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CriminalMinds · by **CriminalMinds** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:31 am

So, I love the RPG chat and apart from the roleplaying that goes on in there, we have the most awesome time chatting there. The funniest things are said, sometimes without meaning to and I thought I'd share, and let others share the great times in there that we all have.

So, to start it off...

(02:49:20) Rigel_Lake observes Kitten's touching of herself.
(02:49:26) CriminalMinds: HAHA
(02:49:29) Rigel_Lake: Or his-self.
(02:49:30) Rigel_Lake: >.>
(02:49:33) CriminalMinds: Kitten is a he!
(02:49:35) CriminalMinds: <3
(02:49:40) Rigel_Lake would fap to that anyway.

Yes, it sounds bad. Blame Rigel. Sometimes it's hard to tell peoples genders. And I think Kitten was scratching his ears or something in the post before, or he stated that he poked or touched himself =/ I can't remember. I thought that was funny though.

(21:50:19) Near: I think so.
(21:50:24) Near: I wasn't active.
(21:50:29) Near: And I didn't know you very well. =p
(21:50:29) CriminalMinds: Oh yea.
(21:50:31) CriminalMinds: I remember
(21:50:35) CriminalMinds: You pulled out.

(18:49:29) CriminalMinds: I think having the 6 months of not trying to do it helped.
(18:49:43) CriminalMinds: I think if I'd tried to revive it before now, it would have failed.

(21:59:12) Near: No
(21:59:13) Near: Sis
(21:59:17) Near: You shouldn't :/
(21:59:21) Near: Oh
(21:59:22) Near: Btw
(21:59:28) Near: I don't plan to pull out this time
(21:59:34) Near: Iza go all the way
(21:59:35) Near: xD

Now, this sounds really bad, and if it wasn't for our dear friend Ponats, I would never have noticed it. But to explain, Near and I were simply talking about my epic thread revival. That's how it came out... Need I explain more.

(04:09:30) [NPC] Bartender: CriminalMinds are the most tasty.
(04:09:33) !asgard@destroyer!: ....
(04:09:33) CriminalMinds: D:
(04:09:37) !asgard@destroyer!: lol
(04:09:39) [NPC] Bartender: Archangel logs into the Chat.
(04:09:39) Kouketsu: XD
(04:09:41) Near: haha
(04:09:47) CriminalMinds: I am tasty!
(04:09:50) CriminalMinds: Awesome!
(04:10:13) [NPC] Bartender: Vores CriminalMinds.
(04:10:17) !asgard@destroyer!: ...

We have an excellent bartender in the room and he even talks sometimes. Just like now. I happened to be the subject and left poor asgard speechless.

(04:13:08) CriminalMinds: I just want to play with the bartender.
(04:13:14) CriminalMinds: I want to make him say things

And because I love the bartender, I say things like that.

(23:33:56) CriminalMinds: Ponats loves me.
(23:34:05) CriminalMinds: She's my wife and daughter >.>
(23:34:04) Ponats: xD

Erm... Yea... She's my wife and daughter...

So, have fun with posting and explaining your funniest chat clips to show how good the chat is!

CriminalMinds.

Discipline · by **Discipline** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:34 am

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SilencexGolden · by **SilencexGolden** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:36 am

(15:34:10) KirstieKaos: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRIM I LVOE YOU
(15:34:22) AirUpThere feel the love
(15:35:14) AirUpThere: Curry Hamburgers!
(15:35:14) Arina Black "Riiben!You'll take someones head off!"

Kirstire we know you love her but please get it right :S
Air why should we feel the love and why curry hamburgers ive never seen one,
and finally Tobi Probably will take someones head off

Cloaked_Schemer · by **Cloaked_Schemer** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:44 am

Hahah, you people are perverts! D=< I never go into the chat, so no quotes from me, but...

CM: All your dogs are belong to ME. x3

CriminalMinds · by **CriminalMinds** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:45 am

D: No they don't! MINE!

