"I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs. Sorry to be
blunt, but you really stink at this game. Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with
the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" Colonial Insanity From the Colonel in MSG3 as informally cited from GameFaqs.com