Because you lot have tortured me with 'mm's, I've become averse to using the letter. Luckily, Saarai is psychic and foresaw the mistake:

(04:19:45)
Akita says:
What's going on now, Cloasse? lol.
(04:19:49)
Saarai says:
lol.
(04:19:53)
Saarai says:
Mmm...
(04:19:56)
Cloasse says:
oaning.

I also thought Pan and Conumbra would like to know that this is evidently their faults!

LOL!! XD

Oh the things you walk in on...

(23:21:45)
Riverstyx777 says:
I need to kill something.
(23:21:46)
ThexTwistedxOne says:
Its orgasmic
(23:21:50)
Game Master (GM) says:
Error: Unknown command: /oo
(23:21:51)
Tetrino says:
Even spellcheck agrees.

(20:52:36)
Tetrino says:
I don't always shit when I pee.
(20:52:43)
jyllaby says:
Me neither.
(20:52:46)
ForsakenSoul says:
LOL
(20:52:46)
Cloasse says:
Tet, I was being general.
(20:52:52)
Tetrino says:
Sometimes I just fart.
(20:52:53)
Cloasse says:
Stop playing with me!
(20:52:54)
jyllaby says:
I shit only a couple times a week, in general =(

LMFAO I glance at chat for like three seconds and that's the first thing I see.

(23:18:44)
ForsakenSoul says:
That Con..
(23:18:45)
Lucky_Joker says:
mer..
(23:18:48)
Game Master (GM) says:
Lucky_Joker enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Joker: It's Joker, the Undead man with the 3.5 billion dollar bounty on his head, Everyone's heard of him, atleast once. " Wanna make a deal?"
(23:18:52)
ForsakenSoul says:
Just killed about 90 percent of my brain cells
(23:19:00)
Game Master (GM) says:
Koni_Isamashii enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Koni Isamashii: A neko girl skilled in martial arts. Able to control the Legendary Wind Sword. Very friendly, but don't cross her.
(23:19:05)
RZ.Rob says:
You mean you still had some living?
(23:19:20)
ForsakenSoul says:
OUCH!
(23:19:26)
Conumbra says:
BURN!
(23:19:31)
Conumbra says:
You just got burned!

CriminalMinds says:
xD
(17:33:32)
Glint says:
D8
(17:33:52)
Glint says:
Save mee Jebus~
(17:33:53)
CriminalMinds says:
I love that face.
(17:33:56)
Conumbra says:
DS
(17:33:57)
Tobi says:
8==D
(17:34:09)
Conumbra says:
It
(17:34:12)
CriminalMinds says:
It's just open and waiting.
(17:34:12)
Conumbra says:
is
(17:34:18)
CriminalMinds says:
Tobi that is a long nose.
(17:34:23)
Conumbra says:
a penis.
(17:34:27)
Glint says:
What, for you to stick your **** in it?
(17:34:39)
CriminalMinds says:
>_>

My first forum post ever, is a CrimPhail! :D

I'm not addicted to emus! The emus are addicted to me! I'm so sorry D:

Riverstyx777 Sinks the Pink, because Dirty Deeds Come Dirt Cheap on a Stormy May Day. Slips on some Black Ice that Big Jack left, rolling onto the Highway to Hell. Hears Hells Bells For Those About to Rock on the Long Way to the Top.

So Cube challengeth, so River responds with something better. ACDC for the win!

Sko
reciprocates.
(22:27:35)
Tetrino says:
...Wait, what?
(22:27:48)
dinocular
negative reciprocals.
(22:27:54)
dinocular says:
O.O
(22:27:57)
Sko
... reciprocated...
(22:27:58)
dinocular says:
Oh yes she did.
(22:28:10)
Tetrino says:
Oh god the mathematical connotations
(22:28:14)
Tetrino says:
SEX IS RUINED FOR ME
(22:28:25)
Sko
reciprocates Dino.
(22:28:39)
dinocular
....is now in the 69 position?
(22:28:45)
Sko says:
Oh baby!
(22:28:46)
dinocular says:
Which way did I reciprocate?
(22:28:58)
Sko says:
You can be the 9, I don't like odd numbers.
(22:28:59)
Sko says:
XD
(22:29:03)
dinocular says:
Are you doing me dogging style, or did you rotate me 180?
(22:29:09)
Tetrino
integrates Dino's asymptotes.
(22:29:19)
dinocular
'splodes!
(22:29:34)
dinocular
finds the critical number to Tet's parabola.
(22:29:40)
Tetrino
differentiates Sko's gradient.
(22:29:42)
Game Master (GM) says:
LeeHitsugaya enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Lee Hitsugaya: Lee Hitsugaya is a liquid-based shapeshifter, born from another planet. He usually holds the form of a young adult, with blue-ish hair, and golden eyes.
(22:29:43)
Sko says:
I'm glad I'm not on Skype. I'm laughing my ass off.
(22:29:57)
dinocular says:
Where is qb. This would kill his nerdy ass.
(22:30:01)
Tetrino
is now exponential!
(22:30:05)
Sko
pulls in Angelheart, Frozen_Soul, and Dinocular to make a Quadratic Equation.

