Dale Winton
The overly camp TV personality is not now going to make massively sexual advances live on your PC!
Groups
Description
He's incredible.
Personality
He's incredible.
Equipment
Botox and a facelift.
History
Original Son of God.
Dale Winton strutted into the bar with a pout, and ordered the campest drink money can buy.
Dale Winton is wearing a thrilling pink bowtie, and felt at liberty to remind everyone of his stunning teeth, and did so through a thrilling jig, which recieved raucous applause and a spot on Oprah.
Dale Winton grabbed 4edchc by the neck and proceeded to mind digest him.
Dale Winton ('s) super-camp-super-powers revealed his old nemesis was not defeatted simply liquid! In response, Dale used his laser eyes to destroy the back door.
Dale Winton used a Backflip Detrimental Missile Attack for over 80 euros worth of damage!
Dale Winton used his imagination to imagine a world without 4edchc, and then returned to real life, bubbling, coolly.
Dale Winton disillusioned by life, caused a ruckus.
Dale Winton announced "I am tha Bollywood Bad Boy Sinjat Singh" lying.
Dale Winton rugby tackled 4edchc out of the air leading to floral doom.
Dale Winton jumped out of *seemingly* nowhere, *possibly* obliterating Ghost of Talinar!
Dale Winton acheived particle based enlightenment, to raucous applause.
Dale Winton produces a candle, from his arse, no less!
Dale Winton started a fight with Moriko, to raucous applause.
Dale Winton became a vaporous format, engulfing Moriko to little, but impactful, effect!
Dale Winton threw a violent tophat at Moriko, critical hit!
Dale Winton tasted victory in the air, before realising he had, in fact, excreted.
Dale Winton became one with the spillage, acheiving perfect symetery at last!
Dale Winton spoke in a spooky voice scaring most about everybody.
Dale Winton announces "Objection!" did a backflip, then suggested "that black lute is fukkin faakez!!!1!"