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Re: The Dark Prince(open)

A hand nudged Mack, waking him from probably dreams. There isn't all that much else to do while sleeping. "Hat's down for a reason, guy." Mack shifted a leg and started to doze off again. "L-listen stranger," a nervous voice replied, "I don't know if you're from here but you...
by Woland
on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:45 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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"Sorry about that buddy, didn't know you weren't a percussion fan. You must have some sensitive equipment up there, I'm pretty sure tapping on wood doesn't reach the hundred decibel range." Tom stopped drumming and stuck his hand in his jacket pocket. "But yeah, back to the pine thing...
by Woland
on Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:16 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911

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Meanwhile... Mack exited the North Gate customs building, whistling A Nameless Tune*. An observant bystander would have considered this impressive for two reasons -- first, because after having spent over an hour being questioned by city guards in a small, hot room that smelled like the inside of a ...
by Woland
on Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:58 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Views: 2911

Re: The Dark Prince(open)

((Try editing your original post and changing the "Subject" text box. If that doesn't work, then editing thread titles is one of this forum's blocked permissions and you can't change it yourself. You can still ask a mod though.)) "Well, there are worse things than a bionic tummy"...
by Woland
on Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:31 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Elves are many things, but vampires they are not. For this reason, the vampire which Tom had killed earlier in the evening was not, in fact, an elf; that is, on account of it being a vampire. Although the possibility existed that it may have been an elf at one point in its life, by the time it died ...
by Woland
on Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:00 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Something hit Tom hard across the face, causing him to wake in a fit of adrenaline and swearing. Then he realized he had punched himself. He couldn't quite remember what ill-conceived dream logic had caused him to take such a firm stand against his own jawline, but at this point he didn't particular...
by Woland
on Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:39 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Tom placed the new clothes on a counter top before undressing. Well that was fast work. Hope the pants fit, I don't think there's a worse place to accidentally flash someone than inside a guard station. Getting to the bath was an arduous process, because Tom was a man who thoroughly believed in the ...
by Woland
on Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:53 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Views: 2911

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Tom felt his stomach and winced. "Like I said, I just saw a man die screaming while his brain came out his face, and thanks to the circumstances I happened to feel it too, so I'm pretty sure my stomach is going to play food tennis with my mouth if I eat anything. Feel free to get a sandwich tho...
by Woland
on Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:00 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911

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"Alright," said Tom, "one of you is saying that your monarch killed and drained a metric fuckton of civilians on a cannibalistic binge, and then the other is saying that he's basically a justice sandwich. Not that Third Street's politicians are never divisive, but assuming charges wer...
by Woland
on Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:08 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911

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"Not right now, thanks, my stomach just went on the post-killing diet and I don't think anything's going to stay down there for long. I'm fine with making a pit stop though, guards need to eat too." Tom was too tired to care that a vampire had just told him she was hungry. But some subject...
by Woland
on Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:49 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911

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"What? I mean, thanks?" Tom blinked hard. "Yeah, thanks." He had lost sleep before, but this was one of the few times in his life when he'd lost the conversation. "Look, uh, I like sleeping as much as the next man, and don't think I don't appreciate you putting me up for the...
by Woland
on Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:59 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911

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((double post))
by Woland
on Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:15 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Views: 2911

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Tom rubbed his eyes. "Glad to hear that mac, I wouldn't want to be bitten if I were the last man on earth. So you're the truncheon boys around here? Lucky I found you, or I guess the other way around. I need to report a death. "Oh and uh, sorry guy, I didn't see you there," he said, t...
by Woland
on Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:15 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911

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As Tom continued walking, he began to notice a number of things. The first was that various houses all around him had been boarded up, and none of the street lamps had been lit. Second was that dead fleas were falling off his pants in droves, because their parents hadn't taught them never to bite a ...
by Woland
on Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:40 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Views: 2911

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Tom was lost. He'd been walking for close to thirty minutes without a map, and he hadn't known where he was to begin with. To make matters worse, none of the crosswalks had signs. At ten minutes he had stopped walking in a straight line, taking random turns in hopes of breaking through the mire of c...
by Woland
on Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:34 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Views: 2911

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Tom slid the final strip into place and shut the panel. Boredom had won over apprehension, and he was ready to leave. He shoved the device and newspaper back into his briefcase and stood up. Enough stalling I guess. Eaton shouldn't be too hard to find with a map, if I just buy one of those this'll b...
by Woland
on Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:18 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911

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Tom had run out of things to amuse himself with, and was now turning to his work in a last-ditch effort to delay the inevitability of searching an entire city for a client he'd never met. He had pulled from his briefcase a device which, by all reason, should not have been able to fit in there, and w...
by Woland
on Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:41 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Views: 2911

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A minute or so had passed, and Tom was having difficulty. "A seven letter word for pediatric endoscopy? Are you kidding me? Does a word for that even exist?" He dropped the paper on the bar counter and rubbed his temples. So no active phase humans, huh? Guess that would make sense for a so...
by Woland
on Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:22 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
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Views: 2911

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Tom scratched his head irritably as Lucien left. "It's not about city space, it's about farm storehouses and mass transport." He said this mostly to himself since no else was in the room. "And your companies are interested in the product, they called me here. I'm getting the feeling y...
by Woland
on Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:33 pm
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911

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Fortunately for Tom, he was not a hardened mercenary and he did not have a tail, so he took the look rather well. "Yeah I'm actually here because your companies specifically requested my cattle. So thanks for the business advice." Watching the angry bartender leave, he shook his head. Must...
by Woland
on Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:08 am
 
Forum: Fantasy Roleplay
Topic: The Dark Prince(open)
Replies: 248
Views: 2911
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