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Username:

Monroe

Location:

East of Eden

Occupation:

Optician

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Registered users

Biography:

You're going to have to defend your husband against another close-minded jerk again today. Apparently he stole your teenage babysitter's credit card and used it to gamble online. He ended up charging several thousand dollars in losses onto her card.

"He's a maniac," your babysitter will say.

Slap her in the face.

"My husband is not a maniac. He's a gambler."

"But, he lost all my money."

Slap her in the face again.

"Would you have been complaining if he'd won?" ask her.

"Why'd you slap me in the face? I was just stating a fact."

Put your teenage babysitter in a headlock and drag her around the room while shouting, "You're just jealous because I found a man who's willing to take chances!"

Then throw her through the bay window. She'll run off and call the police.

Happy Gambling Husband Day!

Began Role Playing:

31 Dec 1998

Game Master:

Yes

Favorite Setting:

Realism

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Joined:

Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:37 am

Last visited:

Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:45 am

Total posts:

1522 | Search user’s posts
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Most active forum:

Private Roleplay
(581 Posts / 38.17% of user’s posts)

Most active topic:

It's Just a Bit of Blood Lust [Twilight Based]
(133 Posts / 8.74% of user’s posts)

Contact Monroe

AIM:

MonroeRPG@aim.com

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