After Sarah woke up from her dream that she forgot because sometimes you wake up and forge tyour dreams, she flew down on her enormous wings that she hides in her body and only pulls out when she flies. She was in space but it's ok, because she can hold her breath like an uber long time. so yeah, she's flying down and lands on earth, and realizes she's in Washington DC and is in front of a bar. she goes in.

Sarah's in the bar. She sits down. the bartender looks at her and says "hey aren't yopu two yung to be in heer?"

"no, I look reely yung fer mi age, matey." she said in her pirate voice because sarah turned into a pirate outside the bar before she came in. i forgot to say it before, so i said it now. the bartender man says ok, and serves Sarah some rum because she looks like a pirate. Sarah spits it out bcause she hates alkohol, and asks for a shirly temple instead. she drinks it and sees some interesting poeple on the other side of the bar, because Sarah notices things like that.\

"Hi, mi name is Sarah Ann Rose Moonstargoddessyay!. What's ur nam, mate?"

lexi woek up from her past outednes and got back in her chair sluring her words

win sara came over she huged her titely b.c she was drunk hey my name is lexi u want a drink lexi said to the new girl who lookd 2 yung

hii im baka nd U al llose BCUz i sed no rolplaying widout me~ so al Ur charies die Xept mels and blads an dforky Bcuz i like dem an they's god rolpl;ayrs so you alll ose so
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hay guys i wanna joyn11!!maude drve hre car fast from scary stuf chasinghernand then sw teh bridge was opngina dn she went to jukmp it and made ithen she was fae b/c they couldnt get her anymore then she didnt want to tdirve andymore and so she walked and left her car b.c she didnt lyke it ... she went for a wlak in the prk becuase she felt like it then she srya opther pepo[le and trioed to talk to them bu they were so mean so they didnt and left beucase she was mad she killed them and now bc she nmad as ERVRYONE sh killed the amnand had fun and now no1s alive b/c she klled them but lived and then bc she wasnjsad she brought them abacj to like maude was bored so she wne to tou her carand c ontinue driving maude turned o nthe radio and listen to the music very kloudand then so aw some crye stuff and drove fas taagin to get away from it call 'hahahahahahahahha' she said vry loudly and mainaiaclaly 'takre that' but she didnt do anything, they sjust left her alone.

(By the way, those are a lot of my own typos before editing a post. Editing is a fantastic thing!))

tank u ghost for lettin me stay in teh rolepay will u b my best frind just liek our charries

(this rp shuud gets an award. for being awesum jus liek sue)

it so shud but maude doesnt liek sude to its nt awesome liek sue but like maude

No personal is greater then Jimmey teh Amoeba...so no awordingness...onley 4 meining !!!

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forky lyk y311 that she luv teh storie and then ran in2 a wall cuz ghost no lyke her no moar.

den sUe razd forkky frum da dead Bcuz she lyked her adn watned 2 have fun den dey al smild n told jokz and had FUN bcuz tats whut frinds du and DC Yur kiked owt bcuz U R ritin so bad in my reely gud roelplay so get out and never com ebak and then sue relized dat she was supozed 2 go 2 da futur and save a helples prinse becuz prinsez are all dum lik dat and ned 2 B rescUd. So dey went to de futur and save te prinse and den da prinse sed suE will U mary me becuz ur so cuul an dnise adn i wanna hav kidz wit U so Sue sed yes adn...
((You all can input your own sex scene here. I don't want to break the rules with this, y'know. But if this were a real "bad RP", and not just a parody, there would undoubtedly be a sex scene right here. But there isn't, so just pretend or something.))

(ooc: nohz u cant kil mah charrie off yet, shez so awesome! and she got huged! huged i say! GODMODER GODMODER U SUCKETH! FINE I MAKE ANUTHR! MORE AWEZUMNEZ!)

so like sarah got killed and some ameba dude killed her, so she re-carnationd into a dude right there on the spot with fire-engin red hair and blue eyes and was cloth all in black.

