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How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:05 pm

Disclaimer: Before we start, I just want to make it known that this roleplay is in no way to be taken seriously. It was done by us ONLY as a parody of how bad roleplays look. So if you want to join because you "think you'd like it", or "see someone of your same skill level", please think about it again. This is NOT to be taken seriously. Thank you

There once was a girl named Sue. Sue was the daughter of a saiyan that had come down to earth and married a god and she like had supermans powers, and was like twice as strong and twice as cool. She was so cool even all of the gods had to bow down before her because she was just that cool. One day, she decided to go backwards and forwards in time to like save the world from the most deadly and horrible evil eva!

So like, you can all just jump in and like be whoever you want 2 be, because you all like know the Rulz. So if just jump on in wheneva you watn too and like be cool and have fun and like do some really good roleplayin. So juts be cool and have a good time.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Angel_Melfina on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:14 pm

hello my naem is rachel luanne rachelle jessica jennifer corbin III but i go by lexi and i liek to paryt and drikn akohawl

lexi nows sue b/c she is a frind of herz they been frinds since they was little girls but lexi has no mom dad she stays wiht sue her best frind.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby albel cigaro on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:16 pm

Randle Mctroubled was student at the all male ninja demon highschool. He sent thiere to live after all relatives, who had a habit of car pooling, died in a fatal accident. This left him emotioanlly scarred for the rest of his miserable miserable life of brooding and mausterbation.Randle wlked down the streetand began giving every one he met the finger.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:21 pm

1 day, sue looked at lexi was was like lexi do you want to go do something and save the wurld and stuff and lexi was like yeah lets go do it because were like frends now so we can like do whateva we want 2gether.

So they went out to like meet all sorts of new poeple to like C the world and stuff so that they could like know who was going to like tak over da world.

Then the met this man and said like do you know who's gonna take over dis wurld, and the guy was like yes i no, but if you come with me i can sho U. So the girlz like went with him and he led them to a dark alley and said through there so they went through the alley an wen they got 2 the end of it, the wer inside like a casle.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Kohanna on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:26 pm

Amy walked in and shoot lexie "BOOM you're dead!!!" she said while laughing MAUAHAHAH
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Angel_Melfina on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:28 pm

lexi went wit sue b/c they was frinds untlt they found a casle it was big and sprklie and teh sky was blu nd had white cloudz

lexi aked sue if thay shud keep going and sue said yes so thay did thay got 2 da front door and knocked and the kign himsef let them in
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Angel_Melfina on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:29 pm

ooc u cnat kill me tat fast it not fair u r lme
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:32 pm

sue look at lexi dead and said NO you cant be dead so she pulled out her reviving machine and made lexi come back to life and then went over to aMy and said Im going to kill U 4 what U did to my frend so she piked up a nearbvy trEe and swung it and hit amy so hard that she died 4eva and cudent come bak 2 life for like a milion years.

THEn sue said to lexi come on lets go find the evil person who livz in dis cassle so they went up to find the person
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby albel cigaro on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:32 pm

randle hatred for als oaf every body filled with a demonic power of hunkynees. then he liek grew makicallty wings and flew to casle."fuck you fuckheads" he screamed.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Kohanna on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:34 pm

i Shot you your dead! Your dead your dead your dead!!! your dead I SHOT you you cannot do that!!!! Your dead and you rping stinks waaaaahahahaahaha Im gonna insult you because I disagree with you waaaahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:34 pm

like, new rule. No killin a person until after they can have posted 5 posts and if yoiu kill dem you cant kill ther new charrie untill they have had five more posts
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby albel cigaro on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:36 pm

(OCCC ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. wahhh you kopp ignorsing mctroubled. You alll suck, ur feeble minds can not apreciayte his awesoemy ness!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Angel_Melfina on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:37 pm

my typeing isnt nay better thn urs so stop insluting me win u need to git beter to

lexi was hapy taht sue maed her beter so she huged her nad gave her a necklice that said she was her best frind

lexi tehn puled sue into teh casle to go save teh world
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Kira Walker on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:39 pm

k this looks cool ok then Kiki is a catgurl like a ninja from the leaf village who was the daughter of the leader and got the best score in the whole ninja school, and her jutsus were so strong 1 day she broke through into another world and wen she got there cus she was so trong every1 loved her. she found a king and he took her in lik his daughter and she got rich and powerful and the whole kingdom loved her but she was actually evil and killed the king and the family and took over and makd a ffake king come and take his place so people wouldnt think it was her but she rules from the background.

kiki saw the ppl coming into her castle n she new they wer gonna try n save the world so she telepred to the upper tower and called a dragon to come and fight them and it came and it was 100 times bigger tan the castle and it crushed them all with its tail.
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Angel_Melfina on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:44 pm

lexi was ded agin but new her frind sue wuld save her as she was teh most powrfulll bein on teh planet earth

wile she waited she posessd the drgon and made it kill mctrbled b/c he is a douche
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Kohanna on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:46 pm

ShUt Up Im LiKe ToTaldy Right! You WRONG YOU ALWASY WRONG! HMPF I DONT LIKE YOU EVEN THOUGH IVE ONLY TALKE DOT YOU FOR LIKE 30 WHOLE SECONDS!

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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:46 pm

sue got the necklace and went into the castle, there was like a hundred! monsters in there so she used her vampire powers because she was also part vampire to kill all the monsters and then she turned 2 lexi and was like do you want to go like do somethin else cuz im bored of all these monsters so letsl ike go to the top of the tower and kill the boss so we can go like shoping or sumthing.

so sue grabbed lexi n went and killed the boss at the top of da tower but after she left another boss came up and took over so she went back and killed him 2 but it wasint enuff that there was still evil in da world so sue grabbed lexi and sed lets go kill some mor bad guys becuz we are te best right!
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Angel_Melfina on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:49 pm

yeh lexi said to sue her best frind thay killed all teh bad guyz and needd to go kill more b/c they are awsome and are prayzed for savin evry1

lexi frgot but she was stil a drgon so she flew behind sue and ate all teh bad menz
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Kira Walker on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:49 pm

kiki new her sister was coming cuz she had the strongest ninja magic ever and so she went tekeported and took her and shoved her in her closet that was full of demons and bad stuff and it killed her cause she was stuck inside, and kiki laughed
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Re: How NOT to roleplay ( )

Postby Ghost_x1000 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:50 pm

sudenly, sue notised that lexi was ded so she used her magik sailor moon powers to bring her back to live and mak hur all beterer and stuf.
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