TechnoVulc
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Stammered into the bar, not currently in his right state of mind. He was so crocked at the moment. He noticed a tall Slender Man, who he suddenly thinks is a mechanical bull. I steps back for a running start.
He leaps in the air, clinging onto the slender man's back, shouting random cowboy-ish words such as "Yeehaw!" and "yiipie kyaye!"
TechnoVulc Raises his magically appearing glowstick cowboy hat and waves it, leaning back and forth as if a the slender man was bucking
TechnoVulc "Yeehaw! Giddy up bull!" he shouted, hanging onto the Slender Man's back
TechnoVulc Looks over the Slender Man's should and notices some poor sap being lifted up. "Heya boody!" he slurred
TechnoVulc is slapped relatively hard, at least enough to make him let go for a second, quickly reattaching himself to the slander man's back "Yee... haw?" he said dazed
TechnoVulc is starting to get bitch slapped
TechnoVulc makes an attempt to bite Slender Man's hand
TechnoVulc sticks his fingers Slender Man's mouth and starts stretching it in multiple direction.
TechnoVulc pulls his fingers out and starts sucking the cut finger. "Owie." he whimpered
TechnoVulc is smacked once more. "Dats eet!" he babbled leaning over slender man's shoulder he grabbed Lee's shoe and ripped it off. he then proceeds to beat slender man over the head with it.
TechnoVulc Squeals as he sees the mermaid in the sink "Go away!" he tosses the shoe at Lemon before falling to the ground
TechnoVulc sits up and pumps his fist, proud he made a mermaid cry. He gets up and runs out of the bar, glow sticks trailing behind him
TechnoVulc Stumbles into the bar, he was obviously crocked (as if he was ever sober)