Dark Space Witch
Celeste has seven versions of herself strewn around the galaxy:
1st Celeste – Weepy. Very weepy. Penitent. Regretful. Did we mention that she cries a lot?
2nd Celeste – Cheerful as all get-out.
3rd Celeste – Angry. About to cut a bitch. Throws phones.
4th Celesete – Mellow. Grows weed in the shed. Take a chill pill, man.
5th Celeste – Serious. Stickler about the rules. Everything is a waste of time.
6th Celeste – Has low self-esteem. Apologizes a lot. Very anxious.
7th Celesete – Mute. Personality: ?
8th Celeste – Walled up in her room, playing video games. Extremely pale and bloodshot. Just has to beat one more level. Can you get her some Mountain Dew and Red Bull, please?
But which one is the real Celeste?
Yeah, it’s that last one.
She took over this dimension almost through the sheer force of her evil laughter and gloomy organ. Other than that, not much is known. It is fair to assume that she was not hugged enough as a child.
Theme Song: Set Fire to the Rain by Adele
Quote: “I was definitely a psychology major in another life.”
Likes: Video games, Chinese food, movies, kung fu, magic.