<.<

>.>

And see how much fun we have in the chat. You should so come and join in

ShatteredSoul · by **ShatteredSoul** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:34 am

16:14:17) RyuHakara goes in a corner to rewatch Kohanna and Kirstie fight that he recorded
(16:16:39) RyuHakara: too bad it was only violence >.>
(16:16:49) RyuHakara: I wanted .....other things >.>
(16:17:21) !asgard@destroyer!: You and Koh are lesbians?!?!?
(16:17:24) !asgard@destroyer!: WTF?

BAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

(21:01:53) Entropy thinks she'll be having chicken for dinner tonight, looking at rooster

(22:40:19) fighter_rose_003: Saladin! AT least I can get some! No woman would want to touch your sorry ugly ass!

(16:23:33) Tobi: In the Digimon world (Acording to the Digibreed rp) Myth can become a catfox by having sex with her parents

(01:30:47) [IC]_HydraGangrel shakes her head and moves her hands from her face, eyes blank, closed. She flexes her fingers, her black claws starting to slip from under her fingernails. She holds her hands out towards them, palms up and fingers curled in. To her, it was a like a sign of peace, but as her claws grew, it could easily have looked like a threat.
(01:30:58) [IC]_Rooster: "Mabye shes just on her period."

(12:12:53) Kohanna liked the Tit

LOL. Ok, so A bunch of people in the caht were discussing the movie the Titanic and how much we disliked it. We made fun of it and everytihng lol. Anyway about five minutes after the discussion closed Kohanna came out of nowhere with that so we all laughed hysterically.

Cloaked_Schemer · by **Cloaked_Schemer** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:55 am

(11:50:10) RoxYRosE: Yeah, I'm the dirtiest woman in here. I'm so dirty, I think I need a bath. You're right and always have been, Cloaked, and I admire your lack of a gender immensely.

Verbatim. Don't let her tell you otherwise. =3

CriminalMinds · by **CriminalMinds** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:56 am

LOL see... I dragged you in and now you will never leave!

NEVA! I TELL YOU >:P

Cloaked_Schemer · by **Cloaked_Schemer** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:57 am

Oh, I will leave.

...when I'm good and ready!

muketsu_bara · by **muketsu_bara** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:38 pm

(13:34:16) juicebox: 5 inch?
(13:34:17) [NPC] Bartender: Sweet Angel Jocelyn wrote a new post on the forum: Re: The Elven Sun *PRP Small group*
(13:34:22) Arcanus: Tiny, yes.
(13:34:41) [NPC] Bartender: visitor_163518 logs into the Chat.
(13:34:42) juicebox: I think mine was 7 inch...

Okay for just tuning and and not really paying attention THAT could be taken soooo many different ways... but then I scrolled up a few and saw that they were in fact talking about catching fish on Twilight Princess.

Not funny, but it could be worthwhile... thought I'd give a post so I could keep my eye on it.

Discipline · by **Discipline** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:06 pm

