Dionysus, can you interpret people's dreams?

A.) I am an astrologer and a humble time keeper. I am not a psychic nor a soothsayer. I do not claim to be the Christ, nor do I claim to be clairvoyant. I do not claim that my predictions are 100% accurate, meaning they are not etched in stone. By merely opening my heart and sharing these predictions, means there is a chance in the future that these events might change. In fact, that is the very reason for making these predictions. When there is a knowledge of the future, there is a possibility of changing events right now as they happen. But perhaps I can make a guess, and say that dreams are effected by the subconscious. If you are content in your heart and soul, you will sleep peacefully and wake up refreshed. If you are not content, then this might cause you to have nightmares. Be content, and let your conscience be free. You are God's children.

9 Posts Earlier...

Gabriel Whilst wrote:I also have a couple of questions to test your powers.

Q.) Dionysus, what is my first and middle name?

A.) I don't know.

31 Posts Earlier...

Q.) Dionysus, is it possible to alter what you have predicted?

A.) Good question, I thought you'd never ask. The answer is yes, of course. Once we have a clear understanding of the future, we can also work towards changing that future for the better. Actually, that is the reason I have for making such predictions in the first place. I must warn you though, God's plan does not change, ever. So some of these future events might change, but others will occur regardless of human intervention.

39 Posts Earlier!!!

Q.) Dionysus, can you see to the year 2020 AD?

A.) No, I cannot see anything. I can only make a guess, and tell you what I think will happen.

No comment... ^_^

by **Gabriel_Whist** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:36 am

1.) That was a comment.
2.) I said MY next post, not the next post in the thread. And when I was forced to answer someone before you posted, I said I would move it to MY next post, and I did. You're a hoax, and a bad one at that. Get a life.

by **Dionysus** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:08 am

I have a life, how else would I be able to communicate with you? Are you suggesting that I'm a dead spirit, or poltergeist who has somehow found a way to communicate over the internet using the world wide web? j/k... ^_^

I know in some religions (i.e. Satanism) it is important to be in control at all times, and to completely annihilate any person who makes you feel inferior. I also know that in some religions, it is considered an abomination to God to predict the future, or study astrology. I find it funny that some people here would doubt me, when some of these same people have astrology related (i.e. magical) icons in their forum signatures.

Gabriel Whist, calling me a hoax is like calling me a liar. I don't find that fair, since I have never lied to you... Anyone care to digress? Or shall I just continue to answer your questions? I do not mind answering people's questions, it gives me something to do, and allows me to prove my competitors wrong... ^_^

by **Dionysus** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:04 am

Q.) Dionysus, what do you think the world will look like in the future?

A.) Like this... ^_^

These are all artist's conceptions, of course. But my sources are very reliable, meaning they are based on highly logical scientific theories (and not just simpleton "I think" theories). I predict all the continents will come back together to form another sort of "Pangea-II" super continent. Animals will revert back into their much larger, predecessor forms, caused by a growth in the rain forests, and human extinction. The biggest change will be squid, who will become the new 'sapiens' on earth. You can expect squid to take many shapes and forms, eventually rising to the top of the food chain and becoming the smartest most intelligent life forms on the planet. In fact, it has already been proven that fish and squid are trying to leave the water and crawl on land. It has also been proven that chimpanzees and other apes are starting to develop bigger brains and pick up human habits and behaviors. Also, new species of bugs and insects appear every day in Africa and South America, and a new type of "banana widow" spider has been discovered in Florida, USA... ^_^

by **Gabriel_Whist** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:24 am

Kind of. But calling you a hoax is really doing just that, calling you a hoax. As in, you don't have any powers of any sort. You cannot predict the future. You are just a normal guy spouting bull shit. Get a life means find something better to do with your time than pretend to be clairvoyant.

by **wandering-random** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:57 pm

The guy's kinda said he isn't clairvoyant about three times already...

Astrology, if memory serves, is a "science" where the practitioner uses the position of the planets and stars in relation to other celestial bodies to divine information about the future. I honestly have no idea how that's supposed to work specifically, but I do know that most answers are quite vague and largely reliant on the Astrologer's interpretation of the information they discern from the skies. Such inaccuracy is why it would be perfectly logical for Dionysus to not know your name. While I honestly can't agree with half of the stuff this guy is saying. He's more than entitled to say it. So take what you will from it and quit being a dick.

by **SSJ3Mewtwo** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:10 pm

There would be less 'being dicks' if this conversation was not in a forum labeled 'Discussion and Debate', and if the material he was producing was:

a) His own original content, not a massive amount of copying and pasting without credit being given to the original creators
b) Relevant to the subject matter being asked, not expounded unrelated mater
c) Not being passed off as genuine, when unless he's delusional it's regarded as a joke.

by **Dionysus** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:52 pm

It's important that you ridicule me now... How else would my predictions come true? God's will be done, and to answer the question I know you've all been wondering... I am neither joking, nor being overly serious... I am just throwing thoughts at you, to see what will happen... I must say though, since all of these posts from beginning until now, some of my predictions have already been proven accurate... Do you still doubt me? Of course you do... You wouldn't believe in God himself, if he didn't appear before you and slap you in the face. Blessed are those who believe without seeing, but woe unto you disbelievers who cannot see the answers even when they have been provided to you... Next question.

by **wandering-random** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:11 pm

I did read the whole thread. Which is why I can't agree with most of what he's saying. Hell. I can hardly agree with any of it. The more detailed predictions about entirely illogical paths of evolution are undoubtedly just ungrounded opinion. The only thing I can see that could have any scientific theory behind it is the continental shifts. And those probably wouldn't happen in that short of a time. Admittedly. Dionysus need to work on the way he presents himself, especially in his latest post, but he is quite entitled to do what he's doing. Even if the thread should've been made on a general discussion board.

by **Dionysus** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:34 pm

Q.) Dionysus, don't say my name please, but how many correct days are there in one month?

