by Geebers! on Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:43 pm
"Justin Reatz?" Justin stood up from the chair in the waiting room at the hospital. He was fixing the engine on his car and his finger got caught, breaking it. "That's me." he said, walking after the middle aged blonde. "Have a seat here." she said motioning towards the cushioned chair. He plopped on the chair and stared at the lady. "Dr. Crull, will see you in a moment." She eyed Justin's finger, swollen, purple, and just shaped wierd. Once she closed the door he stared around the room's walls. It had many posters on them, some of a wierd disease on people's limbs and others about stitches. He curled his lips in disgust when he saw a picture of a person's skin disolving away. He shook his head and decided to look out of the window instead. Then the doctor entered, Justin swilved his head and saw the old gray haired man walk in. "Hello Justin, welcome back." Dr. Crull smiled, very annoyed. Justin had been in the hospital many times from many injuries. "It says here that you broke your finger.....again." he said staring at Justin's oversized, odd colored, and wierd shaped finger. Justin only smiled, "Did you try to fix it?" Dr. Crull asked examining his finger closer. "Yah, sorta." he said sheepishly. He thought it was just a minor fracture but it turned out this was worse. "Well you made it worse." the doctor concluded. "We will have to put a brace on it." he stared up at Justin's face. Justin rolled his eyes and sighed heavily. "Isn't there another way?" he asked. He was getting tired of the cast's and braces. "I'm afraid not, unless you want to make it even worse." Dr. Crull answered. "Fine." Justin looked at a blank spot on the wall. Dr. Crull got up and walked out of the room, Justin figured he was getting the brace.
Once Dr. Crull had fastened the brace on Justin's right pointy finger, he slapped Justin's back and said, "I'll contact your dad for the money. You should go to school." "Yep." Justin replied, saying goodbye and thanks to Dr. Crull and walking out of the room, and walking out to the parking lot. He opened his car and started driving to school. "It had to happen." he murmured angrily. He finally arrived at school and grabbed his backpack, he slung it over his shoulder and walked in. He walked into the office and the secretary looked at him then his finger. "Dr's office?" she asked, already knowing the answer. He nodded and she said, "You have ten minutes left of lunch." He nodded and walked to his locker, throwing the backpack in and walking to the lunch room. Right when he opened the door's his friend, Spencer walked up to him smiling. "There's my main man." he slapped Justin's back and saw his finger. "Wow, another one." he nodded approvingly. Justin rolled his eyes and flashed a smile, "Only you would say that."
And God Created Woman.
And She was Good.
And she had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
And she stood with her third breast in her hand
And asked God what should be done with the useless boob.
And God created man.