(15:01:55) juicebox: :D
(15:01:58) Rigel_Lake: D:
(15:02:01) Shining_Angel: >.<
(15:02:02) juicebox: :D
(15:02:05) Arcanus: ♪^♪
(15:02:06) Rigel_Lake: D8
(15:02:07) Shining_Angel: >.>
(15:02:08) juicebox: :D
(15:02:11) Rigel_Lake: .-.
(15:02:14) Arcanus: $^$
(15:02:15) Shining_Angel: oo.oo
(15:02:17) juicebox: :D
(15:02:19) Rigel_Lake: oOo
(15:02:28) Shining_Angel: :L
(15:02:28) juicebox: :D
(15:02:31) Arcanus: (>^(>O_O)>
(15:02:33) Rigel_Lake: :T
(15:02:36) juicebox: :D
(15:02:36) Shining_Angel: o.O
(15:02:48) Rigel_Lake: +-[o-o]-+
(15:02:49) Armored_Ghost: =O*(|)
(15:02:51) Shining_Angel: T_T
(15:02:52) juicebox: :D
(15:02:55) Rigel_Lake: :S
(15:03:04) Shining_Angel: =O
(15:03:07) juicebox: :D
(15:03:09) Rigel_Lake: :O
(15:03:17) Shining_Angel: >:D
(15:03:20) Rigel_Lake: ._.
(15:03:20) Arcanus: o=(^^)o
(15:03:25) Arcanus: o(^^)o
(15:03:28) juicebox: :D
(15:03:32) Arcanus: o(^^)=o
(15:03:37) Arcanus: o(^^)o
(15:03:38) Shining_Angel: ^('_')^
(15:03:41) juicebox: :D
(15:03:49) Shining_Angel: :P
(15:03:57) Rigel_Lake: ._.
(15:03:59) Shining_Angel: [o_p]
(15:04:00) Armored_Ghost: O.o
(15:04:05) Rigel_Lake: ._.
(15:04:06) juicebox: :D
(15:04:09) Rigel_Lake: D:
(15:04:16) Shining_Angel: (p.o)
(15:04:18) Rigel_Lake: 8D
(15:04:25) juicebox: :D
(15:04:30) Shining_Angel: >:S
(15:04:41) Rigel_Lake: >:D
(15:04:44) Shining_Angel: >:(
(15:04:51) juicebox: :D
(15:04:51) Arcanus: o.O
(15:04:52) Shining_Angel: <3
(15:04:56) Rigel_Lake: </3
(15:04:58) Arcanus: =?
(15:05:02) juicebox: :D
(15:05:08) Armored_Ghost: o('^')=o*(|)
(15:05:13) Shining_Angel: ;(
(15:05:17) juicebox: :D
(15:05:22) Rigel_Lake: ._.
(15:05:24) Armored_Ghost: xp
(15:05:28) Shining_Angel: (?_?)
(15:05:33) juicebox: :d

We call this 'in-character communication.'

Garbiella · by **Garbiella** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:07 pm

I SCREWED UP ON THE LAST ONE.
DAMNIT.

D:

Arcanus · by **Arcanus** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:01 pm

THERE'S ME! That smiley thing was fun. I was like "Um..." I remember RoxY saying those few lines.
(15:02:31) Arcanus: (>^(>O_O)>
^Me doing the "Surprise buttsecks" smiley. That was lol-worthy.

KungFu.Chinaman · by **KungFu.Chinaman** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:06 pm

EPIC!!! I remember a few of these conersations... just EPIC.

CriminalMinds · by **CriminalMinds** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:22 pm

(21:22:05) [NPC] Bartender: I need a robo-girl. Make her!
(21:22:23) CriminalMinds make's a robo-girl
(21:23:18) [NPC] Bartender: Thank you, CriminalMinds. Your death shall be quick.

The bartender loves me really...

(03:26:30) Bella_Aleera now has eight kids.
(03:26:35) CriminalMinds: O_O
(03:26:36) Rigorin: I'm trying to be funny! MAKE ME BE FUNNY ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
(03:26:36) Bella_Aleera hurdles her children around.
(03:26:40) Kirinak points and laughs at rig "Haha! squishy!
(03:26:41) CriminalMinds: BELLZOR REALLY?
(03:26:46) Bella_Aleera cannot name the Father, because he's an immature prick.
(03:26:47) Bella_Aleera: LMFAO.
(03:26:47) Kouketsu: She has zero kids! Zerooooo!
(03:26:52) Bella_Aleera: EIGHT I TELL YOU.
(03:26:56) CriminalMinds: I have no kids either >.>
(03:26:58) Bella_Aleera jabbed Kou.
(03:26:59) CriminalMinds: I'm good.
(03:27:02) Bella_Aleera: EIGHHTT.
(03:27:08) CriminalMinds: <.<
(03:27:11) Rigorin is a kid.
(03:27:13) Silcatra: ...
(03:27:17) Silcatra: It's octo-mom...
(03:27:20) Bella_Aleera: LMFAO.
(03:27:21) CriminalMinds: LOL
(03:27:22) Bella_Aleera: YOU JERK.
(03:27:30) Kouketsu: She's totally makin' it up.
(03:27:40) CriminalMinds: That can go on my quote thread now
(03:27:42) Bella_Aleera: Am not.
(03:27:46) [NPC] Bartender: Rigorin leaves the channel.
(03:27:48) Bella_Aleera pointed to the no-good Father.
(03:27:53) [NPC] Bartender: trent wrote a new post on the forum: Re: Boogey Men ((OOC&SignUps)) [Roleplayers Needed]
(03:27:53) Bella_Aleera: HE'S makin' it up!
(03:27:55) [NPC] Bartender: Rigorin enters the channel.
(03:28:04) CriminalMinds: Stop posting so I can copy and paste >.>
(03:28:13) Rigorin: Hm...
(03:28:18) Rigorin: I made a saying today.
(03:28:22) Bella_Aleera: (Shush!)

