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Ok I don't know how this is ever gonna go but if anyone wants to join in and have some fun with the Mary Sue's deliberately Sue'd up plot, characters and mansion idea here then you jump in - make sure your Sue is the most Suey you can get - have him or her over described and overdone completely and totally perfect. I want to see your Mary or Gary's totally awesome picture as well which can be Anime or your own drawing or the most perfect wonderful picture you have ever seen of a person, I want also a theme that goes with your character and a selection of uber-super powers that they only gained within a week or so or that they displayed from a very young age. For this roleplay I want examples of the following Sue types - you can use these or make up your own.

1. Parody Sue
2. Angsty Sue
3. Gary Stu
4. Gimp Sue
5. Anti Sue
6. Perfect Mary Sue
7. Originals
8. Baby Sue

They must have perfect bodies, names,hair,dress, pictures and tragic pasts please - ALL of them. They must fall between the ages of 14 and 17 years old but already be better than fully fledged adults at absolutely everything - if your character is female she must be the best most wonderful seductress - all the males must think she's beautiful and perfect - and if he's a male - all the women must find him fanciable and he will possess the power to bring all women he desires under his spell.

CHARACTER SHEETS - copy and paste

Your Mary Sue type: { Mary, Gary, Gimp, Anti etc etc}
Name:
Age:
Special powers:
Tragic story of their past:
Appearance: (pls include perfect anime inspired pic or whatever - also completely over-describe them)
Personality: (U know the drill)
Other:



RULEZ

1. U R alowd TXT spk
2. Jedward rulez
3. Godmodding completely legal
4. Autohitting also allowed
5. Characters can miraculously come back to life if autohitted and killed
6. Have fun - its a roleplay after all

PLOT

There is a creepy old mansion in the woods - surrounded by rolling hills and acres of land where all manner of enchanted creatures roam the countryside. This is the home of the mysterious and wonderful Vampire Clan of the Jedwardites - fans and followers of the elusive and wonderful John and Edward from X factor, and they also own all the Twilight books, CD's and music.

Their great and powerful leader who has absolutely no weaknesses at all - and is totally perfect - Lord Edward-De-Montfort Darkraven Blood-God is in charge of everybody and everybody must do as he says and all that. If they don't they will be punished and he will suk their blod.. baaaahhh... he's the oldest at 17 yrs and 11 months! They hatch a plan to kidnap the Jedwards and use their blod in dark rituals at midnight and stuff but the girls want to do other things to the Jedwards... like get married or something so will this cause a fight?

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Bio of Lord Edward-De-Montfort Darkraven Blood-God

Your Mary Sue type: Gary Stu
Name: Lord Edward-De-Montfort Darkraven Blood-God
Age: 17 (how long has he been 17? A while - thats how long)
Special powers:Can read mindz and seduce all woman within a ten mile radius - can fly, can speell perfecktly, can live on nothing at all, and will fight you and suk your blod before you have a chance to fight back, nobody's as good as Lord Edward.
Tragic story of their past: As a child his mother was killed and hacked into a thousand peices by the dark lord of Culcodden where his father was taken hostage and tortured with sunlight every morning - Edward escaped because he was faster, stronger and better than his adult parents .
Appearance:
Personality: (U know the drill)
Other:
Theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfQTlDsAzuA
Will finish laterz - ciao

ohmy. hahah. i want to join in with this. for teh lulz.
butlike. i genuinely ADORE jedward. they're my homies <3
aaaanywho... how's this? XD

Your Mary Sue type: Angsty
Name: Isabella Rayne Ophelia Starr
Age: 17
Special powers: She lyk, a totally amazing gift because all the guyz in the school fall in love with her even though she's totally plain and stupid and stuff. and she can block other peoplez powas and stuff bcuz she is AWESOME.
Tragic story of their past: her mom is a bitch and her dad like, RAPED her and stuff, but she doesn't talk about it ever and she's like really strong so it hasn't scared her for lyf. and then her mom threw her out of da house cause shez a BITCH, and she wuz jelous that Bella was lyk so much prettiyer than her. now bella is new in town and shez staying with her grandma who iz totally nice and young and stuff.
Appearance:

Personality: sheez like, totally nice and kind but really shy and super friendly. but loud when you get to noe hur. shez sometimes really sad and quiet when she remembas about her dad and her mom and stuff, but her friends cheer her up becuz they tell her how great she iz. she's really clumsy too. like me! and like, she falls over a lot, but it's okay because all the guyz fancy her and they protect her. even though she can luk after herself coz she's been though loadzzz.
Other: she haz a pet white wolf cub called jacob who can like, talk and stuff.

