Meanwhile at the Sperm Bank....

A mna in a gray suit walked in with a 12 oz bottle of empty sprite. "Welcome Mr. Johnson." said one of the nurses.
"Please, no need to be formal. Afterall, I am a regular." he replied and the nurse smiled.
"Okay Harry." she said and pointed towards a room.
"I'll be a few minutes." he said and walked in.

3 minutes later!

Harry Johnson walked out with an overflowing 12 oz and slammed it on the desk. "My work here is done." and walked out of the Sperm Bank.

Meanwhile at his home...

He slept.

Perro Rabios wagged his little tail as he ran around the neighborhood he was in a chipper mood having chewed the stainless steal chain that kept him prisoner in the backyard, now he was in the mood to chew on something else but what? He looked around until he found the object he didn't know he desired, a chicken suit that was left recklessly on the front yard. Oh how good it felt to sink his teeth on the the fabric, and how blissful the thrill of thrashing it around like a shark chowing on a seal!

Amanda Green [AKA Heatstroke] pulled out of the gym holding the arm of one of the men who she regularly saw there. They walked down the street together, her acting like a giggling bobblehead all the way. He brought her home and left her with his genuine bow, turning on his heal and jogging away. Satisfied she turned and began her usual run in the opposite direction, her tight exersize clothes still on.

Kasandrah Maule, known by most people as just Kass or Kasie, wandered through the crowded school halls with her head turned down, sketchbook tight in hand. Her skin-tight black skinny jeans and red panda-emblazoned tshirt made her fit in pretty well, considering those were the school colours. And not fit in in the popular sense, either. It made it harder for people to notice her. In this prep and jock-infested wasteland of a school, her bubblegum pink hair with blue fringe was the only thing that gave her a little personality. Unfortunately, it subjected her to a life with no friends.
The last bell had just rang, and Kass couldn't wait to just get the hell outta that place.

Back at her house...

Kasandrah grabbed a soda from the fridge, plopped on her bed, and started to play video games.

Captain obvious looked down at Generic City from his rooftop perch. "It seems people need me...to state the obvious!" With that he backed up and ran at the edge of the roof as if to jump off and fly away. But just as he reached the edge he stopped, "What am I thinking? I can't fly, obviously!"
He walked back to the roof entrance and walked down the stairs to street level. He walked down the street until he spotted a robbery in progress, it was taking place in the local seven eleven convenience store. Walking into the store Captain Obvious walked up to the man with the gun, "You could really hurt someone with those bullets you know?" He said once again stating the obvious.
"Who the hell are you supposed to be?" The man with the mask on said.
"Why I am Captain Obvious! Obviously!" Captain Obvious said as he crossed his arms, "And you, are going to get hurt."
"Heh, try me!"
"OBVIOUS PUNCH!" Captain Obvious yelled as his first came down on the mans head knocking him out cold. "Go ahead and call the cops mam, no need to thank me."

Tessie walked blissfully down the street. Her head was lost in the clouds, though she was currently only at her natural hieght of 5 feet. Her attention was jerked back to the real world by the Ralph's shouting.
"She's my big sister, you sickos! Go f**k yourselves!"
Tessie looked over at him. "What was that all about?" she asked.
"Just some guys thinking you're my girlfriend or something," Ralph snorted. "Again."
"Oh. But I'm your sister." Tessie slipped her arm around Ralph pull him close.
"Yes, but you always hugging me isn't helping."
"But I love my baby brother!"
"Tessie! You're embarassing me!"
Tessie blushed. "Sorry!"
"It's okay, sis. I guess the guys just think you're so pretty, they figure any guy you're with is your boyfriend."
"Am I pretty?"
"Yes."
"Even if I'm short?"
"Yes."
"And wear glasses?"
"Yes."
"And if my ti-"
"Tessie: you're a very pretty girl."
"I love you, baby brother!" Tessie giggled and gave Ralph a big hug.
"I love you too."
Tessie and Ralph walked the rest of the way home with Tessie lost in her thoughts again, this time imagining finding a man who liked her the way Ralph liked her. When they got home, she headed up stairs, tripped for the hundredth trillionth time, had to have Ralph help her find her fallen glasses, and went to her room. There, she sat down at her desk and took out her homework.

