"Man, all I gotta say is: between Jessica Hurst and Alaya Noori, Jessica is way the fuck hotter."
"What the hell are you talking about? Have you seen Noori's ass, man? Absofuckinglutely hotter."
Julian wanted to kill himself. The argument between the two sailors had been going on since the afternoon watch had begun forty-five minutes ago, and showed no sign of stopping. Julian stared at his watch, willing it to go faster, but the hands remained sullenly uncooperative. More than three hours left of the afternoon watch -- Julian wished he had remembered to bring a book.
He'd had the forenoon watch off, and had spent the four hours in his quarters with a movie playing on his televisor and going over forms the old man had wanted done yesterday. The entire time he'd had one eye on the cabin door, waiting to see if Karen would reappear. She didn't, and so Julian was left with those four listless hours imagining where she might be. His imagination was cruel, sometimes.
The four hours had vanished, and now here he was, listening to the two sailos go on and on about which actress was hotter like some nightmarish sound loop. Julian yawned, then his wandering mind drifted back to conjecturing about where Karen might be, or who she might be with. God damn it.
"Sir."
Even an argument with her would be better than just sitting here, Julian thought.
"Sir. Lieutenant Karpov, sir."
The voice of the warrant officer at the sensors console jolted Julian back into the moment. He rose from his chair and walked over to where the other man was sitting. "What is it... Houston?"
"It's Hodges, sir," the WO corrected, then moved on before Julian even had a chance to feel embarrassed for supplying the wrong name. "Something on our long range scanners, sir. It's probably a glitch, but I thought you ought to have a look at it."
Julian stared at the spot on the luminescent screen where the man was pointing. 'It' consisted of a dot near the far edge of the screen, three short lines of numbers displayed alongside. Julian realized, after a few moments of continued scrutiny, that he had not the faintest idea what he was looking at.
"Can you make out what it is, Hodges?" he asked, straightening.
"No idea, sir," the WO replied, "It's pretty small; maybe our size. It could be a ship, but I don't know how it could have just popped up there without us picking it up. Like I said, it's -- Dammit!"
This last was directed at the sensor screen, which had suddenly gone blank.
"What just happened?" Julian asked, surprised.
"It's just an old piece of shit, sir," the WO explained, slamming his fist against the side of the console. "There's something loose inside. If I-" the screen shuddered on. "Ah, there we go. And look." Where once the mysterious shape had been, now there was nothing. "Must have been a glitch, sir. Stupid, lousy - No, hang on..."
A new blip winked onto the screen, filling the nothingness once more. "What do you think, sir?"
Julian stared at the mystery object, thinking. It was his duty as officer of the watch to sound General Quarters if needed. But if it was a glitch... "Keep watching it, Hodges. If anything else pops up, let me know." He'd wait and see if the Commodore called General Quarters first before taking any action on his own.
"Sir?"
He turned. It was one of the two sailors. "What do you think, sir? Jessica Hurst or Alaya Noori?"
Silent and unblinking, the unknown object remained on the sensor display.
Her fingertips, outstretched, sketched a farewell,
Her eyes, downcast, asked when I would return.
And I replied, "What traveler went forth
Who knew the fate God had in store for him?"
-Unattributed, quoted in al-Abshihi (d. 1446), Al-mustatraf