Melvin the Miserable Mollusk

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:06:15, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk A small clam sits in a bucket of seawater in the other corner. The metal walls of the pail are tall, but if you listen close you can hear him mumbling to himself ..

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:08:17, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk A little sniffle could be heard from the bucket.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:10:47, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "Yes!" The voice was pinched, muffled. "Someone is here. Not that it matters. Not that anything matters."

A talking bucket? What was the world coming to?

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:12:05, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk did not know he was being spotted. As he was in a bucket of his own tears. Literally.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:14:21, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "Oh yeah?" The clam in the bucket shouted back -- not being able to see that his conversation partner had been snatched. "Well, what's it to you anyways! I'm allowed to be where I want, feel how I want! It's no business of yours .. "

In the bucket, Melvin flipped over, as though turning a cold shoulder. Though he didn't have shoulders.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:19:11, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "I am not hideous! I am quite comely for a clam! The ladies are all over my bivalves! You don't even know me!"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:21:48, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "Clams are not -- " Melvin poked himself out of the water so that he cold be fully heard. "That is unjust! How can you assume all clams are happy? What if I just happened to be a tragic poet with a taste for Romantic literature? Does that mean I have to be happy all the -- "

Now that was water was dumped into the sink, Melvin gave a sort of shriek and clattered about, avoiding the drain mostly and just hugging the side.

"What's this all about then?"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:22:54, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "COOK?" Melvin yelped. Without arms or legs or anything to move besides his mouth, it was a funny sight to watch the thing try and escape. "Noo!"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:25:53, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "Do NOT touch me! That is off-limits!" The little mollusk screamed. In an extraordinary gymnastic feat, he clanged around a bit and managed to catch the lip of the sink, pulling himself up with his incredible bivalve strength.

With those valves open slightly, Melvin attempted to waddle away.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:26:46, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "I don't this."

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:27:58, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk gave a high-pitched shriek that would have curdled milk as the dish enclosed him.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:30:46, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk felt the bowl rattle at the sonic power coming from the new arrival. "wat."

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:33:26, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk basically waited patiently under the bowl. "Worst day."

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:36:14, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "You're not much of a superhero."

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:37:49, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk All Melvin wanted was to live!

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:39:03, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk felt something chill down his spine. Was that the sound of .. a walrus?

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:40:36, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk shuddered under the bowl. "Save me!" He whispered to Dimitri in a bitter voice.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-24 14:41:04, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk "Have .. mercy .. I have poems I must write .. songs I must sing .. "

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-05-03 20:56:57, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk sat in a metal pail in the other corner. He seems to be whimpering quietly.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-05-03 21:00:13, as written by ViceVersus

Melvin the Miserable Mollusk was, it turned out, actually in a pail of his own tears.

a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by ViceVersus

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