Does she, or doesn't she have eight kids? That is the question...

(03:40:47) Roxanne: (22:40:06) CriminalMinds: It's PHAILURE!
(22:40:09) CriminalMinds: Get it right >.>

Well, it is concluded that I should get RPG's chat spelling phailure award...

(03:47:04) Ryand-S takes the bullet with Phase Shift Armor
(03:47:07) Ryand-S: Do you mind?
(03:47:10) Ryan Milark stabs himself through his arm into a table and sits there
(03:47:12) Bella_Aleera like a hard penis in tight jeans.
(03:47:14) Kouketsu died.

I don't know quite how to explain that...

(03:49:11) CriminalMinds: Urgh... It's that time of night again....
(03:49:14) CriminalMinds: 5am....
(03:49:19) CriminalMinds: Almost...
(03:49:22) Ryan Milark: DR. ASSGAURD!!!!!!!!1
(03:49:22) Kouketsu: You ain't goin' nowhere, Crim. XD
(03:49:26) CriminalMinds: xD
(03:49:26) Velrun Sei: 10:49 over here.
(03:49:29) CriminalMinds: I'm not tired.
(03:49:38) Toboe: 6:49 pm
(03:49:50) Gabriel Crozius Blade: lol @crim
(03:49:52) Ryan Milark: HEY DR. ASSGAURD I KNOW YOU
(03:49:55) Kouketsu: >_> Good, good. All is going according to plan.
(03:50:04) [NPC] Bartender: visitor_418704 logs into the Chat.
(03:50:04) Kouketsu: First we adjust Crim's sleep schedule to American times..
(03:50:07) Kouketsu: Then, THEN!
(03:50:14) Kouketsu: Kidnap her and usher her to the states. >_>

If I go missing, there is the evidence to find out who did it...

(04:01:59) CriminalMinds hops, skips and jumps back into the room, landing on the bar and then proceeding to look all muscle man like by posing. "Har! I did it"

My epicness

(04:12:26) CriminalMinds saves my wife and daughter.
(04:12:29) Bella_Aleera killed KouKou.
(04:12:31) Ponats: xD
(04:12:32) Myrin: Oh... my bads then?
(04:12:35) Kouketsu also notes THIS CHAT MOVES TOO FAST. ORGANIZE YOUR THOUGHTS INTO COHERENT SEN--dead again.
(04:12:36) CriminalMinds: And yes Kou, you are saved.
(04:12:36) Kouketsu wtf.
(04:12:48) CriminalMinds saves Kou again.
(04:12:51) aeleon: So why did he keep shooting with the gun after it caught fire?
(04:12:55) CriminalMinds: I need to get paid for this...
(04:12:56) Bella_Aleera killed KouKou!
(04:12:59) Kouketsu is saved yet--dead.
(04:13:01) Nax Chan watches Crim get personal with all the mods...
(04:13:01) CriminalMinds saves Kou
(04:13:07) Bella_Aleera killed K!

I won the epic battle of saving Kou after that, but apparently I got personal with the mods somewhere when doing that O.o

FoxyRoxy · by **FoxyRoxy** on Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:29 pm

(scythe) secret smex?
(16:33:41) Shining_Angel: in the corner
(16:33:44) Scythe: Yep.