Boy was that a fun 30 seconds! But now it had gotten boring ripping things with his teeth was nice but it just wasn't the same without the chase. Usually when he wrecked things at home Perro Rabioso would get chased by an angry human with a rolled up newspaper. He looked around and wiggeled his ears at different angles nothing. Perro was not only bored but lonely too, maybe he should go home. He rolled around in shock when he saw a light bulb floating in the air above his head, but then he realized it was just a brilliant idea. If humans won't come to him, he'll bring his mess to a human that will then chase him, with a blunt object. He dragged the tarnished chicken suit across the street into a puddle, and onto the next sidewalk. There he saw a female human jogging in a tight exorcise outfit she reeked of cologne and sweat, the sweat was okay but the cologne was disgusting, didn't matter though Perro was desperate for attention. He made his way towards with muddy yellow rag in mouth, and laid it in front her.

"NO! DAMN YOU, BUNNIES! YOUR CUTENESS HAS DESTROYED ME!" Kasandrah cried from her bed after a mere ten minutes of gameplay. She threw her controller to the ground, displeased.
"NOW! I shall go make a sandwich."
She marched herself downstairs and made herself a peanut butter and jelly on white bread, then sat at the table.
Kass thought to herself for a few minutes, mainly about how she could destroy that terrible cute bunny in the game.
"I'VE GOT IT!" She exclaimed as she grabbed the potato chips from across the table. "I'll take a potato chip....AND EAT IT!"
With a quizzical expression, she took a bite from her sandwich. "No, no....that's not right...I'm sure that phrase has been copyrighted by now..."

The lady just gave him a strange look, she grimaced in disgust when she saw the mangle chicken suit remains, and kept jogging. Perro bored and lonely again just ran with no particular place to go, then he got annoyed with his tail and started chasing it...


5 hours later

Perro was tired, bored, hungry and super lonely! He wanted some dog food, a belly rub and a good drink from the toilet but he was so far from home, he started to whimper like a puppy, and that's when he smelled it! It was Perro's most favorite thing in the whole world to destroy MATH HOMEWORK! He could smell math homework from 10 1/2 miles away the harder the tastier and the more fierce the chance he'd get a chase from a human, it was coming from the second story of the house on the corner of the block. Forgetting his pains Perro Rabioso went full speed ahead (that's about 95 mph) he ran so fast he climbed the walls with the propulsion of his speed alone, and jump through the open window. There was a human girl sitting at her desk in heavy concentration with her gloriously delicious homework. Perro jumped on the desk and tore through the paper faster then a garbage disposal devouring cheese!

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Tessie had been taking her time daydreaming and leisurly working on her homework. Suddenly a chihuahua leapt through her window, landed on her desk, and proceeded to shred her math notebook. In seconds, a semester's worth of work was reduced to confetti.
"What on Earth?" Tessie stared in both wonder and disgust as the little dog did its work. "The fuck? You! You! Bad dog!" Tessie stood up in a rage. She felt the warmth course through her, and she bumped her head against the ceiling of her room. She reached for the dog, preparing to throw it out the window. She didn't care who saw her do it. They could call her an abuser of animals, but this little yappy thing deserved it. Not that she liked her AP Calculus that much, but all her hard work and notes from the past semester was gone in an instant, leaving her with nothing except more work to do.

Perro wasn't sure if his eye were broken, he leaned his head to the side perplexed, was this human getting BIGGER? Yes! Indeed she was, he ran just out of her reach, when she made to gram him. Now he was scared he enjoyed being chased, but this was to crazy. She blocked the window with her increasing girth he bolted out the door of her room, ran around the hallway found the stairs and made his way quickly down, he was trapped no open doors or windows all he could do now is to try to act super cut, but that human looked ready to kill possibly ready to squish his little body like if he were a furry cockroach. But fate smiled on him kindly he saw another human, tiding up the kitchen he would turn on the old Perro charm, surely he protect him. Perro walked into the Kitchen and started whimpering at Ralph, he hoped on two legs, rolled over, did a flip, and then placed his little head on Ralph's foot, keeping his eyes wide, and puppy like.

