Introduction
The hotel itself is called "Dangeresque Luxery Hotel." It is five stories tall, and it has a lot of deluxe features like fancy dormitories, a zen garden, a dining room, an auditorium, an outdoor swimming pool, and a courtyard too.
But... running the hotel seems simple enough, right?
Well...
They have other things to do than to run a hotel. Strong Bad is still onto his crazy schemes like pulling pranks, jeering at the other people, trying to be better than anyone else, and of course, e-mails. And if he really wants to do something else, then he'd be better off letting somebody run the hotel for him while he's away. As long as it's not Homestar Runner running the hotel for himself, he'll be fine.
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Strong Bad is checking on his e-mails to see if there is anything new to answer. Then one day, he finds a good e-mail to answer and decides to write him a reply.
Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever been thinking about building your own inn in Free Country U.S.A.? You should make your home more attractive than ever before. People might visit your place and mingle with the locals.
Hope to check out your place, Mort E, Los Angeles.
Strong Bad: Wait, you want me to make a hotel in Free Country U.S.A.? Well, there's not much to look around here. Just your average blandful of normalities--
Then he hears a noise from outside. It sounds like somebody is constructing a building just far away. Strong Bad decides to go outside and find out what is in there.
The setting changes from The House of Brothers Strong to Dangeresque Luxery Hotel
Strong Bad: That's funny. I heard all the rattling and clanking and battering outside, but no construction.
Then he sees The Cheat wearing a construction helmet. Since when did The Cheat wear a construction helmet? Strong Bad is more puzzled than usual, and wonders why. Then all of a sudden, he finds a luxurious tower, with only five stories tall.
Strong Bad: The Cheat? Did you build that?
The Cheat: Meh meh meh!
Strong Bad: How can you afford something like this, man? It's huge! Where did you find that out fro--- Oh... Probably relating to my e-mail, huh?
The Cheat: Meh meh.
Strong Bad: You're saying that this will get me the ladies? You say that it will beat the hotel comp-e-ti-tion?
The Cheat: Mmmhmm!
Strong Bad's frown becomes a smile. Maybe this is his chance to be an ultimate somebody instead of a nobody! With that, he enters the hotel. The Cheat followed his red masked boss and see what's inside.
The setting changes from Dangeresque Luxery Hotel to Main Lobby
Strong Bad: The Cheat, this is amazing! How? Wha--? Duh--!? Is this what the hotel looks like from the inside? It's got to be a 5-star kind of thing... where they have fountains... and high quality carpets, man... But it needs a name. Something that will spice up the mix. Something that will make it look cool, suave, and all time classic. Something like the movies we did to... Wait! Of course! Why haven't I thought of a name before? From now on, this hotel shall be called Dangeresque Luxery Hotel. Because with the name like that, it will be too hard to say no. The only problem we got at the moment is the lack of people. You know, the kind of people who come in here and mingle with the crowds... and enjoy it too... It's that kind of thing.
Speak of the devil! Another person walks in while he scratches his butt and mumbles softly. It seems to be another Strong Bad, only taller and more stinkier.
Senor Cardgage: Oivey cavey.... Is there a monstrudel in da housa...?
Strong Bad: There's a start. The Cheat, how many rooms do we have in the hotel?
The Cheat: Mehmehmeh.
Strong Bad: Twenty rooms? I thought this is a five-stories building! Are you telling me that it's incomplete?
The Cheat: Meh meh meh.
Strong Bad: I guess the only way to improve this hotel is to get more money and buy expansions for this thing. What if there is an alternative?
The Cheat: Meeehhh....
Strong Bad: More people? *thinks* Hmm.... That's a better alternative.
Senor Cardgage: Cucumbers... and wingdings....
Strong Bad: Hey, Cardgage? Need a room?
Senor Cardgage: Huh... Why not...
With the first guest on the first day, Strong Bad hands over the key to Senor Cardgage. The Cheat leads Cardgage to his destined room.
Strong Bad: Deep down inside, he is totally happy. I'm surprised he's not complaining about a firey textured carpet. Man, what a guy!
The setting changes from Main Lobby to Floor 1 Dormitories
The setting changes from Floor 1 Dormitories to Main Lobby
Ted: Hoi goochem. Mag ik hier een kamer huren?
He asked Strong Bad in Dutch as he looked around.
Strong Bad did not understand Dutch. He probably forgot about tourism and their languages.
Strong Bad: Kamer Huren? What the crap?? Is this some kind of vocabulary I find from Coach Z's book of nonsensical rap words???
Ted gets a bit irritated.
He misheard Ted saying that he wants to slap him in the face.
Strong Bad: Oooooh... Sleeping. You want to sleep here...
The Cheat: Meh meh meh?
Strong Bad: This guy in a Santaman getup wants to sleep here. You know the drill: give him the room so he can turn his room into an early Decemberween room.
The Cheat: Meh!
Strong Bad leaves The Cheat alone and gives Ted his own room key. He brings Ted to his own room.
The setting changes from Main Lobby to Floor 1 Dormitories
Strong Bad: One oh two, and one oh two. This is a room that's just for you. Just impress us with your Decemberween getup so we can all die happy.
He said without even getting what they said.
He takes the key and opens the door to his room.
The setting changes from Floor 1 Dormitories to Dining Room
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1 posts · 1 characters present · last post 2014-04-17 22:30:00 »
This is where all the good eats at! Better than Bubs!
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Or the central hub for sleepwalkers.
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Dining Room ↪ The Kitchen Owner: Karasz
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This is the second floor that features 10 rooms.
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