Eddie stifled a yawn with his fist as he looked down at the ledgers and other paperwork on his desk. He had just gotten back from his latest Transatlantic "Tour", and he needed to record the costs, profits, and inventory increase and decrease it had brought. Running a company was not an easy thing, especially for a single man. If business kept expanding he'd probably need to hire a bookkeeper or a secretary, possibly both. Though on the bright side, he'd also be able to afford a surplus C-54 if things kept up. But then he'd have to hire a pilot. Eddie had never considered that be successful could bring these many problems.
Eddie had just finished with the last of the paperwork, putting it all neatly away, when his telephone rang. Sighing and putting off a much needed nap for a few more minutes, Eddie answered. "Blue Skies Air Transport Services, where the sky's the limit. This is Eddie," He tried to sound has cheerful as possible.
"I'm glad to hear they haven't put you in jail yet," Came the voice over the handset. Eddie couldn't help but chuckle.
"Colonel Armstrong, it's always good to hear you're optimistic voice."
"So things went off without a hitch?" The Colonel, one of Eddie's numerous contacts in Europe asked.
"You bet. They're all so used to me by now they hardly ask any questions, and when they do I just tell them it's salvage."
"I swear Eddie, you have got to be the luckiest SOB I know."
"It's got nothing to do with luck, sir. It's all about who you know. That, and having a couple of extra cigars lying around without a home."
"Yeah, well when that luck, or whatever it is you have, runs out on you don't expect me to help bail you out."
"Of course not, Sir."
"And maybe you could remember to bring me some of those homeless cigars of yours next time."
"Well, if you're going to be all charitable to them and the like, I think I might be able to find you a couple of cases." That brought a laugh from the other end.
"I will say this Eddie, if anyone call pull off this sort of harebrained scheme it's you." With that the line went dead.
Grabbing a sheet of paper and writing a quick note about the Colonel Armstrong's cigars, Eddie stood up and stretched, a small smile on his face. One of the workers he had hired to help out in the warehouse popped his head in, letting Eddie know everything from the last trip had been unloaded and put away. Eddie nodded, barely catching any of what was said, and walked over to the couch for a nap. Pulling off his bomber jacket and laying it over his head to block out the lights, he kept them on to let anyone who might be looking for him know that he was still there, he let out a sigh. It had worked. The first part of his most daring plan to date had worked. Out in his own little warehouse were parts from German Panther Tank, one that hew hoped over the next year he'd be able to smuggle into the country bit by bit. With that happy thought on his brain, it wasn't long until he was snoring softly, completely oblivious to the world around him.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage

You can run, but you'll only die tired.
