Factions, Families, Clans, and Empires
Name: Celtic Cat
Nicknames: CC, CeCe, CiCi, Seacat, CCat, CKitty, Cat, Kitty, Cait Sith, Celtic, Celt, Celty
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Height: 5'6 1/2"
Build: Chubby, but curvy
Hair: Brown with red and blonde
Eyes: Dark blue
*will fill out the rest later*
A strange black hole that follows her around and randomly pulls her in. It appears a lot less lately and may have evolved into an Oxi-clean.
A demon couch that stalks her, occasionally eats people, and is extremely comfortable to curl up on. It is tamed by her and she keeps it in check for the most part.
A pretty tinkly bell given to her by one 'Arceius' and revives her when killed, un-binds her when she's tied up, and sprays mace at any surprise sex-offenders.
She also has a can of mace...How convenient.
A platinum and gold katana that was given to her by her 'katana sister', 'AngelofAvalon'.
Celtic Cat appeared in a cloud of purple smoke, posing as if she had just drawn Excalibur from the stone. She smirked and placed her hands on her hips, looking around. "Well, Gambit's, looks like I finally get to see you in person. You look nice and spiffy, today!" she stated, holding a conversation with the bar counter. "Now, what say you to poofing up some milk for me?"
Celtic Cat let out a horrified scream as she felt the fourth wall break and began to sob loudly. "No! It was my bestest friend!" She quickly stopped and sat in a bar stool, before scooting over one, two, three seats until she was right next to Dragon. She slowly turned her head to look at her and waved excitedly. "Why, hello there, love! Nice day we're having, eh?"
Celtic Cat smiled widely and began to spin back and forth in her stool. "I'm Celtic Cat. Call me C-Cat or CeCe or whatever. And just because you don't know me doesn't mean I don't know you!" she stated, jumping up and hugging Dragon tightly. "I love you bunches. Well...You and your invisible guiding force!" she stated, careful to try and keep the balance of the poor fourth wall as best she could under her circumstances.
Celtic Cat kissed Dragon quickly on the forehead and giggled madly before jumping back into her stool. "Of course we're friends, love!" she stated, resuming her twirling. She reached out her hand to the counter and made as if to pick up a glass, but it wasn't until she brought her hand to her mouth that a tall glass of milk appeared for her to drink. She downed the whole thing and placed the glass on the table. "So, seen your hubby lately?"
Celtic Cat put herself into the thinker position and stared epically in a random direction. "Not married, huh? Well...I'm fairly confused on a regular basis!" She looked the girl over again. Oh, Dragon. Not Ruby. For some reason, she always got those two confused! "Then I shall re-phrase! How's you daddy doin'?"
Celtic Cat looked fairly happy with this answer and smiled widely, drawing figures in the air with her finger. "Aw! I love her bunches, too!" she responded. She looked in a random direction and frowned. "Hold on, love, I have a small matter to attend to and I'll be right back," she stated, before poofing in a cloud of purple smoke. Momentarily, of course.
Celtic Cat poofed back in...on Dragon's lap, for some reason. "She's a doll! So adorable! And I wouldn't want your daddy upset, either," she stated. She leaned in close and whispered, "He scares me." She pulled back and jumped off of her lap, sitting back in her stool and draining the glass of milk again, despite it never being refilled.
Celtic Cat sighed and began to draw figures in the air again. Suddenly, she pointed in the exact opposite direction of Metal Sonic and screamed, "Sonic lives!!" She fell off her chair backwards and landed with a loud thud. She mumbled angrily for a moment before she went in reverse, falling into her stool, screaming backwards and then returning to drawing figures in the air as if nothing happened.
Celtic Cat held up a single finger and her eyes went blank, strange images flooding by her eyes. One could almost see the name 'Google' if you looked close enough. "Wow. Creepy," she stated, her eyes returning to their normal blue hue. She looked up at Bowpurity and all but screamed, "They took the rafters out! This is a ten story building, there are no rafters, you crazy! Get down from the non-existence!" She faked fainting and then sat straight up again. "So, you like creepiness?" she asked, addressing Dragon again.
Celtic Cat couldn't help but smile when Dragon did. Happiness was really contagious for her! "If you say so, crazy man!" she called to Bowpurity. If he wanted to carry around rafters for no other reason than to spy on people, that was his business. She pondered this for a moment. Maybe she should carry around some ladders, so she could make people walk under them. Promising. "Adorable! I love adorable!" she remarked to Dragon happily.
Celtic Cat nodded happily. "Pandas are so cute! I like Red Pandas, though. Giant Pandas are vicious and likely to nom my head off!" she explained, using her hands to show the motion of a Panda-mouth.
Celtic Cat shrieked loudly as Metal Sonic approached Dragon. She brandished a stick from nowhere and began to beat on his head, no real force behind her strikes. "Begone demon!" she yelled before looking him over carefully. "Oh, it's Sonic! Hiya, Sonic! Wanna treat? Here!" she yelled, stealing Dragon's can of oil and dumping it over him. She laid a hand on his head and re-filled his energy quickly before releasing him and smiling widely.
Celtic Cat turned into her cat form and curled up on Dragon's head, purring loudly. "Imma sleepy. Imma use Dragon-head as my bed," she stated simply before closing her eyes and dozing off. Before sleeping, however, she waved goodnight to them all and poofed in a cloud of purple smoke.
Celtic Cat poofed into the bar with a large amount of purple smoke. She posed epically before dissolving into coughs and stumbling to the bar counter. She grabbed around a moment and finally brought an empty hand to her face, where a glass magically appeared. She gulped it down and breathed heavily, sitting in the closest bar stool.
Celtic Cat swiveled quickly to PK Dark and her eyes widened. "P-P-PK?! Love of my life whom I love!!!" she yelled loudly before pouncing the girl. "Where have you been?!" she questioned before squeezing her tightly in a hug. She loosened her grip and finally registered the question. "By being awesome? I'm not sure, it just kinda happens..."
Celtic Cat got off of PK and dragged her to sit in a booth. "We have so much to talk about! I need to tell you all about this thing with that one guy and...hold on!" she all but yelled. Her eyes blank and began to scroll through screens that looked strangely like her phone's background and text messages. She blinked a few times and smiled. "How are you, love?" she asked with a wide smile.
Celtic Cat sat on the table of the booth and kicked her legs. "I feel hyper. I think it's the meds. Meds always have weird effects on me like making me tired or hyper or irritable or stuff," she rambled loudly. She tilted her head and suddenly had black cat ears and tail. "Better. What's in the bag?" she questioned curiously.
Celtic Cat tilted her head. "I think my assorted doctors would be angry if I stopped taking my meds. They're already angry with me, so I'll stick with the side-effects," she replied lazily. "Hunny!!!" she screamed loudly and stopped moving for a moment.
Celtic Cat nodded. "Eh, my doctors are all clingy on me. They've known me too long and well," she stated wearily. She smiled widely. "Maybe if your epicness and mine combined, we could rid the world of...allergies!!!" she announced, pumping her fists in the air.
Celtic Cat jumped off the table and spun around a few times, a jedi cloak appearing on her, hood down. She laughed crazily and pointed in a random direction. "We shall rid the world of the vile criminals, ten! But not BB, 'cause he rocks!" she yelled and started running around in circles.