dinocular
!!!
(22:30:44)
dinocular
finds out that Sko is a radical!
(22:30:52)
Tetrino
substitutes X with himself in that equation.
(22:31:06)
Game Master (GM) says:
Kai_Chan enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Omitsu Hiroyuki: A young feminine looking male of about 19 with long copper hair. His Asiatic features are hidden only by his shy nature. He belongs to and serves Laurent.
(22:31:14)
Sko
multiplies by X then divides Dino with a Y.
(22:31:14)
dinocular
divides Tet by 0.
(22:31:16)
Game Master (GM) says:
Cloasse was playing as Romanae, but is now Out Of Character (OOC).
(22:31:19)
Tetrino
calculates Dino's maxima and minima.
(22:31:21)
Game Master (GM) says:
Angel_*-Death-* enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Kisa: Kisa, a very slender, tiny, and curvy figured girl. Adorable elbow-length golden curls and vibrant golden eyes. She doesnt know what she is, shes soemthing like an angel. She is one of the most innoccent people at the bar .She works at the bar.
(22:31:31)
dinocular says:
Oh baby. You go ahead and divide me with your Y.
(22:31:39)
Cloasse says:
dino..
(22:31:41)
Sko says:
LOL
(22:31:41)
Cloasse says:
wow.
(22:31:42)
Tetrino
expands to infinity!
(22:24:26)
jyllaby says:
My cousin needs to do laundry, she uses our laundry machine
(22:24:32)
dinocular says:
You know it, lovelies.
(22:24:52)
Sko says:
I just compared dino to M&M's.
(22:24:53)
dinocular says:
You're ganging up on me in my spent state.
(22:25:11)
Sko says:
I wonder why you're so spent dino...
(22:25:12)
Sko says:
>_>
(22:25:13)
Sko says:
<_<
(22:25:15)
dinocular says:
I can't possibly keep up with the combined love of Tet, Sko, and Jyll.
(22:25:18)
Tetrino says:
Ok, I'll let you get some rest.
(22:25:28)
Game Master (GM) says:
Cloasse enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Romanae: Currently twenty-three year old soldier married to Kroger Haggai.
(22:25:30)
dinocular says:
Idk Sko
(22:25:31)
Tetrino
glompsexes Sko, the extreme way!
(22:25:32)
dinocular says:
>.>
(22:25:34)
dinocular says:
<.<
(22:25:47)
Sko says:
I'd join three way... but I can't.
(22:25:53)
dinocular says:
I've got a button nose.
(22:25:53)
Tetrino says:
Extreme pelvic thrusting should be an Olympic sport.
(22:25:56)
dinocular says:
Dude...I wish.
(22:26:06)
dinocular says:
It would take some of the pressure off.
(22:26:10)
Sko says:
>_>
(22:26:15)
dinocular says:
Tet: Agreed.
(22:26:19)
Riverstyx777 says:
I be right back.
(22:26:20)
Sko says:
I don't like to be bossed around.
(22:26:26)
Riverstyx777 says:
I need food and pain-killers.
(22:26:28)
dinocular says:
That would bring new meaning o "double stuff"
(22:26:30)
dinocular says:
to*
(22:26:31)
Sko says:
Well... that's a lie almost...
(22:26:37)
dinocular says:
LOL Sko.
(22:26:40)
dinocular says:
You would.
(22:26:51)
Ottoman says:
Shittin' chat.
(22:26:54)
Ottoman says:
Kicked me.
(22:27:00)
Sko says:
I'd just have to turn the tables.
(22:27:16)
Tetrino
slaps Sko with his frankfurter.
(22:27:23)
Sko
reciprocates.
(22:27:35)
Tetrino says:
...Wait, what?
(22:27:48)
dinocular
negative reciprocals.
(22:27:54)
dinocular says:
O.O
(22:27:57)
Sko
... reciprocated...
(22:27:58)
dinocular says:
Oh yes she did.
(22:28:10)
Tetrino says:
Oh god the mathematical connotations
(22:28:14)
Tetrino says:
SEX IS RUINED FOR ME
(22:28:25)
Sko
reciprocates Dino.
(22:28:39)
dinocular
....is now in the 69 position?
(22:28:45)
Sko says:
Oh baby!
(22:28:46)
dinocular says:
Which way did I reciprocate?
(22:28:58)
Sko says:
You can be the 9, I don't like odd numbers.
(22:28:59)
Sko says:
XD
(22:29:03)
dinocular says:
Are you doing me dogging style, or did you rotate me 180?
(22:29:09)
Tetrino
integrates Dino's asymptotes.
(22:29:19)
dinocular
'splodes!
(22:29:34)
dinocular
finds the critical number to Tet's parabola.
(22:29:40)
Tetrino
differentiates Sko's gradient.
(22:29:42)
Game Master (GM) says:
LeeHitsugaya enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Lee Hitsugaya: Lee Hitsugaya is a liquid-based shapeshifter, born from another planet. He usually holds the form of a young adult, with blue-ish hair, and golden eyes.
(22:29:43)
Sko says:
I'm glad I'm not on Skype. I'm laughing my ass off.
(22:29:57)
dinocular says:
Where is qb. This would kill his nerdy ass.
(22:30:01)
Tetrino
is now exponential!
(22:30:05)
Sko
pulls in Angelheart, Frozen_Soul, and Dinocular to make a Quadratic Equation.
(22:30:06)
Game Master (GM) says:
Ren_Shalvar enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Rox: Powerful war wizard of the southern lands and intricate soul. Mess with him and you will surly burn.
(22:30:31)
dinocular
!!!
(22:30:44)
dinocular
finds out that Sko is a radical!
(22:30:52)
Tetrino
substitutes X with himself in that equation.
(22:31:06)
Game Master (GM) says:
Kai_Chan enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Omitsu Hiroyuki: A young feminine looking male of about 19 with long copper hair. His Asiatic features are hidden only by his shy nature. He belongs to and serves Laurent.
(22:31:14)
Sko
multiplies by X then divides Dino with a Y.
(22:31:14)
dinocular
divides Tet by 0.
(22:31:16)
Game Master (GM) says:
Cloasse was playing as Romanae, but is now Out Of Character (OOC).
(22:31:19)
Tetrino
calculates Dino's maxima and minima.
(22:31:21)
Game Master (GM) says:
Angel_*-Death-* enters the multiverse, In Character (IC) as Kisa: Kisa, a very slender, tiny, and curvy figured girl. Adorable elbow-length golden curls and vibrant golden eyes. She doesnt know what she is, shes soemthing like an angel. She is one of the most innoccent people at the bar .She works at the bar.
(22:31:31)
dinocular says:
Oh baby. You go ahead and divide me with your Y.
(22:31:39)
Cloasse says:
dino..
(22:31:41)
Sko says:
LOL
(22:31:41)
Cloasse says:
wow.
(22:31:42)
Tetrino
expands to infinity!
(22:31:58)
Sko says:
Someone convo all of this.
(22:31:59)
Sko says:
XD
(22:32:05)
Sko says:
I'm too lazy.
(22:32:11)
Tetrino says:
Me too.
(22:32:12)
Rooster says:
Meh.
(22:32:28)
Rooster says:
Math isnt funny enough to make a sexual innuendo about.
(22:32:44)
Forum Announcer says:
dinocular wrote a new post on the forum: Re: RPG Chat Convos, Oh What Fun...
(22:32:45)
Tetrino says:
What about geography?
(22:32:50)
Sko says:
lmfao.
(22:32:56)
Tetrino says:
Hey Dino, c'mere and calculate my altitude.
(22:33:11)
dinocular says:
I'd rather calculate your area.
(22:33:12)
Rooster says:
Nope.
(22:33:13)
Sko
goes explorer on Dino's shore.
(22:33:15)
Rooster says:
Do art.
(22:33:24)
dinocular says:
...can we do geology?
(22:33:28)
Rooster says:
Arts and crafts.
(22:33:30)
Tetrino says:
I'll chart out your contours.
(22:33:32)
dinocular
inspects Tet's rocks.
(22:33:56)
dinocular
makes Sko's earthquake.
(22:34:11)
Tetrino
probes Dino's caldera.
(22:34:21)
Sko
goes spelunking in Tetrino's cave.
(22:34:28)
dinocular says:
AHA!
(22:34:33)
Tetrino says:
THAT DOESN'T BELONG THERE SKO
(22:34:33)
dinocular says:
Wrong...
(22:34:37)
dinocular says:
Very wrong...

