Sophie walked up to the large white Rose dorm. She breathed in a large sigh of relief and rolled her bags to the door. She had two large bags full of clothes and pictures. She walked up to the desk and asked the petite blonde lady for her roomkey. The lady smiled and handed her the key and showed her the way to her dorm. Sophie thanked her and opened the door to her dorm. She gasped, the room was just what she wanted. It was elegant and large and beautiful. She dropped her bags and jumped onto the bed squealing with delight. Then she noticed the large glass doors leading to her deck and she slid them open walking out. She squealed again and breathed in the warm tropical air. "Finally." she sighed, surveying the land below her.
And God Created Woman.
And She was Good.
And she had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
And she stood with her third breast in her hand
And asked God what should be done with the useless boob.
And God created man.