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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by blackfire825 on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:41 pm
I'm a duck chuck norris ninja. I pity the foo. I rule all, just my presence is enough to kill somebody, let alone my roundhouse kick. Other ninjas worship me. If any tried to kill me, they'd be dead once they got close to me, and if they some how survived that, I'd kill them personally. End of story; Case closed, Ninja=AWESOME, Pirate=Scum
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by BSX on Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:24 pm
I think we all know who the REAL winner in this debate is...
THE SAMURAI!!!!
THE SAMURAI!!!!
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by Zenatsu on Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:01 pm
No because all the Samurai dose is follow a ruthless emperor that sucks balls, and if he dies the preform a suicide where they stab themselves in the pelvis (mind you ONLY men are ever samurai's so your stabbing yourself in the Balls and Penis without hesitation) then drive your katana up fast enough to ignore the pain and blood loss as you travel up the stomach and on to the heart.
Also, you are alive for another 2 minutes taking in all the pain (if not passed out) to techincally you die of blood loss.
If the samurai dose not preform this deed when the emperor dies, they are considered Taboo and shunned from the social world. Or shun themselves really.
While Pirates and Ninja's don't give a DAMN who they server all they care about is money. plus MALES AND FEMALES CAN BE PIRATES AND NINJAS, unlike the retarded samurai
so what guy wants to stab their pelvis and drag a really sharp blade up piercing their heart because some dick of an emperor died?
Also, you are alive for another 2 minutes taking in all the pain (if not passed out) to techincally you die of blood loss.
If the samurai dose not preform this deed when the emperor dies, they are considered Taboo and shunned from the social world. Or shun themselves really.
While Pirates and Ninja's don't give a DAMN who they server all they care about is money. plus MALES AND FEMALES CAN BE PIRATES AND NINJAS, unlike the retarded samurai
so what guy wants to stab their pelvis and drag a really sharp blade up piercing their heart because some dick of an emperor died?
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by blackfire825 on Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:28 pm
Well, no one. They also did that if they lost but weren't killed already.
Ninja=AWESOME and are demigods
Samurai=suicidal warriors
Pirate= Stupid, uneducated, scum who are boisterous and have no honor.
Ninja=AWESOME and are demigods
Samurai=suicidal warriors
Pirate= Stupid, uneducated, scum who are boisterous and have no honor.
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by Zenatsu on Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:44 pm
But pirates were also pratically free, sure no one was freinds with them, but think about black beard, he was a 6' giant (compared to the opther 5'6" dudes of that time)
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by BSX on Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:58 pm
Gee, way to over react, my statement was made for laughs. I would rather live with a taboo than cut myself open.
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by Zenatsu on Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:59 pm
and the luls you got, but i liked to butcher teh samuri idea 
with how they kill them selves (thats why there r nomore samurais)
with how they kill them selves (thats why there r nomore samurais)
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I'm certain there were some who didn't follow the "I need a lord to serve" mindset, case in point, ronins. Their philosophical thinking and fighting skills are something to take notice of, but that fact they had a rather unhealthy romance of death and treatment from the government (which saw the ways of the samurai a major block that kept the country from entering the new age) at the turn of the 20th century ended everything.
Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by BSX on Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:09 pm
Zenatsu wrote:and the luls you got, but i liked to butcher teh samuri idea
I'm certain there were some who didn't follow the "I need a lord to serve" mindset, case in point, ronins. Their philosophical thinking and fighting skills are something to take notice of, but that fact they had a rather unhealthy romance of death and treatment from the government (which saw the ways of the samurai a major block that kept the country from entering the new age) at the turn of the 20th century ended everything.
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by Zenatsu on Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:51 pm
but every time someone mentions samurai's being awesome, i love to mention how they kill themselves it totally screws them over
anywyas back on topic
STOP BICKERING NINJAS AND PIRATES ARE THE SAME!!!
it totally screws them overanywyas back on topic
STOP BICKERING NINJAS AND PIRATES ARE THE SAME!!!
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I almost pity you and your ignorance, but then again this is the internet. . .
Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by BSX on Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:12 pm
Zenatsu wrote:but every time someone mentions samurai's being awesome, i love to mention how they kill themselves
I almost pity you and your ignorance, but then again this is the internet. . .
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by reiokami on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:32 pm
Ryuichi (a friend of mine) kindda agrees... he said that Nija are just sober pirates...
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by blackfire825 on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:26 am
WHAT, Ninjas are not sober pirates. Pit a sober pirate against a ninja and see who's better. I still don't see the argument, Ninjas are obviously better.
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by BSX on Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:44 am
LOL my love interest is a pirate while I am a ninja how f-ed up is that?
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Almost as much as your mom.(Srry, just had to make that joke. No offense intended)
Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by blackfire825 on Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:22 pm
BSX wrote:LOL my love interest is a pirate while I am a ninja how f-ed up is that?
Almost as much as your mom.(Srry, just had to make that joke. No offense intended)
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I KILL YOU!!!!
Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by BSX on Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:43 pm
blackfire825 wrote:Almost as much as your mom.(Srry, just had to make that joke. No offense intended)
I KILL YOU!!!!
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Re: Ninja Vs. Pirate ( )
by Zenatsu on Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:48 am
/ninja-pirates this convo
OVER RULED!!
OVER RULED!!
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