This sounds like fun! It's been forever since I've written anything with a Mary-Sue, especially a severe one, but it should definitely be interesting. So we can make up anything as long as it's a Mary-Sue?

LMAO!! Go Isabella! Heh.. if it gets to the rp stage she's a classic and accepted too. Also Kunoichi - yep anything as long as its a sue.

Your Mary Sue type: Depressed-Sue
Name: Deirdre Ashlynn Mc’Shiulynn (Ash)
Age: 15
Special powers: She has the power to transform into a catlike creature with wings, claws, and a prehensile tail that has hidden barbs in its spaded tip. In this form she has super speed (like a cheetah), strength, agility, hearing, sight (including night vision) and smell. It is extremely painful to transform and when she smells blood the “hunger” makes her go into a crazy rage.
Tragic story of their past: She watched both of her parents die a tragic and horrible death trying to save her when she was very young. She blames herself for their demise, because if she had listened to what they had told her to do and not wandered into the forest they would be alive now. She was raised by her aunt, who was an evil old witch famous for her experimental potions. She practiced her potions on Ash until her mutated powers suddenly manifested one day and she killed her aunt. She somehow managed to live on her own, because with the uncontrolled power she couldn’t trust herself around people, which is why she’s alone all the time.
Appearance: Normally she is a pretty young girl with fair skin and straight, black hair. She usually walks around at night since there are not many people out at night, and she wears black in mourning for her parents and the people she has killed. When Ash transforms she grows a long, flexible tail, large, black, bat like wings, pointed ears, fangs, and claws. Her eyes are more catlike, with slit pupils, and they change color according to her mood. Yellow- happy, content; orange- annoyed; red- angry, or when she has the "hunger".



Personality: Ash believes she is a monster with a curse, so she refuses to be known by her real name since “that girl died when the monster appeared...” She has kind of a Jekyll and Hyde personality. Sweet and caring most of the time, but bloodthirsty and ruthless if she catches the scent of blood (basically if anyone gets a cut around her). If she hurts someone she is plagued by the horrors of what she has done, so she tries to stay away from others and she is incredibly shy.
Other: She is very skilled at fighting, singing, drawing, writing, aerial acrobatics, cooking, sewing (she totally sews her own clothes), etc, etc, etc...she does not remember anything from the times that she goes crazy except for flashes and images, like a terrible dream.

I love your depressed sue. Accepted.

Your Mary Sue type: Obsession Sue

Name: Kathleen-Kristen-Stewart-Heroes-NBC-Becky-Henchmen-Justin Bieber Harrison-Speilburg-Burton-Dane-Cook-Laptop-I'm A PC-And-I-Like-Donuts (aka. Hailey the Obsessor)

Age: 16

Special powers: Has the ability to sense famous people within a hundred mile radius, can kidnap this person, and spontaniously explode and kill everyone, while she is totally unharmed whenever she feels the need to. She also knows everything about you when she first meets you. More of this is in Personality.

Tragic story of their past: Her mother murdered her repeatedly until she was summoned out of death by the great Hugh Laurie and told to obsess over famous people and camp out at movie theaters for Twilight and know every fact about the movie there ever was. Now she has joined Lord Edward, because he is supspected to be someone who was on a OxyClean commercial once.

Appearance: Even from a mile away, Hailey the Obsessor looks beautifally beautiful in everyway. She has a perfect hourglass shape, fair skin, and her hair falls perfectly in place after she takes a shower. She is exactly 5'3.57943" tall and wears size 6.3626 shoes, as her feet are perfectly symettrical (don't know how to spell symettrical). Her hair is usually in different shapes (seven braids, four ponytails) but always can be disassembled to become her regular, amazing hairstyle.