Tessie turned to chase the little dog, but bumped her head against her ceiling fan. It snapped off its mount like a twig.
"Oops!" Tessie crossed the room in a single stride, but was faced with a problem - a rather small one, in fact. Her door could not fit her nearly ten foot body. Of course, if she grew a bit more, she probably could rip an opening for herself in the wall as easily as one would rip apart a piece of paper, but her parents wouldn't like that. besides, she had enough problems with all her math homework and notes gone and her ceiling fan a broken mess on the floor. Instead, Tessie forced herself to return to normal size. Suddenly, she heard Ralph scream down in the kitchen.
"What the hell? How did you get in here? Get out! Shoo! No, I'm not going to feed you! Get out!"
"Ralph?" Tessie called out.
"There's a fucking chihuahua in the kitchen!"
"Well get it out!"
"I'm trying, but it keeps following me!"
Tessie groaned. She was still upset her math was gone. "I'll go chase it out." Still normal sized, she ran down the stairs toward the kitchen.

He didn't want to be fed, he wanted to be protected! But the male kept shooing him and running away from, Perro almost bit his leg in frustration but that wouldn't help his case any, his little ears perked up but his spirits went low, when he heard the foots steps of the other far more scary human, she started chasing Perro around, which seemed like it would be fun just a few minutes ago. Then he saw the glorious light from the outside, he could have sworn he almost heard opera music when he did, the other human had opened the front, door he scrambled to towards it at top speed, rammed into the leg of a coat rack which was toppled over, Perro didn't even feel it. He was out the door.

When Tessie reached the downstairs, she was greeted by a spray of splinters from the coat rack. Ralph was staring out the open door in shock. "Did you see that?" he gasped. "That dog just took off like a bullet. I've never seen anything like! How did it even get in here."
"It jumped through my window, upstairs, and ate my math homework," Tessie explained. Ralph started to giggle.
"Dog ate your homework! Ha ha! That's so cool! You can finally say that to a teacher and really mean it!"
"It's not funny!" shouted Tessie. She took a swipe at Ralph. He dodged and placed his hand on Tessie's forehead to push her out of reach. He liked showing off whenever he could that though he was younger, he was now bigger than Tessie - at least when Tessie was normal sized. Tessie did consider reminding Ralph that she wasn't that small by rearing up to the top of the vaulted ceiling and picking him up, but she decided not to. Besides, he did have a point - it wasn't everyday a person could say "a dog ate my homework" and mean it.
"I wonder where that dog went?" she mused.

Captain obvious was walking down the street when he saw a dog burst from a house and run down the street. He saw people in the window and noticed it was open, "That was a dog," He said when he reached the window. looking at the girl he pointed at her chest, "you have big boobs."
Deciding his work of pointing out the obvious at this location was done he started to walk away.

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The evil shoe box, which was pretty weird to see considering he was a shoe box, spun his chair towards one of his many television screens. This one was tracking where all of the shoes of certain brands were in the city. He had found that certain shoes worked better in combat than others when he took them over. "Soon the plan will be enacted," he said as he spun his chair back around so his minions could see him. In his arms was a large shoe that he was stroking like it were a cat; no evil villain was complete without a pussy in his arms.

Ralph stared as the masked man strutted away from the house. Tessie blushed at his comment. She did indeed have big boobs. Everyone already noticed that, and they noticed it even more when she was grown. She and her baby brother exchanged looks with one another.
"Who was that masked man?" they asked each other.

He smelled smells and saw strange sites, sponges grow when you add water, balloons grow when you fill them with air, humans aren't suppose to grow like sponges and balloons. Perro was ready to run home, he was sure his family would welcome him with open arms and dogie treats, but at this point he was willing to endure a rolled up newspaper...Even if it was the Sunday edition! The adventure was over, it was time to run home or at this point trot home since Perro's poor little legs began to cramp, his throat was also dry, it had been since his little encounter with the chicken suit. He was dizzy he felt like fainting Perro rolled over to the side, and fell asleep after he covered a whopping 5 feet of distance from the house he had ran out of, or in other words the side walk in front of Tessie's next door neighbor.

As captain obvious continued down the street he met up with his trusty sidekick, Sergeant Sarcasm. "Hello Serge," The captain said as he continued to look for obvious things. Spotting a bird in the sky he pointed at it, "birds can fly, but humans cannot." He said.
"Wow you must be a rocket scientist!" Sergeant Sarcasm yelled back at him.

Randy Moss ran away from a bank yelling" Blakc Powa!"

He ran away from the scene in terror. "Damn nigga all up on my shit!" he yelled in anger, then ran away from the bank again.