Jeff decided it was time to find something to do that would entertain him for a while. he decided that he would go to his room and look out at the sky. even though that had almost the same effect as being on the roof, he was going to try it. "eh, what the hell. gotta do it sometime." said Jeff. once he got to his room, he opened the window and sat down on his bed, freezing when he saw the clouds, and the sky. since his room was on the fourth floor, he ended up also looking down, which scared him even more. "look what you did now" thought Jeff, thinking this was his big mistake of the day. he proceeded to fall onto the floor, fainting.
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1...
Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for 'still doesn't work.'
If the Start Windows Restart when Windows starts check box is checked Windows Restart will start automatically every time Windows is started. - Actual excerpt from a windows program help file
Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals.
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