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Basic Information

Username:
eljacko
Location:
Anywhere other than Goldshire.
Occupation:
Freelance Cartoonist (Unpaid), Student
Interests:
roleplaying (hell yes), gaming (especially MMORPG and FPS), Jonathan Coulton, Lord of the Rings, Penny Arcade, Elf Only Inn, DICE!!!, Dungeons & Dragons
Groups:
Biography:
This sardonic and insufferable roleplayer is commonly annoying and hates when people don't roleplay. He has spent the better part of his life trying to get people to roleplay on the WoW RP servers and this calling has driven him to the very brink of suicide. He insists that Hamburger Helper is people. He spends most of his time being eccentric and a total attention whore, and people hate him for it. He overreacts to the slightest spite and is arrogant and overly-sure of himself. He has recently noticed that everything he says looks bad in retrospect thanks to that damn "recent activity" thing on the character profiles.
Began Role Playing:
13 Apr 1996
Favorite Role Playing Game:
Dungeons and Dragons
Game Master:
Yes
Favorite Setting:
High Fantasy

User statistics

Joined:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:12 pm
Last visited:
Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:46 pm
Total posts:
10 | Search user’s posts
(0.00% of all posts / 0.01 posts per day)
Most active forum:
Out of Character
(6 Posts / 60.00% of user’s posts)
Most active topic:
The "Drop something and get killed by it" Game!
(2 Posts / 20.00% of user’s posts)

Contact eljacko

Game Master Stats

3 roleplays created.
0 roleplays active.
3 roleplays inactive.
0 roleplays completed.
0% success ratio.

Writer Stats (only includes IC content)

20553 words written.
1695 total posts.
12.13 words per post.
4 roleplays played.
423.75 posts per roleplay.
220.5 average days in a roleplay.

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The Mansion on the Edge of the Abyss

You are trapped in a mansion floating in a seemingly endless black abyss, and you need to escape.

The Multiverse Expanded

Covers all the locations and organizations not covered in the main multiverse.

Jak Lamarr's Olde Town Tavern

In the Olde Town of Wing City lies the qauint, out of the way tavern run by the Elf Jak Lamarr. Here the anecdotes are amusing and the drink flows free. Come, and stay a moment. (Please use chat for IC.)

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Character Portrait: Jak Lamarr

Jak Lamarr

Jak Lamarr is a middle aged Elven wizard.
Character Portrait: Admintum Veniun

Admintum Veniun

A young, pointed human with kleptomaniac tendancies.
Character Portrait: Skuzgat Tautgut

Skuzgat Tautgut

A skinny little Goblin with beady eyes and a horrifying scowl. He is extremely violent.
Character Portrait: The Shadow

The Shadow

A dark force that is stalking the inhabitants of the mansion.
Character Portrait: Darren Walsh

Darren Walsh

Formerly a successful businessman in one of the foremost biotics firms in Wing City. Now a zombie.
Character Portrait: Garry Crowe

Garry Crowe

A tall, skinny man with black pony-tailed hair and trimmed beard, pale skin, and a knee-length black overcoat.

Signature

Y'know how the giant metal head in The Wizard of Oz was being controlled by a sad little old man? Well I was the one controlling the sad little old man!!