"I will remember that" called Avark, over his shoulder, "Should I ever have to challange ye ta a duel."
The big man of course did not connect the claps he had place on the lady knight's shoulder to anything near a slap. A slap was delivered with all the force one could muster to someone's face (or back if they're choking on too much mead or choking on food but then again, that really wasn't something he would have considered a slap either), in a challenge. A friendly clap on the shoulder, was a far removed from a slap as the moon is from the sun. The ancestors themselves were probably laughing their heads off at the uptightness of the woman and the fun that was sure to come because of it.
The rest of the morning passed pleasantly, without any brigands to Avark's disappointment but several merchant trains had passed them by before the sun had reached it's zenith. A few fat pieces of silver from a pouch on the knight's waist gained a skin of (very sweet) wine, a bag of small loaves of bread and a half wheel of cheese for a meal on the ride. He carved the cheese into almost equal pieces, allotting a larger portion to the skinny waif that was fallowing Sir Roark and an extra loaf of bread. The wine on the other hand, had to be passed around between the travelers.
As the heat of the day started to bake the land, a small storm rolled over the traveling knights. Tiny droplets of rain fell upon them, lightly coating everything and cutting off any chance of road dust from rising to choke them. The squall passed almost as fast as it came, disappearing off into the north and west.
When the sun began to sink low in the sky, the knights reached the township of Cairns. It had been nearly nineteen years since Avark had visited this town (or been this far south at that, he had been spending most of his time fighting along the northern boarder) and the sight of the small town was comforting to him, as it had not change much. There was still but one inn, called The Red Dragon, located right on the road, in the center of the town. It was large, two story biulding, constructed of stone and heavy timber. The roof was covered in expensive red tiles, like some great reptile was hiding there but was too large and it's back had replaced the thatch roof (like every other building in the town, except for the blacksmith).
As they rode into the stable, three grooms came forward to take the horses. One reached for the reins of Blakker, which had been left hanging as his human dismounted and jumped back with a yelp, as the foul tempered beast smashed the poor boy's foot with a heavy hoof. Avark twisted his mount's ear again and led the horse into the stable with it, pressing a few gold coins into the groom's hand. An impressive feat, seeing as the boy was hopping up and down in pain. Once the horses were detacked and fed for the night, the big knight lead the way again, this time into the common room. The Innkeeper, a mostly thin man, with the only fat on him being a pot belly that was more from genetics then overeating, by the name of Tomas, greeted them himself with great cheer.
"Welcome noble knights" said the innkeeper, rubbing his hands on the slightly dirty white apron that all those of his profession wore, "To my humble inn. You will be taking your ease for the night?"
"And dinner" prompted Avark, "With a few tankards of ale."
"Of course" said Tomas, bowing slight and shooting the big knight heavily guarded looks that concealed something. Maybe it was just a little disgruntled feeling bubbling up from the innkeeper, over the knight making sure they were getting something to eat or was it something else? Anger over caught trying to charge them extra, like other, less then honest fellows in the profession? Who knows.
"Please take a seat" the innkeeper continued, "One of my girls will be out with the beef stew and ale shortly."
"Thank you my good man" said Avark, spotting an open table between the stairs leading up to the rooms and the big fireplace. He strolled over to it and pulled out a chair with gusto. A few minutes after his great form was settled into the strong if plainly made, wooden chair, a girl that couldn't have been too far from her eighteenth summer, come through the doorless opening to the kitchen.
Her robust figure made the tavern maid stand out. She stood at least a head over all the other girls, with a heart-shaped face framed in a mass of lovely brown curls. A generous bust filled out a spotless white blouse a little more then nicely, with broad hips just made for baring children covered in a loose green skirt. In her hands she held a five wooden bowls, with a practiced ease of doing this for ages upon ages. With a wink and smile, she laid out the bowls and just about bounced away back to the kitchen, after giving everyone a look over with familiar blue eyes (with more time spend on the big knight then anyone else).
She returned quickly, with the mugs of ale and laid them out before the traveling knights. For half a second, it looked like she was going to leave them again, to enjoy their meal but she giggled softly and promptly sat down in Avark's lap. The big knight grinned like a wolf, who had a deer sit down in front of him and started rubbing steaksauce upon itself. His big left arm started to wrap around her waist, as she giggled again and place a hand on his wrist to stop him.
"Hello pappy" she said, still smiling.
The grin on Avark's face disappeared faster then a lead brick dropped into the ocean, to be replaced with a look like that of an ox, that had been hit on the head with a sledgehammer, right before the slaughter. He blinked several times, staring at that pretty face with vacant eyes that slowly began to come back to reality.
"What" he whispered.