Howdy! *Tips rather large hat in your general direction*

So I was away on a looooooooong vacation pretty much because I couldn't keep up and felt hopelessly inadequate. And my ego had taken enough blows so...yeah, I know, yada yada yada. We've heard every sob story in the book...especially on X Factor.

But I'm back.

Not on my old account because I can't remember the juvenile, tacky, and misguided name that I picked for it, but on a new sparkly clean one that I am sure will enhance my soon-to-be-excellent reputation to glittering new heights. I'm envisioning marshmellows and coffee, by the way.

My mojo has been posted to me by a friend and I'm ready to have at it again to the best of my limited but very optimistic ability. I warn you now that I'll be throwing characters in left right and centre (the clichés are the best, really, because they don't require any creativity) so you had better be freaking ready for it.

Laterz.

Oh hi there! I'm back too! : D We should be back together buddies and start great new adventure together when pigs sprout wings and dinosaurs enjoy a fine cup of tea with the 19th President of Nigeria. If you think about it, such a thing can really happen in a website such as this....toodles!

ViceVersus - thanks! I hope you realise that when I'm tearing my hair out in impotent frustration born out of complete and utter confusion and stupidity I will leave you multiple hysterical messages detailing such feelings.

War Kawk - let's get to it! I will steal the rather excellent badge maker from a good friend of mine who I'm sure would get over it in less than a decade, and make badges for the "Back Together" club while I cheerfully send my characters off to what I'm sure would be rather painful deaths at the teeth of tea-deprived dinosaurs.