Bugs. Geeeeeuuch. There's a big fat flying one in the house somewhere, and I can't sleep until it stops hiding so I can whack it.
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EDIT:
AAAAAAAAA GOT YOU, YOU MOTHERF***ER! Holy f***ing sh**! That thing didn't want to die. The fly-swatter did nothing! I had to stab it with an umbrella to kill it!
An ended life, where steel draws blood,
At the end of strife, the crimson flood
Roll the bones, let Fate decide,
Whether it be courage or suicide.
Dammit, Steve. Can't you just make an attack roll like a normal person for once?