.....is what I am. Therefore, I shall not post one.

Aww, it seems that the above was too short a message to post. I suppose I ought to do this properly,then.

Not too long ago, I was born. Then my parents cut off my foreskin even though they were atheists. This is because adults love doing mean things to babies for no reason.

I grew up and went to school, but they did not like the way I dressed, so I left. Then the dark lord, Sauron, learned the art of ring-making and forged the Master Ring in the fires of Mordor.

It was at that point that I decided I was not enough of a loser, so I joined RoleplayGateway. I quickly became the most absolutely badass person here, and made everyone else look like terrible writers in comparison. I grew bored left in order to pursue a fruitful career as a Starfleet officer. While in space, I discovered a mysterious obelisk. I went in, and discovered that - my God - it was full of stars. Now, the dark wizard Ramaeus has preformed a black ritual involving the slaughtering of babies (see paragraph 3) to summon me back to the mortal world.

Now that I am here, I intend to use my incredible powers to conquer your pathetic universe and enslave you all. Have a nice day.

I sincerely look forward to it. We could all use some excitement.

Welcome back.

Irish Wolf wrote:But did you bring fish sticks with you?

I am baking a new batch as we speak. Now with a sleek new look and 10% more fish!*

By the way, anyone who subscribes to my [url=youtube.com/user/MoonIMover]Youtube channel[/url] will be excempt from being forced to work in my Redstone Mines once I take over.



*Actual amounts may vary.

Hrm, busy man doing all that. Pleasure to make your aquaintance! Alas that I have done no such great deeds. I should makean idol of you and worship it to gain your power!