Some people collect stamps, bottlecaps, shot glasses, or battle scars.

Me, I collect pictures of me punching pigeons out of the sky.

Seriously.

I live/attend school downtown Chicago. Pigeons are a part of my everyday life. They're smug, foul beasts with a complex hierarchy of authority behind their beady little eyes. Do not underestimate them.

Therefore, I have a fixation with being able to punch one out of the sky. There is no greater mastery over a flying animal than this.

I welcome all to contribute to my collection no matter your artistic ability. The more variety in styles, the better.

First, is something drawn by my friend Dimosthimise, from a Runescape forum.



The second is drawn by Mid, a member here at Gateway.



Yessssss.

Grow, little collection. Grow!

This just seriously made my day :)

You know what would make my day, Stone_Dog?

If you drew a picture of me punching a pigeon out of the sky.

Fantastic. I might draw you punching a pigeon for your little collection :)

The third installment in my collection is brought to you by the letter A! Abraxas, another Gateway user.

NYAHAHAHAHA.

I'm a great artist. :D

Whuh...

Can this be my thesis or

Do you strut around all day contemplating how brilliant you are?

An open letter from All of the Pigeons of the World, brought to you by Tæfarós,

:c

Another pigeon testimonial from Princess_Awinita, a user here.

I will always cherish these close to my heart ..

Glad to be of service :) I've been kicking around for some time now and thought, hey, can't draw people, why not draw a bird in stead ? And so you have it :)

"You, go get me my birdseed expresso."

LOL.

Really enjoyed this one. I never imagined my personal vendetta against pigeons would result in this sort of hilarious, varied art.

I like how you and Awinita drew those pigeons.

Also, you have NO IDEA how much it feels like I'm being plotted against when I walk across Daley Plaza. I will take pictures/video the next time I'm downtown, which won't be for a few days, but still.

Seriously. It's terrifying.

Happy to be of service, and glad that you enjoyed it! You'd be surprised on what can grow out of a simple idea.

I like my pidgeons. They're so butt-ugly that they're cute.

And, just bring a bebe gun with you, that's what a friend of mine does. He has some kind of mental problem, though... So...

... Yeah.

My own, personal contribution to this thread. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WctsVR_9 ... ffGqF_oHK9

It's not a work of art, but at the same time it is an art.

MS paint masterpiece, a la Script.

WAAAAH.

Jessine, my best friend of all time, otherwise known as the user lochnessmonster, just draw this to me -- adding it to her portfolio for when she applies to CalArts.

I'm very excited to add this to the collection. :D

^ Oh muh gah. XD
I feel sad that I even know that meme.

Pigeon Punches Guild

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