Theo revved the engines and sped the Humvee down the road, dodging smaller, wimpier cars left right and centre, the subwoofer and speakers playing Nine Inch Nails at obscene volumes. Leaning his head out the window, he screamed out "IT DIDN'T TURN OUT THE WAY YOU WANTED IT DID IT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
Theo, as you can gather, is a hyperactive 17 year old. He is obsessed with fire, with militaria, and his military grade M1114 Humvee. And perhaps the concealed locker filled with pistols, rifles and numerous molotov cocktails, pipe bombs and gas canister based fuelbombs.
Slamming his feet on the brakes roughly, he performed the most dangerous powerslide, before coming to a stop just outside the house.