A.) Currently? There are exactly 30.43684916666667 days in one month. Of course, it is a little difficult for our calendars to show this number. That is why we have alternating days in each month, along with leap years every four years or so to even things out. However, even with such leap years we still do not have a perfect time set, that is why I am trying to invent a new calendar for the future.

Q.) Dionysus, is Gabriel possessed by the devil, and if so, is that how you predicted he would ridicule you?

A.) Heheh, if every person who ridiculed me was possessed by the devil, there would be many devils on earth. I can't believe you even thought to ask this question. The answer is no, Gabriel is not possessed by the devil, I don't think. I also never specified that Gabriel, by name, would ridicule me. I just predicted it would happen, and that someone, no names mentioned, would obviously give their two cents against me... Which they are entitled to.

Q.) Dionysus, you said Krishna was the Hindu avatar of Christ, correct? So then who was Krishna sent down by, if Christ was sent by God?

A.) Good question, they were both sent by the same creator. Jews do not dare pronounce the name, and neither do I, so instead I say the Hebrew word "Hashem" which simply means "The Name", for lack of a better understanding. Hindus on the other hand refer to this creator as Brahman Nirguna, which obviously means the same thing to them. Nirguna, or Hashem, is the formless unidentifiable Most High God who takes no physical form. I have said many times before in previous posts, and in different threads throughout this forum, that the Most High God is without beginning or end, without mother or father, without gender, race or skin color. This supreme God of Gods is the one who manifests in the form of wind, water, earth and fire. Hashem takes the shape of mountains, forests, and rivers. Hashem is the likeness of all creation, being the seed of every living thing on earth, and every astral body in the universe. Hashem takes the form of every bird, every mammel, every fish, every reptile, and every human being. I cannot explain it better than I already have, Hashem is beyond my understanding.

Q.) Dionysus, is astrology a religion?

A.) Astrology is a science, it is a time clock which can provide insight into certain future events. Ever since the beginning of mankind's search for God, there has been astrology. In the beginning, we used to stand on the mountain tops and look up at the moon. Nowadays, we can stand on the moon and look down at the earth. It is because of such developments in technology that mankind is able to predict the weather, and other life cycles. Every time you turn on the News, you are indeed listening to astrology. I would not call it a religion, but there is certainly a connection between religion and astrology.

by **Village Alchemist** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:34 pm

Dionysus wrote:Q.) Dionysus, what do you think the world will look like in the future?

A.) Like this... ^_^

I saw the documentary those pic's came from on the Discovery Channel a few years back.

Though I don't remember the name of it....I do remember that the last mammal gets eaten by a football-sized spider and the show ends with a small tree-dwelling squid becoming the replacement for humanity.

Yah, totally irrelevant to the thread...I'll be going now.

by **Dionysus** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:58 pm

Most of the pictures in mention are artist's conceptions, as I said above in the post containing such pictures... the show you're refering to is called 'The Future Is Wild'... ^_^

by **Gabriel_Whist** on Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:05 am

Dionysus wrote:It's important that you ridicule me now... How else would my predictions come true? God's will be done, and to answer the question I know you've all been wondering... I am neither joking, nor being overly serious... I am just throwing thoughts at you, to see what will happen... I must say though, since all of these posts from beginning until now, some of my predictions have already been proven accurate... Do you still doubt me? Of course you do... You wouldn't believe in God himself, if he didn't appear before you and slap you in the face. Blessed are those who believe without seeing, but woe unto you disbelievers who cannot see the answers even when they have been provided to you... Next question.

Theres nothing wrong with being atheist or agnostic, God's existence is not proven. You really don't want to turn this into another religious debate do you? And exactly what predictions of yours have come to fruition? Proof please.

by **Darcy** on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:31 pm

Dionysus, will there ever be a cure for Cancer and AIDS? If so, when?

by **Gabriel_Whist** on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:54 pm

They think they have found a cure for AIDS already. I mean, its still in testing stages obviously, but they think they may have found a way to cure it.

by **wandering-random** on Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:13 pm

Yeah... Too bad the people who have that are the same people who are making a fortune off of treating AIDS patient. Otherwise it would actually get used in the foreseeable future.

by **Dionysus** on Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:31 pm

Magic Johnson... or Johnson's Magic? j/k... ^_^

Q.) Dionysus, will they ever find a cure for AIDS, and if so, when?

A.) Yes, botanists will "rediscover" a cure, not just for AIDS, but for most spreading diseases and plagues. It will be found in the most unlikely places, deep below the surface of the water, in a plant which has been dormant there since the beginning of living existence on our planet, over millions of years ago. The roots of this plant will contain the ingrediants for a suppressant to AIDS, SARS, headaches, fevers, the flew virus, common colds, syphilis, rabies, stomach ulcers, skin burns, rashes, itch, dry scalp, red eye, pneumonia, cancer, and many other nuisances to mankind. Because of its proven benefits, this "rediscovered" plant will become a new part of every day dieting, especially for vegetarians and health fanatics. It will be discovered by the Japanese, who will use it to make teas and soups. The leaves of this plant will be broken up and served at religious monasteries, simply for its long lasting health benefits and associations with immortality. It will come in natural, liquid, and vitamin pill forms in the future, but will be illegalized in some countries because of its label as a narcotic drug. It was first discovered around 6000 BC, but was forgotten about during mankind's lost history. I predict it will be "rediscovered" some time before the next century, possibly by the time I am 90-years-old.

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