She'd wandered for hours. Hours on end spent hunting a man. She didn't even like men all that much. A bunch of testosterone-driven hornballs was how she saw all over them and what she didn't know yet was that she would soon meet the biggest of them, both figuratively and literally. She cursed with each step, her feet already aching, back hurting from a few falls down ridges that collapsed under even her slight weight. Her hand ached from being smashed beneath her in one of those falls, having had to reshift one of her knuckles that had snapped out of place. She'd made her way back down from the mountains, wondering just where to find this bastard. He'd come just when she least expected it.
The first thing that had caught her attention at the base of the mountains was the immense sucking sound, akin to water sliding down a drain. There was no water near her at the time, which was curious in itself, but the fact that the sun disappeared for a moment was what had drawn her eyes to the skies. The black vortex above her had caused her eyes to widen, but the true surprise and danger had been the massive pair of metal feet dropping through. A few tons falling at terminal velocity was dangerous enough in the debris it could stir up...but it was falling over her head. Her pulse pounding in her ears, adrenaline fueling her every move, she'd driven her legs harder than she could have ever hoped to move without the panic fueling her inner fires, leaping at the last instant away from the massive armor suit as it crashed down.
The shockwave of debris and force had lifted and flung her over thirty feet, battering her with rocks as the gigantic suit of metal she couldn't identify tottered in its crater. Her broadsword had fallen from its sheath over her lower back, unable to find it in the dust swirling through the air. Her mind had first whirled with thoughts of how she could beat a giant, searching for her blade. Her eyes had turned to the giant suit of armor as it had begun to creak, bolts snapping and clasps unlocking up its length, backing up and luckily tripping over her sword as she did. With a suction from inside the suit that pulled the dust inside, it opened, the dust cleared around her as she slides the blade back into the sheath, eyes wide as her foe steps forth.
A giant green foot had slid forth from the depths of the armor, planted down lightly as an equally large hand brings itself forth from the inside to push the armor further open. The tiny figure before the suit of armor scuttles back on her hands and feet, her aches and pains forgotten as the gleaming bald head pushes forth. Eyes narrow, staring down at the tiny form that was moving, Bast the Destroyer standing in all his nearly-naked glory as he slides free. His fingers clench and unclench, closing around the halberd stuffed into the gauntlet of the armored suit that binds him. Sneering down with slightly pointed teeth, his lips part, a voice so deep that it caused her chest to feel hollow rattling forth.
"Well, ain't this just the sweetest thing...a purty li'l girl come to find me. You ain't gone be no use t'me. Yer much too little to breed. I've took shits bigger'n you, girlie. But I assume you don't want me for m'charmin' good looks, so...let's get to it."
He'd surprised her with his swiftness, the halberd being swung underhand, slicing a gouge through the ground as the blade cut towards her. Thankfully the wave of debris had rolled her to the side, keeping her from being split in half, the young woman standing from her funk with a sense of dread. For once, this wasn't a fight on equal terms...and it frightened her. Her hand swings up, gripping the stock of her rifle, giving a swift tug. It slides free with a soft sound of leather on wood, turning in the air as her body does, left hand grabbing the fore end of the rifle and bringing it up as her right hand slides into the lever, shouldering the rifle and firing off three shots at his left eye. The shots hit home, enraging the beast as yellowish fluid seeps from his deflating eyeball, leaving him with a giant blindspot...but he was still dangerous.
Over an hour later...
Ankle twisted, jacket ripped and torn, exposing all of her upper torso, Elle looked a mess. Her formerly blonde hair was now a chaotic mix of brown and crimson from the cuts across her forehead leaking into her hair. Her gloves were torn, as well, holding her sword in one hand, bayonet from her discarded rifle in the other. She'd run out of shells, the giant called Bast now on his knees. Somewhere along the way in the battle that was so hectic tha she could remember very little up to now, she'd cut his Achilles tendons, leaving him in great pain each time he moved, for she couldn't completely sever them. Her sword was caked in his oddly-colored blood, using it to cling to what she held now...and what odd things to hold.
"An' now...you see the weakness...of man. Such dependence on these little nuisances. Give it up, Bast...give in now and maybe I won't hurt them."
The giant roars in pain again, his cries likely heard for miles around, reaching down towards her once more, large fingers quivering. As his fingers near her, she reels back a knee, slamming it down into the testicle she held to, the giant spasming and howling in protest. He falls forward onto his hands and knees, Elle clinging tighter and starting to piston her knees into the held nut, arms wrapped tight. She was threatening to cut it off if she didn't get him to give in soon, his body jolting with each blow. His eyes close, falling forward onto his face fully, lips parting for a groan. Blind in one eye, his ankles aflame with each movement and now one of his balls held hostage, Bast was beat. That much he had to admit...this tiny little girl had bested him, even if it wasn't in the most noble manner.
"A...all right...yo...you win. Just...get the...sword off my balls. And stop kickin' it."
Grinning from ear to ear, bleeding from the mouth, the victorious blonde rolls off of the warm flesh she held, falling into an open palm below her. The green giant gives her a quick squeeze, not even bothering to mark her...they were bonded by blood. His blood thoroughly coated her, seeping into her wounds and he'd just had some of hers slip into a slice in his palm, laying her down upon the ground. She crawled towards her rifle with the throbbing ankle dragging behind her, reattaching her bayonet as Bast dissipates into nothingness with his armor, recalled from where he came from. She slides her rifle down into the sheath for it, sheathing her broadsword, as well. She searches around for something to help her move, grabbing a long, straight root that had been unearthed by Bast's giant halberd amidst the battle. She leans her weight on the injured ankle side on that root, her free arm crossed over her now bare breasts as she limps her way back home.
She returned to Balamb Garden with minutes to spare, grateful that she'd gotten hold to the giant's balls when she had...and she hoped she never had to thank her lucky stars that she grabbed a man's balls ever again. Her eyes close, ignoring the stares towards her as she limped her way towards her room. Morphine would do her good at the moment, heading towards her room to undress fully and shower. She sighed in relief as she shuts her door, dropping her arm away from her chest, shucking the ripped coat and then her dirty pants, moving towards her shower after digging in a dresser for a syringe full of liquid painkiller. She jams it into the meat of her thigh, hissing as she turns on the water, waiting for the numbness to start, eyes opening at the announcement.
"Oh, just fucking great. Beat to shit and back and now I have to wear a uniform...oh well...at least I got past the first fucking test this time."
Showering as quickly as she could manage considering her battered frame, the blonde grunted with each throb of her severely twisted ankle. She stepped out after a short time, getting the blood and grime off before going for steel thread and a curved needle...she handled her own stitches. Sitting down before a mirror, she slid the needle into the edge of a slice in her forehead, grinding her teeth each time she pulled it tight, the painkillers not deadening all. When done, she uses a pair of wire clippers to cut off the ends of the stitches, pasting a bandage over it. Limping to her closet, she pulls on clothes most don't usually see her in. She slides into an oversized white shirt, pulling on black jogging pants from her dresser before digging under her bed for an ankle brace and a pair of flip-flops, exiting her room with a limp to get something to eat. She was hungry and aching, wanting sleep, but needing food.