"My dear guests! It's so wonderful to see you all this evening!" The portly, bearded man at the head of the table lifted his fluted champagne glass, far from the chaos in the streets in the less fortunate parts of town. His guests, all nicely dressed, clean, and the upstanding, quiet type, raised their own glasses in a toast to themselves with a delicate, pastel laugh, sipping the expensive, bubbly liquid daintily. "I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate the anniversary of my marriage to my lovely wife," he said, drawing the quiet woman standing beside him closer to his rotund girth. There was something hungry and lustful in his eyes and clearly, the far-too-young woman was not even remotely in love with him and instead had the manner of someone enslaved. She did not smile.
The party of rich patrons, all laughing and conversing loudly, paraded into an ornate dining hall and took their seats as servers came by to bring them the first course. Like pigs from a trough, they ate, ignorant of the disparity happening not that far outside the portly man's guarded walls. Second course came, then the third, and then the main course arrived, complete with fresh rounds of drinks for everyone. The hall filled with intoxicating aromas of roasted pork with a delicate glaze, garnished on the side with plump cherry tomatoes and sprigs of rosemary. Of course, the guests raved about it, insisting to the head of the household that it was the finest meal they had ever eaten and that it was truly extraordinary. His wife ate in silence, as usual.
About midway through this course, the main door opened and a lithe, muscular blonde strode into the room with such confidence that no one had the gall to tell him he should be elsewhere. He clearly did not belong here, as he was visibly dirty, hadn't combed his shoulder length curls in an indistinguishable amount of time and thus simply tied them in a ponytail behind his head, and the clothes he wore were highly practical and very tarnished. The dinner conversation came to a dribbling halt as every patron craned their necks to ogle at the vagrant, and then picked up to a shocked whisper as he casually strolled to the center of the table, stabbed a stolen fork through a slice of pork, popped a cherry tomato in his mouth and, as he chewed a hunk of the meat (which was still stuck on the fork in a kind of barbaric display), marched right up to the head of the household.
"Excuse me," he said casually, reaching across to take the man's glass of brandy from right in front of him. The wife, who had been rather sullen the whole evening, allowed the faintest of smirks on her face, then, while her husband (and the rest of the party guests, for that matter) just sat with his mouth frozen into an 'o' shape, unsure if what he was seeing was reality or not. "Mm, lovely brandy you have here. Was this aged in wine barrels?" The blonde tipped the glass back and clanked it back down on the table. "Definitely wine barrels."
The portly man's rage had finally caught up to him as his round face flared red. "What do you think you're doing!!??" He shouted. "Just who do you think you are?! I'll have you locked in iron shackles till you rot, damn you!"
"To answer your questions," The blonde began, moving to someone else's brandy glass. "I'm borrowing a little of your excellent dinner, here, last I checked I was Rohaan Ja'aisen--don't you forget that now--and I think that's easier said than done with me, mate..."
"Guards!" The man shouted at the top of his lungs, which was Rohaan's cue to leave. Taking the slab of meat in his teeth and stashing the silver fork in his pocket, Rohaan took off with a laugh down the hall, his body morphing lightning-fast into a swift and sure spotted wild cat, then into a hawk once he found an open window, and off into the air he flew, leaving the angry shouts of men behind him.
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Rohaan looked up to the sky as he made his way to a seedy bar downtown; he was late, but he'd be shocked if Malivic was surprised by now. Punctuality, like subtlety, wasn't really his thing. He took a seat next to Malivic, flashing his classic Rohaan grin, which was one of mischief and victory.
"My apologies. I was having brandy and pork with the Mayor himself. Ever seen the inside of his house? He has too many breakable things, if you ask me. But the brandy, Malivic, it was splendid. Found a banana, too." This, he pulled from his tarnished jacket and set down on the bar. Brazen robbery of upper-class citzens' dinner tables was a favorite pastime for Rohaan, not because he felt he had to, but mostly because he could. After, all the only thing better than breaking a law was rubbing it in the fat, jiggling face of an ignorant official. And the food was great.
"Never mind all that though. You've got that look on your face like you've got something to say, and I can only imagine you didn't send for me because you wanted to grab a drink in this lovely establishment. What's on your mind, Malivic?"
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