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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Angel_Melfina on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:36 pm

u cant play oter charries y wuld u tink u cna do taht????????????

lexi started a fight wit sue b/c she killed billy first sue said i killed him first but lexi said she did b/c she kiled his dad but sue was being mean and kickd lexi in the leg for arguing wit her so sue ran away crying and started to kill herself ag in
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby StealFire on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:36 pm

bliie came bak from dead nd brot his dad bak from the dead, and killed evy1 agin!!!!!11!!!!!!111

aND SUE CUdNT CUM BAK CUS ShE WUZ StooPID AND UgLIE!!!!@@!!11!!

ND LEXI KILDZ HER SELF AGIN AND LEXI AD SUE DIEDS AND WENT TO HELL FR NOT LISNTING TO ME!!!!111!!@!@1
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Angel_Melfina on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:39 pm

U CNT DO TAHT U BETER STOP OR WELL KICK U OUT. ILL GETA MOD N MAKE THEM BAN U
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Vexar on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:40 pm

I just killed you all.

Go find my profile to check for proof 'cause I been doin this for years. So I win. You all died when I made everything explode in and around you, even if you avoided I made the place you were going to explode too so now you drift in the vacume of space and suffocate and die. And then I still exploded the space around you so you still are dead.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby NuclearPoptart on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:40 pm

aww man.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Kohanna on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:43 pm

No nn nonononono you cannot postie I take over thread now and you cannot postie and grgrrgrg*Begans to sob and scream and curse*


Amy popped outat nowhere and began strangling Lexie"DIE!"S he screamed while she began to turn into her true form...............A POWERFUL VAMPIRE!
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Blade_Dancer on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:44 pm

ha....Jimy the amoeba survives all...I be the gretest IN YUR FACE L00SERS !!!


ALL HAIL JIMMY
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby StealFire on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:46 pm

Billy kildz teh sexar too.

Evy1 ded now! Stop postin cuz u ded and cnt post no more!
GAWD IF U POST 1 MORE TIME I BRING U BAK TO LIFE AND KILD JU AGIN!!!!1@!@312
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Blade_Dancer on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:48 pm

*stiks out tongue*

You kant kiww me..I is imortality, s0 STFU and dwie yoursef !!!!

stupid newbies
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:50 pm

Vexarrie tried to kill sue and she let herself die so she could see her daddy who was GOD who lived in heaven and he gave her special powers so that she could go back to earth again and never die and could kick the crap out of Vexar and then she went back to earth and never died and kicked the crap out of vexar because he was so stoopid and wrong and did all sorts of dumb things.

Then she went and grabbed billie and said that you are a very mena stuppid mand and I am goin to kil U and my daddy will send U to hell becuz hes god and he can do whatever he wants and hell send you down there and youll neva eva get back up and you wont be able to do anything becuz all the devils in hell will hate you and youll sit down there by Urself and say Y was i so mean to Sue and i wish that i could do something to say im sory and ill say its 2 late retard becuz i got all the power my dads god and I gots mor powr than him so youll be sorry but ill make U sufer for all times. And then she killed billie and went to her daddy in heven and he sent billie to hell and billie was in hell saying Y was i so mean to sue and i wish i could make it up to her and sue said its too late retard becuz i got all the power my dads god and I gots mor powr than him so youll be sorry but ill make U sufer for all times so HA!
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Septimius on Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:59 pm

tofu the magcl awsome wizzard was teh god of tmie and tekepated evaone into the casstal farfa away in teh magicol lnad den killd evry1 in tehyer b/c he teh board nad rna wayay nad gawt bless sed by teh empereorrroror thinga majibgg .
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby StealFire on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:08 pm

(( I'm a litte nervous now. The not-a-roleplay has taken on a religious theme. *suffles uncomfortably in seat* ))

BILLY CNT DIE SO HE STAY ALIV AND KILLS EVY1 ELSE!
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Septimius on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:11 pm

((>.>; By God of Time, I just mean a person who has unlimited temporal aptitude.))

NOES YOURE SUPPOSED TO DIOE ILL RANT ON YOU AND COORSE AT YOU AND EVRY1 ELSE FOR NO RESIN@!!!1!1!!@!%^%&**%^$

tofu cant die ether so he killz billy wit the huge really big lazrzrzrzrzrzrrz tingy objectsa.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:25 pm

reelizing that billy cant dI, sue takes him to a mountain in hell and chains him up with chains that he cant break out uf and then rips out his big intestine and feeds it to a hell hound so that the hell hond will eet it and billie wil B in pain 4ever becuz he cant die so the dog will eat him and hell feel pain and he wont be able to die 4ever so that the dog can keep eating him until hes in the dogs bellly becuz the dog ate him and he cant die but hell be in pain foreva because the hounsd bely is painful to be in.

then she went and pick flowrs becuz she liked them and she was pretty with long black hair and shiny blue eyes and everyone came back to life because of her coolness she brot them bak 2 live so that they cud stand there and tel her how cool and pretty and nice she waz becuz she was cool and pretty and nice and cudnt die and because she killed all the bad guys and she took the god of time person and stuck him inside the hyperbolic time chamber and broke the door sot hat he cud never git out and then she had picked the flowers and made a city out of the flowers except that the flowers were in the city but the city was made with gold and everybody loved her and hugged her and gave her cookies and wer very happy.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby HeatherT. on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:25 pm

OOC:omigod like i so totally wanna jump in


Anna is a gurl. She was powerful. She stopped time so everyone would just like shut up so she could drink her mocha. So she did, but like no one stopped so she just got like really angry and went into her cave of time stopping.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby StealFire on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:33 pm

AWWW, What teh hell. I'mma kill evy1 anyways
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby HeatherT. on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:43 pm

"Gawd I hate the world,"the girl named Anna said, driggin her ice coffee instead of her mocha . She burnt her lip. "OUCHIES"
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