DISCLAIMER! The above poster has been known to: bite; threaten to eviscerate, decapitate, maim, or otherwise cause bodily harm; make light of serious situations; make sacriligious remarks; be overly happy; be overly angry; be attracted to shiny objects; speak in third person; be contradictory just because she can; rant or launch into detailed discussions based on seemingly random things which somehow make sense to her; camp topics, people, and forums; and go batshit insane without a moment's notice.