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[Ace Darkfire]

"Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished."

Post your Funny or plain Odd Quote.

Doesn't seem like there's much better to do, but give people some chances to laugh or just ask "WTF?"

[Zhelir Darkfall]

Two variations of the best quote in the world.

"I came here for two things: To kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm almost out of gum." ~ Dirty Harry, I think. Aarkon can correct me there.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. An' I'm all outta gum." ~ Duke Nukem.

[Zach_Rendar]

"Why if we were all weiner dogs, our problems would be solved!!!"

~Radio The Brave Little Toaster

[Ace Darkfire]

"I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before blowing them all to hell."

"After all, it's the thought that counts."

[Aarkon]

"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river." Cordel Hull

xD Okay, this next one might be offensive.

"Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, as long as no one sees you."

[Jewbie]

i. Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me.

ii. Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.

Trent Reznor

[Ace Darkfire]

"I'm gonna kick your ass till your head falls off."

[SSJHunterKiller]

"The early bird my get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!!!"
~My friend

"It's step, hip, step, pivot. ::Slap:: Are you TRYING to piss off the Volcano?"
~Peter Gryffin

[Ace Darkfire]

"Gentleman, fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!" ~ Steve, Dr. Weirds assistant.

[Zhelir Darkfall]

o_O. Isn't it always Dr. Weird that says that shit, not Steve?

[Ace Darkfire]

o_O. Isn't it always Dr. Weird that says that shit, not Steve?

He was making fun of Dr. Weird in that episode.

[digit_masperia]

"Don't mess with retarded science!"

-Joel, from Bonus Stage

[Kessa Cirtos]

"My goal in life is to live forever, or die trying." ~Uzeal, best friend <3

"If I were Jesus, I wouldn't cure your leprosy." ~Lucifer, a friend

[Grimbold Theoman]

There is of course the infamous t'shirt sometimes seen over here:
"Instant arsehole, just add alcohol" I wish I knew where it originated from

[Zhelir Darkfall]

"Someone who wasn't, as her father would say, '20 pounds of bullshit in a 10 pound bag.'" ~ Frannie Goldsmith, The Stand, Stephen King.

[Kessa Cirtos]

Lmfao. Yo Grimbold, maybe it started out as a bumpersticker? Speaking of bumper stickers, anyone got a few to put up here?

"Hello, Christian Hotline. Can we help you?"
"Can I talk to the Pope?! I've lost Jesus!"
"...? I believe the Pope is not available for personal calls currently."
"Oh wait! I found him, he was hiding behind the couch. Nevermind." *Click - my friends hanging up.*

My friends call back.
"Hello, Christian Hotline. Can we help you?"
*Laughing on the line.* "Hey, yeah thanks."
"You're going to hell."
"...Yeah, we know." *Click, again - my friends again..*

[Aelita]

"Don't you think it's ironic that people who laugh at science fiction watch the weather channel?"

[Nightmare]

"Yay! We did it! Now we can enjoy Boxingham Palace in peace!"Lisa
ause:
"You wanna melt it with a hose?"Bart
"Sure, I guess. A couple of birds pooped on it over here."Lisa

Bart and Lisa The simpsons

"Ugh. I shaved my legs to the knees for this?"

Selma,The Simpsons

"Willie! Get those kids!" Seymour
::Willie drives out of shed on tractor::
"Don't you woory. I'll catch those kids, Dead or Alive!"Willie
"Alive!"Seymour
"Ah, you never let Willie be Willie!"

Seymour and Willie, The simpsons

"Hey, kids! The plow mule done birthed a girl critter!

The simpsons

[Nightmare]

"I'll never forget the day I had amnesia, it was a cloudy day."

Fugax
Ant Bully

[Dovey]

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator"

It was on some T-shirt.