Personality: Hailey the Obsessor obsesses about anything and will follow orders from anyone, no questions asked, if they've been on TV, in a book, or been in a movie. Even if she doesn't know you, she knows you. She knows EVERYTHING about you, even things you don't know about yourself. She has pictures of you in her room, dozens of unsent letters to you that she decides not to send. She'll fall in love with you, find someone better, then come back to you and kidnap you. Then she'll force you to sing a song you wrote just for her. Then she'll release you, and then wipe your memory, leaving no trace of what happened those six months.

Other: She's one twenty-five Oscars, though never being in a movie, seventy-five consecutive Emmy's, also never being on TV, and won Top Chef eleventy-six times in a row.

LOL - obsession Sue is accepted - she should be able to locate the exact position of the Jedwards

Your Mary Sue type: Anti Sue
Name: Prince Ezeikiel Tobias Andrea Aerith Raven Hunter the Second Junior of Medi
Age: Well, he's really 139, but his vampire blood makes him look 17 because things happened that I'm not talking about yet of course!
Special powers: Well, he can summon dark tendrils that cause anything they touch to turn black and shrivel up and die and disintegrate, a super-secret manticore transformation which he can take out at any time for infinite energy and has bat wings, two scorpion tails, a lion body and the face of his late father, King Ezeikiel Tobias Andrea Aerith Raven Hunter the First Junior of Medi, and he can shoot bursts of pure energy that makes anything it touch explode, and he's a vampire so he can suck blood and take bullet shots and not die when you decapitate him because he's also a mythical creature so mythical creatures can't die and of course he lives forever because he's a vampire of course!
Tragic story of their past: Well, Zeik was the prince of a planet no one has ever heard of called Medi where his dad was king, but then a bunch of vampires came and killed his dad and mom and took Zeik instead of killing him so they can turn him into a vampire. Well, after they turned him into a vampire Zeik, who was three at the time, broke free of their grasp and used magic to transport him to Earth where he learned how to use magic like energy and darkness because his heart was made dark because he's a vampire, so the darkness in his heart makes tendrils and stuff, but he found a girl that he fell in love with and became boyfriend with because he thought she was perfect and stuff and her name was Claire. Well, then Walter, Claire's brother, killed Claire and took her wealth because like I said she was also a princess of an island off the coast of Europe that isn't the UK or Ireland, and he became king and banished Zeik from the island and so now Zeik is swearing revenge on him because Walter is evil and he also likes to go by Walt but that doesn't matter. Well, now Zeik is in this mansion and he wants revenge on Walt for killing Claire even though with his power he could have revived her but he doesn't know that and DON'T TELL HIM HE CAN OR I WILL KILL YOU so he's all crying and stuff because everyone he ever knew and liked at all died and stuff!
Appearance: Well, Zeik has long silvery hair that shines in the moonlight and gray eyes because the vampires sucked his blue eyes out of him and his eyes are slit like a cat or like that vampire guy from Moonlight when he turns into a vampire and totally beats the crap out of people, yeah like that. Well, he's got pale skin because he's a vampire and fangs also because of that and he has a purple tight T-shirt that never rips because he's a prince and he can make that kind of stuff on Medi but nowhere else, and he has golden slacks like a prince can have because he is one so he can do that. Well, he also has gilded shoes with emeralds all over them that don't even affect his walking or vision at all because they're on his feet of course!

Personality: Well, he's always angry and stuff because people are all like "OMG JEDWARD" but Zeik doesn't like Jedward because he's stupid and hates good literature and stuff, so whenever anyone is like Jedward he just like punches them and kills them because he's as strong as a vampire which is REALLY strong like you should all know. Well, he gets sad when Claire is mentioned because, you know, he loved her but she was killed by Walt because he was greedy so Zeik might cry about it and start swearing revenge again even though he can easily kill him because Walt is human and stuff, but since Zeik can't die he'll never see Claire ever again so he's really sad and mad of course! Well, he also hates people that are conceited and people who are all powerful because they're Mary Sues and on Medi people kill Mary Sues for a living by muting them so Zeik covers their mouth to kill them because when Mary Sues can't talk they die because they can't describe everything they do so they're useless without their voice so the die, and Zeik also hates Mary Sues in general but not him because he's perfect and he can't hate perfection because perfection can't be criticized and stuff!
Other: I type for long times when I'm in Mary Sue mode. I'm trying to be as literate as possible while being long-winded and uselessly descriptive. Notice any habits I make? Good. I put them there myself.

