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Basic Information

Username:
Averagebear
Location:
In the soul of Flo Rida (the rapper), Florida
Occupation:
By day, I’m a visual arts major, student, and perpetual teller of tall tales. By night, I’m the same thing only asleep.
Interests:
neurotic list making, the sound a toaster makes as it shoots searing hot bread at you, contemplating the existence of ridiculous creatures (ie: unicorns, dragons, David Bowie), waving around wine glasses full of kool-aid and smoking bubble pipes in a fuzzy pink bathrobe, pronouncing every word in the English language wrong, avoiding real human contact and/or the sun in favor of lurching the world wide webs, telling you that you "just don't get" art
Groups:
Biography:
I do believe it’s about time for me put on my “about me” cap. So here are some random, inane and largely unimportant facts about me no one cares about as I cover up the fact I’m not actually wearing a hat.
-When given the assignment to write about any celebrity in fifth grade, I made a power point presentation on Whoopi Goldberg
-I own a fish named Gary Oak
-In my past life, I was a banjo wielding velociraptor

Yep. That seems to cover all the basic details regarding my character.
Began Role Playing:
08 Aug 2007
Game Master:
Yes

User statistics

Joined:
Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:59 pm
Last visited:
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Total posts:
1066 | Search user’s posts
(0.06% of all posts / 0.88 posts per day)
Most active forum:
Out of Character
(748 Posts / 70.17% of user’s posts)
Most active topic:
Harry Potter Next Gen: A Fine Line ||OOC&SU||
(127 Posts / 11.91% of user’s posts)

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Game Master Stats

7 roleplays created.
0 roleplays active.
7 roleplays inactive.
0 roleplays completed.
0% success ratio.

Writer Stats (only includes IC content)

46344 words written.
52 total posts.
891.23 words per post.
12 roleplays played.
4.33 posts per roleplay.
12.58 average days in a roleplay.

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