Tetrino says:
Science!
(22:38:09)
jyllaby says:
I'm clean!
(22:38:10)
Tetrino
donates his electrons to Dino.
(22:38:12)
jyllaby
drips
(22:38:20)
jyllaby says:
I smell ridiculously weird
(22:38:24)
dinocular
bonds with Jyll.
(22:38:32)
jyllaby says:
My Mom bought me Baby Phat shower gel
(22:38:33)
Sko says:
lol
(22:38:45)
jyllaby says:
I don't even really know what a person is supposed to do with shower gel
(22:38:46)
dinocular
switches the stereochemistry of Sko's chirality centers.
(22:39:05)
Tetrino
undergoes an exothermic reaction with Dino!

(03:31:13)
Tobi says:
One of my favourite actors is Gordon Freeman... Or Morgan... Whichever is the one not in half life

Hahahahaohgodcan'tbreathe.

(01:39:14)
Angel_*-Death-* says:
I JUST now realized what H. E double hockey sticks and how they got hell out of it. DON锠make fun of me because I knew it meant hell I just didn鴠really thing about why it meant hell

(01:40:26)
cheongzewei says:
he double hockey sticks? as in hitler?

TheUnearthlyGroan says:
I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
(01:03:40)
TheUnearthlyGroan says:
I escape this predicament through my characters.
(01:03:43)
TheUnearthlyGroan says:
That, is why.
(01:03:52)
Sonata says:
You saying you have a vag?
(01:04:03)
TheUnearthlyGroan says:
A spiritual one.
(01:04:09)
Sonata says:
lol
(01:04:11)
Saarai says:
lol.
(01:04:16)
Incognito says:
rofl