OMFG accepted hahahahhaha

Oh, by the way, I might add that Hailey the Obsessor is distantly related to Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kürstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Eine Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten mit Zweimache Luber Hundsfut Gumberaber Shönendanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler Raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Lolz, watched it the other day. Monty Python ownz

If it weren't for everyone else having ginormous pictures my form would be the largest. Curse you, insistence that people should be overly described while also having overly describing pictures to go along with them! You're all a bunch of mindless Mary Sue spawners! >:(

Also, I'm kidding. We need something to talk about while SOMEBODY finishes a character sheet and certain In-Character thread.

So I'm definitely going to join this for the lulz. Just give me a bit to make a character sheet...busy with other rps at the moment.

Allrighty then, we'll be waiting. Oh, might I also mention a bit of trivia for anyone interested...Ash is actually one of the first characters I ever created (she appeared some time in my Freshman year of high school). She has changed a lot since then of course, and she is no longer a Mary-sue (she's still pretty angsty though ), but this profile is pretty close to how she was in the beginning in all her Mary-sue glory. Except for a few details of her past, I changed them around a bit to fit better with the storyline here.

Zeik was my mothership character as well, but he was pure vampire and a space bounty hunter at that. I turned him into a different race and expelled his vampire blood because of the Mary Sue concept. Also, he's less powerful (but with the same powers ), has no idea who Jedward is, and uses two katanas with a large dark claymore which I forgot to add for some reason because extra big swords = extra Mary Sue-ness! Oh, and he never sees Earth, the pack of vampires was actually just a large mob of thugs driven by a royal adviser/bitter old man (whose name is Walt, has one daughter and no sons), and he only has three names: Zeik Tobias Hunter.

Prince: technically the monarchy was wiped out except he still lives so he's still prince, but in the canon he wants to fight to get his throne back so a plot device is born!
Ezeikiel: a lengthening of "Zeik," a nickname given to me in the seventh grade by my best friend. In the eighth grade I used this name to create Zeik Hunter (Vampiric Bounty Hunter), my very first character.
Tobias: his father's real name, slain after the Queen in a foolish attempt to save Zeik (he gives away Zeik's location in the process)
Andrea: his mother, slain almost instantaneously in the raid of the castle.
Aerith: that one character from FFVII, as if I wouldn't add her to please the Mary Sue demons.
Raven: +3 points on the litmus test.
Hunter: his real last name, before I knew it added +5 points to the litmus test.
the Second: Added for length.
Junior: Added for length.
of Medi: his home planet, although in his canonical appearance he only goes there at the end of his canon to reclaim it.

So anyway, how's that thread coming?

Your Mary Sue type: Perfect-Sue
Name: Kandy Raven-Cloth Love Kitten Sparkly Night
Age: 17
Special powers: She can control the elements and is all around perfect. She can also seduce any boy she wants(Example: most of the jedwards)
Tragic story of their past: Her mom died while giving birth to her younger sister and her dad used to beat them both after that. One day, her dad tried to kill her little sister with a knife, so she killed him by burning him in fire, freezing his legs in place with air and water, and then encased him in earth. Now she takes care of her little sister
Appearance:
Personality: She is nice to almost everyone, loves a specific boy (i.e. The only person she can't seduce) and is very stubborn. She can also be very mean.
Other: Her younger sister is even stronger and better than she is!

Your Mary Sue type: Angsty-Sue
Name: Eliza Blood-Broken Wolfy Ashes Pheonix Night
Age: 15
Special powers: She controls the elements and she can fly with no problems. She can kill anyone with one look into her eye and every boy she seduces will be under her total control.(i.e. Her puppet)
Tragic story of their past: Same as her older sister except that her boyfriend was abusive and raped her one day. She felt so wrong that after her dad was killed, she killed her boyfriend so he would stop.
Appearance:
Personality: She has a very cold exterior, a perfect seductress, and always has a man at her hips. She is flirty, hyper, and very deadly.
Other: Her sister is the only living person she really cares about.

