Or "Greetings and Salutations" for those of you who aren't so good with puns. The name's Karate!, and I've come to your site with the desire to roleplay. I've been roleplaying in various styles that cross the whole gambit of platforms, from MMORPGS to Forum-Based to Chatroom Roleplay. I'm excited to be a part of this community (if you do, in fact, allow me to be so) and hope that I am able to enhance, increase, or add to the atmosphere here.

I'm looking forward to writing an epic with you guys.

-Karate!

Welcome to RPgateway, enjoy your stay here.

And join the Red Technocracy! We need a Marshal of the VVS.

Join the whosit whatsit?

*Points to sig*

That. The OOC Thread is in the top, and I still have two Marshal spots open in the military.

Welcome to RPGateway Karate!^_^ I hope you have a awesome time here and here, ahve a chocolate bunny. *hands Karate! a chocolate bunny*

OH LAWD, CHOCKLAT BUNEEZ lulz

Don't join those Communist Pigs! Join the Reich! *points to sig* We have teh cookies! We have positions open for Field Marshal of the Kaiserliche Marine!

It's sad. Big Red and Hitler have already tried to recruit me, and yet I see no sort of freedom-bearing flagstaff in sight. Sad day.

I am his Imperial and Royal Majesty Emil the First, by the Grace of God, Belkan Emperor and King of Prussia, Margrave of Brandenburg, Burgrave of Nuremberg, Count of Hohenzollern, Duke of Silesia and of the County of Glatz, Grand Duke of the Lower Rhine and of Posen, Duke in Saxony, of Angria, of Westphalia, of Pomerania and of Lunenburg, Duke of Schleswig, of Holstein and of Crossen, Duke of Magdeburg, of Bremen, of Guelderland and of Jülich, Cleves and Berg, Duke of the Wends and the Kashubians, of Lauenburg and of Mecklenburg, Landgrave of Hesse and in Thuringia, Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia, Prince of Orange, of Rugen, of East Friesland, of Paderborn and of Pyrmont, Prince of Halberstadt, of Münster, of Minden, of Osnabrück, of Hildesheim, of Verden, of Kammin, of Fulda, of Nassau and of Moers, Princely Count of Henneberg, Count of the Mark, of Ravensberg, of Hohenstein, of Tecklenburg and of Lingen, Count of Mansfeld, of Sigmaringen and of Veringen, Lord of Frankfurt, etc. and most certainly not a National Socialist, might I add. I am an Imperialist, mein gut man, not a Nazi.

*Pushes away the Kaiser*



I am Premier Anton Medevev of Red Technocracy. I only hold the rank of Premier, as we have done well away with the tedious feudal ranks in our glorious nation. Join the workers revolution today!

(The Nation of Peace /or/ Sheet might be what you're looking for)

*shoves away Commie*
We are happy, we hunt, we love, we have families, homes and good lives! And the Boshlevik Revoulution wants to do away with that! I will not let them harm my people!
(Yeah, they might be, but be forwarned, they are not what they seem!)