The Corrupt Conductor

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-09 08:07:49, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor abruptly burst in to the Bar like a crashing cymbal. He cackled evilly, his voice drowned out by the ominous music playing in the background.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-09 08:10:00, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor was, like all good supervillains, unaware of his archenemy's secret identity. He leaned over and turned off the boombox on wheels he had following him. He then cackled triumphantly.

It really wasn't apparent why he was laughing, though.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-09 08:16:24, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor was much too caught up in his nefarious villainy. Clapping his hands like the beating of a drum, he adjusted his strapping blue bowtie and pulled out... A baton!

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-09 08:20:14, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor gasped, his monocle popping out. "The Nocturnal Arpeggio! However shall I win!?" the Conductor wailed before grinning and tapping a button at the bottom of his baton.

Michael Jackson's Beat It began to play.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-09 08:24:45, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor cackled with obvious amusement before a fucking cat jumped his leg. "Ow, ow, ow!" he wailed.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-09 08:25:58, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor covered his ears. "Oh noooo!" he yelled, his dazzle chagrined. "The pain! The beautifully crafted pain!"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-09 08:28:15, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor squealed. Not even the power of funk could protect him now!

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-09 08:32:22, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor fell to his knees, screaming in agony. "Nooooo! By the great pink Gods of Floyd, you shall never defeat me!"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:13:00, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor stormed in to the bar, rolling on what appeared to be a timpanu.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:13:53, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor cackled devilishly, twirling a mustache he only sometimes had. "Fools!"

It wasn't obvious why the denizens of the bar where fools.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:14:35, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor "I..." he paused for a drumroll.

"Am the CORRUPT! CONDUCTOR!"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:15:34, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor "...Yes. Yes you may. I need a sidekick."

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:15:57, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor "And I do not watch silly shows like Batman!"

A copy of The Dark Knight was sticking out of his pocket.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:16:24, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor "Do not!"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:16:51, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor "Are not."

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:18:22, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor "Yes, we are! Now..."

He clicked a button, and terrible pop music played from invisible speakers.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:19:33, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor "That's exactly what it is!"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:20:12, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor continued cackling.

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-03-17 09:22:52, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor gasped theatrically, which was the only way he could. "You shall never defeat me!"

# Gambit's Bar, 2010-04-06 18:04:08, as written by KilroyWasHere

The Corrupt Conductor shouted at the plasma shots until they went away.

a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by KilroyWasHere

Last seen at: Gambit's Bar

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