'SPONJA SMASH!!! The atypically typical barbarian.
Esponja Gran'De Delaggro
Barbarian
Nicknames: 'sponja
Languages: Common, Draconic
She can not read or write and only speaks in simple sentences. Esponja lacks the concept of sentence structure. This isn't really because she lacks intelligence (that's what people tend to think.), but because she likes talking that way.
AS AN EXAMPLE UNTIL I DRAW MY OWN: (Drawn by gotgituey)
A 6'12" hulking beefcake of a woman. Her skin is tan with a slight red hue and unusually warm to the touch.
Her hair is tawny brown with dark scarlet highlights. Her facial features are very strong and adorn permanent face painted streaks from her tribe.
Her eyes are hazel with a sharp appearance.
Muscular tone is very streamlined and bulky. She looks like she can smash rocks with her head and tear goblins in half like Chinese phone books.
Alignment: Nuetral Good
Esponja is very simple minded and gets along with almost everyone who doesn't appose or challenge her. Generally a positive person, she does not brood or see the world full of sin. She sees the world as "just is". She understands the simplicity in what life is, even though she may not seem very smart. Esponja will step in when innocent are being threatened or hurt. Thus, striving to protect the weak and her companions with her life.
Number one rule, DO NOT MAKE ESPONJA ANGRY Or prepare to be tossed 200ft across the yard or your brains splattered on the dungeon walls.
The only real way to anger Esponja is by hurting those she loves. Otherwise, she generally laughs at insults with the simple remark of "You funny!"
Esponja isn't materialistic and lives with very little to her name. Jewelry does not interest her unless it provides her with more strength. Taking pride in her strength, she enjoys competing in tests of strength such as log tossing and arm wrestling.
Her intense power is frightening as much as her appetite. Meat, meat and more meat....and potatoes are her usual favorites.
Drinking is a favorite past time, as well as eating, competitions of strength, cooking and adventuring.
Armor: Typically sporting chainmail or hide and furs, in a bikini-type fashion. This armor can come in different styles depending on what Esponja feels like wearing. (An aspect that proves Esponja is a girl at heart...just a BIG girl.) Leopard or tiger fur-lined boots are her favorite. Accessorizing with two bracers of strength on her wrists and a leather headband.
Weapons: Highly trained in the way of the axe, she Dual-wields great axes and may sport a sword or two. Esponja does know the differences of an upgrade.
Born from of a Southern Erancian barbarian tribe, Esponja was a "gift from the gods", as quoted by her tribesmen.
Her father, who was an average barbarian, died in battle when she was 4. Majority of Esponja's life was spent with her mother. Gran'De Delaggro. ....TBC