Yes, I'm nervous..... Terribly, terribly, dreadfully nervous.... but why would you say I'm mad?! Or a guy that's read 'A telltale heart' too many times? Though I suppose those are better than the alternative of them saying I'm not human, Edger thought to himself. He tried to keep his thoughts racing as fast as possible, hoping that it may calm him down. His logic told him that this plan wouldn't succeed, but that's never stopped wishful thinking. To say he was out of place here would have been a grave understatement. This was a mercenaries job. Edger certainly was no mercenary. Perhaps he might steady his nerves if he could sit down. Though, much to his disappointment, a closer examination showed that many of the bar stools wouldn't support his weight. And what if my feet showed? Or my tail poked through the fabric? There are an infinite number of things that could go wrong right now. My kingdom for a stealthboy. Maybe I should just get up and leave?
Edger was all but ready to simply walk out. His robe limiting his vision to a few feet of floor in front of him. He tightend his tale around his legs, squeezing them together. Taking in light breaths, he was committed to cutting his losses and pulling out. No one had addressed him as of yet, so maybe he could simply waltz out just as he came. "Hey leather face, Get me a Nuka-Cola for me and my friends here." Too late.... Edger turned towards the bar as the some-what aggravated bartender slammed his Nuka-Cola on the counter. The liquid inside the bottle splashed and sloshed around. No fizz, no carbonation. Flat as a Legion Denarius. Goody. While Edger couldn't enjoy his new "companion's" kind offering on the spot, he used his robe-covered claw to knock the bottle neatly into his pocket.
At that point, the mysterious fellow, "Xander", introduced himself and initiated some sort of show-and-tell over each of their individual skill sets. Edger immediately didn't want to be the last one to talk, as that would draw the attention of the entire room onto him. That would be bad. On the other hand, blurting out something before anyone else would also put him in the spot light, which was also bad. Simply being the second or third to speak was his best choice. A long pause ensued, which only served to further shake Ed's nerves. "My name is John," one figured finally uttered. Oh thank you, God Edger thought to himself, embracing the wave of relief washing over him. "And i have a problem". No one else in the room seemed to get it, but Edger had to suppress a chuckle.
I may come to like this one. Que the crack about Quasimodo. Okay, on the upside, he knows some pre-war bits of knowledge and might be a source of good conversation on this little venture or ours. On the down, he's a bit of an ass. Edger frowned a bit at the soldiers next comment. "Will the Chinese Ghoul be the next to speak ? Or at least i think you're Chinese, kinda hard to tell with all the ...well, you know." Oh, my mistake, a racial ass. Edger decided to let one more speak before him, biding his time. An ex-Enclave soldier appeared to only view the group as temporary allies, and threatened treat them as "enemies of the Enclave" at the moment of this contracts completion. Given a proper chance, Edger might insure this murderer get's quite a rude awakening. Ed held little remorse for someone like this man. One less Enclave might make the world a safer place.
Sensing that now would be as good as time as any, Edger began his introduction. He took in a breath, and began working up the nerve to speak. "Well, where to begin?" Edger's voice came out slightly off, carrying a mild rasp and bordering on switching tones. This scene made him incredibly uncomfortable, which in turn affected his ability to vocalize. "I suppose I should start with my name? It's a pleasure to meet all of you, I am Edger. Tour guide, pre-war expert, linguist, friend to most the of trade caravans in these parts, and generally a good listener. I'm aware of most of the raider and slaver camps in the area, and the sparse NCR checkpoints along the way. The trade routes around here are our safest means of travel, and I know some of the best. I can also translate three other languages. Namely Spanish, Chinese, and Latin. But I may be used as a source of pleasurable conversation, as well."
Edger lowered his head a bit, and could feel their gaze drifting over him. "As I'm sure some of you have noticed, I have a bit of a...... condition. Hardly noticeable, I know. In fact, I'd like to think of it as almost benign. You needn't worry, it's not contagious, nor does it make me a cannibalistic mutant when the sun goes down. All I'd ask of you fine folks is to keep the comments amongst yourselves. Trust me, your not going to think of something I haven't heard before." Edger finished his little speech, and took one more deep breath. It took everything he had to keep from noticeably shaking. He shirked away from the group a bit, and closer to the darkened area of the bar. He had noticed how the pip-boy wearing "Xander" had been staring at him, which made his nerves all the more unstable. The only thing that worried him more was the intimidating figure in the Enclave power armor, with the large-boar gatling gun resting beside him.
This is going to be a long........ long........ long trip.