”Oh damnit,” Ichi-gou mentally grumbled, still having not stepped into the arena, preferring to hang back in the darkened passageway leading to the open floor, lean against a wall, and mentally kick himself a few times. ”An arena. Damnit. Damnit damnit, I hate that kind of crap.”
Ichi-gou hadn’t really expected to be suddenly teleported from the tournament reception lobby and dropped off in position to make a dramatic and grand macho-man walk up to the dais. He sure as hell hadn’t expected this tournament to be nothing more than a cartoony budokai with a bunch of spectators jeering away at the contestants. If he had he sure as hell wouldn’t have taken the assignment, cause god-damnit, he was an android that liked a measure of anonymity.
Yeah, you heard right. Ichi-gou didn’t dig it with big crowds and everyone knowing his face. He was a black-ops agent for crying out loud. Not a fucking luchador. He did urban warfare, or orbital warfare, or jungle warfare, or….You know…fucking warfare. Not showcasing. Why was something like this crap being utilized to have the who’s who of the metaverse show their skills when they had to hold themselves back to keep from annihilating a bunch of beer swilling spectators? What kind of sense was there in that? Would it be that much harder for the omnipotent orchestrators of this deal to have some kinda remote viewing over somewhere just a tiny bit more dynamic and blow-upable than this stupid place? Really? Would it? Hell, you could make more money that way by charging people to tune in to their anticipated fights.
Hell, who the fuck was expecting to see him fight? He was, as already said, a black-ops agent. By all rights these people should know his code-name, if even that (and if they found it out in advance of him putting it down on the paperwork somehow, there was gonna be some kneecap busting back at Ouroborus HQ). They shouldn’t know what he looked like. They shouldn’t know what his capabilities are. Every person in those grandstands should be scratching their head wondering who the hell this ‘Talisman’ guy is and why they’re watching him fight instead of one of the local gods. They should be booing, and calling for their money or gemstones or GP or whatever else back.
Ichi had been pissing and moaning and thumping his head on the marble wall at his back in this way for about five minutes, during which time apparently someone who he was supposed to fight had stepping up to the plate (and his head had put a dent in the marble). Really, he did not want to do this.
Buuuuuuut…
”Alright…Alright…I signed up for it. They’ve got my name down on paper somewhere back at HQ and that means I can’t just back out of it now. Shaddam would do something dickish, like dock my pay or station me on a rogue comet to do surveys. And….The General’s here. He and I have fought on the same side before a few times now…But…Really, I just don’t like his ass. And this here is…Well, it’s permission to beat the crap out of him for the sake of moving on and hopefully encountering someone who really does pose a threat to the Technocracy. And he was ticking me off enough with how he was treating that Trish girl that he probably deserves to take a good whuppin’…So…Ugh, fine. Metaverse Gladiators it is.”
So, poker face, and one foot infront of the other. No macho-macho walk and no waving to the fans, cause as said before, the android didn’t care about them and would rather be elsewhere. Just straight and simple, he stepped out of the shadows , looked about as people started whooping and hollering like he was someone they knew and liked, and he sized up his foe as he approached the ring.
Then he stopped, and his poker-face fell away to disbelief. Cause he was looking at the guy he’d just been having drinks with, and as far as he knew didn’t have much grievance with at all.
But ya know what?
Ichi-gou promptly smiled right after that. He broke into a nice and cocky grin, leapt through the air, landed in the ring across from Daemon, and even went so far as to let his eye glow with a real bright and real nasty looking red tint.
Alright, yeah, he didn’t have a grudge against Daemon. The Lieutenant struck him as a good enough guy and they were both on the same team. And yes, it did kinda suck that for him to do his job he was gonna have to wail on one of his comrades.
But ya know what?
Daemon was kinda reputed to be a tough son of a bitch. He was supposed to be a kind of slick and clever ninja-ish type style fighter when it came to dealing with all the various nasties that cropped up around the Multiverse. And to be frank…Hell…Ichi testing himself against Daemon might just be good for a few kicks. It’d be a nice warm-up for whenever he got around to brawling with the General, who he knew good and well wouldn’t be a pussy when it came to trading bullets.
“Hey hey!” Alright, maybe this wasn’t so bad. Granted he didn’t particularly care for the set-up in terms of action or common sense, but Ichi-gou got a kick out of just who he was getting paired up with for the warm-up act.
“Fucked up as this is bub…Just letting you know now that I got a job to do here. You’re a nice guy and all…But since I gotta work through the ladder in this as far as I can, I’m gonna have to knock you down here. No hard feelings,” Ichi’s hand slid down, and undid the latch on the tactical holster strapped to his leg, exposing Sprawlz for use. “Right?”
