Chopper
He's Chopper Read, the famous Australian ex-convict. He may swear at you but don't take it offensive.
Groups
Description

Equipment
22 automatic.
colt 45 eagle.
stick of gelignite.
4-10 shotgun.
another stick of jelignight.
meat cleaver.
History
Name:
Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read.
Profession:
Standover man.
Hobbies: Stabbing drug addicts
Apologising to Nevvile Bartos for shooting him,
Getting as much cash as possible.
Likes:
Workers Comp.
Cash.
Nevile Bartos.
Dislikes:
Neville Bartos.
Drug addicts.
Keithy George.
H-Division.
Best Asset: My fan-fucking-tastic moustache why thank you.
Regrets: So many fuckwits left unstabbed.
walks inside the bar and says to bartender. "Fuckin' beer, mate."
"Who's the fuckin' bloke that owns this bloody joint?"
"Settle the fuck down mate... Bloody oath I will..." He got behind the bar and got himself a beer can and opened it.
Chopper was enjoying his beer.
was sitting on a stool drinking a beer.
walks over to Smith. "Yeah! Go on, blow the fuckwits up..."
takes out a red stick thing from his bag. "Mate, you've got to have one of these. A stick of gelignite..." He imitates a lighter. "Fuckin' boom...."
walks up to Smith. "Did you get ya gun back, mate?"
"Great, Name's Chopper. How the fuckin' are ya?" He reached out with is hand to give Smith a hand shake.
"Oi sheila, settle the fuck down!" He places a hand at her.
walks over to Smith and says. "So you like shooting people then?"
"Fuckin' spot on!" He pets Smith on the shoulder.
Chopper walks in the bar holding a VB can. He looks around at the people, he walks over to Tailinar and Mahie. "Fuck'n hello! How the fuck'n are you?!" He waves at them.
"Yeah fuck'n dashing. Just like my dashing mustache..."
(( It's actually spelled Read. =) ))
(( Actually it's spelled Read. Trust me I know everything about him. ))
"I know what to do with the caterpillar." He gets out a colt 45 eagle he aims at the caterpillar and yells. "FUCK'N BANG!"
"Why the bloody hell is everyone piss'n off? Am I a homasexial or something?"
walks over to Puma Warrior. "What the fuck'n hell are you mate?"