A lilypad by any other name wouldn't be as green
Vampte Kermit is dark and brooding of his past and wuches to firgot it bu can't because it paaaiaaaaiiiiiinnnsssss him sooooooo muuuuuuccch and he is so beastifiul tahat everypne loves him but ists aslso a cusrse beause he doesn't wabt everyone to love him but they do anyaways and he haes it and and and and he lamiets the loss of his beloved Bella Swine so he refuses to dat any2 (any1 isn't extreme enuff) else bexzu pf his grief CAN ANY2 LOVE HIM 5EVER?!!11!!!
Lily pad shurikens and Kermit pez despensers
WJUT IS THIS A HISTORY EXAM???////??//??!!111!