((Well, I saw something about a 'raid' on the OOC thread, so...))
Suddenly, the entire inn, as well as it's patrons, started to shake softly. As minutes went by, it grew more violent, until chairs were toppling over, people stumbling, and plates, mugs, and bowls crashing everywhere!
The knights were not supposed to be there. Their presence was a clear act of war. However, the Black Knight (Yes, from Holy Grail xD) did not care. He and the seventy or so men with him had come on a scouting mission based on a report passed onto their superior by a free elf. The Black Knight himself would have discounted any word given by one of the ancients, but the mere mention of multiple fables had been enough to set the Black Knight riding off into that dread peacefull land.
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It took Don but moments to don his armor, brandish his lance, and slip outside. The air had gotten cooler, he noticed, enough to make him shiver in his coat of steel. Don hoped he wasn't going to be the only one defending this tavern.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect.
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There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.