(I sort of only took a part of what Scythe said for the first part)

(21:24:51) Soul will gladly night Near

(Typos beware...but funny because they are both guys)

ShatteredSoul · by **ShatteredSoul** on Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:13 am

03:08:16) eNzeru: i wonder if i'm the youngest here .. :O
(03:08:25) Bella_Aleera was almost thankful he died. XD
(03:08:25) Spheera: 16
(03:08:32) Aniihya: 18
(03:08:37) Near lays his head on eNzeru's shoulder and yawns.
(03:08:42) Spheera: Bella is 102
(03:08:46) Bella_Aleera: Oh, yeah.
(03:08:48) Bella_Aleera: 102.
(03:08:49) Spheera:
(03:08:50) eNzeru: :O
(03:08:52) Bella_Aleera: The ripe age of 102.
(03:08:56) Bella_Aleera: Don't you wanna fuck me?
(03:08:58) [NPC] Bartender: RedHeadSamurai23 has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:09:02) Spheera: All the time ;D
(03:09:03) Arcanus: o.O
(03:09:04) Bella_Aleera: I bet you do.
(03:09:05) eNzeru thumbs up at Bella
(03:09:15) eNzeru: it'll be like ..
(03:09:27) eNzeru: raping a over sized raisin =D

'Nuff said. xD!!!

Tess · by **Tess** on Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:21 am

This wasn't off this site but it was a chat between me and a friend that I have been pasting to everyone these past few days;

Leo can be as cruel as you: I strongly believe in Karma
Leo can be as cruel as you: When I went to Sri Lanka they were major on karma
Leo can be as cruel as you: but I kind of worried because we were driving early in the morning and a dog was hit and they were all "leave it - it was meant to happen"
Steph: karma ran over my dogma
Steph: HAHAHAHAHA

CriminalMinds · by **CriminalMinds** on Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:22 am

(04:38:53) DaVerbMan: its for geeks that dont know how to have sex with out rolling a 20d
(04:39:10) Ryand-S: LOL
(04:39:14) Ponats: If you roll 20, you don't get the STD. xD
(04:39:16) Ryand-S: good show
(04:39:16) Ponats: lmao
(04:39:22) DaVerbMan: lol

Apparently they were taking the mick out of a DnD book or something. I thought it was worthy of going in this thread though.

(04:47:48) Bella_Aleera: OHYAY
(04:47:49) [NPC] Bartender: Ponats wrote a new post on the forum: ModPrivate: Kouketsu And Ponats Cyber Time
(04:47:50) Ryan Milark: yash bella your right
(04:47:51) qbsuperstar03: What the hell, I'll bite, Rigorin. What's it for?
(04:47:54) Ponats: o,o

I just thought that was funny as hell for two reasons. One for what the bartender announced and two because QB said he'd bite and wanted to know what it was for >.>

(05:12:06) [NPC] Bartender: Rorii has been guillibed out (Lol).

The bartender just loves pulling pranks...

(05:17:53) CriminalMinds lets Kou into the warm bed.
(05:17:53) Kohanna randomly huggles Kou
(05:17:58) Kohanna: o.o
(05:18:02) Kohanna: awkward timing...

That doesn't need explaining in my opinion....

(05:20:35) CriminalMinds: D:
(05:20:50) Kohanna makes the room spin for the heck of it
(05:20:55) CriminalMinds: I love that smilie...
(05:21:05) CriminalMinds: It makes me want to stick something in its mouth >.>

It really does....

(05:25:32) [NPC] Bartender: Noms CriminalMinds' head.

The bartender really does love me....

(05:26:11) CriminalMinds: I phail at going to bed ...
(05:26:16) CriminalMinds: I live here....
(05:26:24) CriminalMinds: I really should just sleep in the chat.
(05:26:32) Ryand-S: hmm
(05:26:40) Kouketsu: Or perhaps we can bring the chat to you, Crim.
(05:26:41) CriminalMinds sleeps in the chat...
(05:26:48) Kouketsu: We shall sail 'cross the Atlantic!
(05:26:54) CriminalMinds: YAY!

I now live in the chat....

RoxYRosE · by **RoxYRosE** on Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:25 pm

See... everyone else's is funny... except for the quote regarding me. Blasphemy!!!

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