ONION, we are waiting for you. Since you were online a few hours ago, you should be reading this soon, so an IC thread would be fantastic.

Kandy is accepted. Wow you guys really want to do this eh? Ok IC thread coming up. I just wasn't sure how many this would attract but here goes.. enjoy.

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There you go.

Your Mary Sue type: Jew-Sue

Name: Bjorgen Kyergen Fajargen Von Ravenstein-Killington McNasty Bojangles Sexiton, also known as "Steve"

Age: Fourteen

Special powers: Steve has the special powers of blowing things up with his mind without even having to think about it. He can also use telekenisis, pyrokenisis, hydrokenisis, psychokenisis, plus every other kenisis that he doesnt even know exists but has an appropriate prefix. This include gynokenisis. Steve also has the power to call his uncle, Obama, who will blow up the whole universe for him at the push of a button, because his uncle Obama loves him. Plus Steve can make animals do stuff for him, and he can turn into an animal, he can also do things that he doesn't know how to do on the first try. He's a masterful marksman, ninja, and chef. He also can make origami and paper airplanes so big that they can block out the sun and create a nuclear winter. He also is extremely rich and smart.

Tragic story of their past: Steve was born in a line of immortal humans that were created by God and Satan when they had sex. God and Satan didn't want anyone to know about these super-humans, so they hid them underground. When Steve's ancestors did finally discover the amazing technology of shovels, they made their way up into America, where they then discovered and named it. Also they discovered Asia too, mostly Japan, cause Japan is soo cool. Anyway, these Japanese-Americans built an underground tunnel under the Pacific to escape the evil clutches of their only enemies, the nazis. They called this the underground railroad, and they used it to rescue slaves too, because they are so righteous and good. In WWII, they single-handedly killed Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and secretly killed Churchill and McArthur, for being too harsh to the nazis, because they believe that even the most evil people who hate you deserve to live, unless you decide they should be dead. This is portrayed in the killing of Churchill. After they killed all those badguys, they bombed their own city Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In honor of Nagasaki, they invented that cheese that people get at greek restaurants that is on fire. You know, like when the guy holds up that tray thing and there's the big flame and he yells, "OHPA!" Like that, you know? Anyway, ever since then, the family of immortals has been running the whole world, and Steve went to the Jewtard mansion so that he could get away from his busy life of running the world and eating ice cream. Also his whole family died in the Holocaust, 9/11, Katrina, The Psunami in Sri Lanka, The Bengal Famine, The Armenian Genocide, The Darfur Genocide, The Bombing of Dresden, The Bombing of Hiroshima, and The Soviet Genocide. That's why he's so sad and upset and he needs so many lady friends to calm him down.

Appearance: He pretty much just looks like an even more perfect version of Matthew McConaughey, except he has a bigger male organ and his teeth are so white that when you look at them, you want to kiss his perfect face. Jeward or whatever his name is looks like a hunchbacked old pizza face compared to this perfect specimen of man, (or fourteen year old boy in this case)

Personality: Steve is totally nice and kind to everyone, except nazis and ugly people. He is especially nice to pretty girls, until they put out, then he's mean to them too. He's pretty much just a dick.

Other: His arsenal of weapons includes five rocket launchers, four MP5KSD's, Two M4 Carbines, Fifteen M9 Pistols, Three AK-47's, A Rubber Mallet that his father gave him as a present before Stalin shot him in the face with a glock, A Glock that Stalin used to shoot his father in the face right after he gave his son the rubber mallet, A Chainsaw stick with two chainsaws on either end that don't require starting or gasoline, they simply run on his mindpower, ten lightsabers, a hotplate, and a Golden Desert Eagle. He rides on a mobile SAM ground to air missle tank, only it's made of pure gold. When he needs to ride in the air, he takes a giant airship that is the size of an aircraft carrier, only invisible so that no one can follow him. On the water he has a yacht that is way way way bigger than Jay-Z's. Also, Jay-Z is his best friend.

HaHa.. the thing about what you just wrote there Mannerheim is that it is all actually TRUE. So Steve is accepted lol. A very funny bio I'm in stitches.. hahaha, lolage.