"hey my name is Elijah, but you can call me eli." eli loked at the girl hugin him and said "hm, ur pretie" he said eyesd twinkilhg like ferrie dust stars shiny things.

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Ghost_x1000 wrote:den sUe razd forkky frum da dead Bcuz she lyked her adn watned 2 have fun den dey al smild n told jokz and had FUN bcuz tats whut frinds du and DC Yur kiked owt bcuz U R ritin so bad in my reely gud roelplay so get out and never com ebak and then sue relized dat she was supozed 2 go 2 da futur and save a helples prinse becuz prinsez are all dum lik dat and ned 2 B rescUd. So dey went to de futur and save te prinse and den da prinse sed suE will U mary me becuz ur so cuul an dnise adn i wanna hav kidz wit U so Sue sed yes adn...
((You all can input your own sex scene here. I don't want to break the rules with this, y'know. But if this were a real "bad RP", and not just a parody, there would undoubtedly be a sex scene right here. But there isn't, so just pretend or something.))

forkky lyked biath slapppid su3 cuz teh prince waz hers adn she luved him verie muchie even tho she had jus meeet him

eli my name is lexi so tahts whut u can call me ur hot with ur red hair red hair is my favorit kind b/c it is teh color of my soul oh wait thats black hahaha

do u want to go to a thmee park there is one up the street lexi said tyring to find eckskuses for eli to hold her

"sure i love theme parks lets go now." eli grabbed her hand and ran out the door. "yay"

so he tk mel-chan to teh bar and she was like "this bar is so kawaiii!!" with starz and hearts =^__________________^=

And I was liek, "no wai happy neko mel-chan!"

but den things got SERIOUS (O_O) <FUCKING SERIOUS FACE ON ROAR>

I saw deh guy and he was like "ur gurl is pretty hawt daog."

sheet at this pnt I was like "RAGE" and I swung my chair at teh dood and it HIT him so hawd in the face he losted his teeth


teh bar owners were like "its okay blaze-kun he was super not cool, have free drinks with us cuz mel-chan is so kawaii."

and then a hueg fucing rainbow exploded from the bad dood on the floor

and I wuz like "I didnt order lucky charms.."

hiysall akn i lyk3 join in wit u all?/?/?? kdis luks likk funnn!!!

sudenly da six fut fiv3 bartender stud up. she was lik MA NAYM IS FUNDITA N I AM LIEK DA UBER AWSOM HUKER BARTENDER ND U ALL NEED 2 LIKE DIE!11!! I HAYT U ALL AND GET OWT OF MAH BAR!!1 NOWW!! nd den she liek pulled out a hubongo knife becuz she is secretly a ninja even doh she iz a fairy but she is also a planet travler who has dis awsom serfbord dat can flie up in spase and kill bad ppls. so den she pulled out a knife and plant serfbord and cut off hr bos's hed. he died. den a cop tryd 2 shute her bt she got away bcuz she liek killd da cop by usng her gyant roll of magical toylett papr dat atomaticly kilz ppl. but it tryd to rap arownd her but she liek trned invisabel and she iz imortl now. U ALL DYE!

pubes was an emo and he was cool and he loved hawthorne hites. he had seven lip piercings and a dozen erings on each ear and a nose ring and an eyelid piercing and a zipper on his forhed for brain axxess.

he was like, so emo. and he had an mcr shirt and tigh emo pantz. and long black emo hair cept it was an afro so he cudn't hid his face like that guy from that band.

this one time he cut himself and made blood kool-aid and sat in it and dropd a toster in cuz he was emo

but id idn't killhim so he was even sadder and everybody hated him and called him a weenie for being girly and lame so he had no frenz

neway, pubes thot it was a gud idea to go to a theme park becuz he might find an advenchur there

Fundita saw pube son th3 way 2 the theempark. she said im gon killz u reetard!

emoz are uber kewl that swhat funtdia sayed. i luvv emos...then she bended down and started 2 hug him. i love you she sayed. do u love me?